Or I have it... maybe it's Hank's birthday and he's feeling really really down due to his mid-life crisis. So is in the park and maybe watching some children having fun at a birthday party. And you approach him, maybe with a diaper bag... and he wonders which one is yours. And of course you offer this sad story of wanting a cub to take care of and such. Yada yada yada… she offers to use her gifts to make Hank younger so they both can have a fun day... but then it turns into making excuses to keep him that way. I like the idea of the growing obsession.