"They" will take almost anyone for Jury Duty - As long as you have working eyes, ears and half a brain (A fully functional brain is not required which would explain the outcome of some court cases! LOL!) then you qualify. The fact that you have to wear diapers for extended periods of time is actually a plus since you wouldn't have to ask the judge to be excused to go to the bathroom during a trial - Most judges will stop a trial (Recess) so that a juror can take a bathroom break ->
http://www.nced.uscourts.gov/jurors/faq.aspx?faq=1#16 but I'm guessing that if you ask too many times for a break, a judge could refuse to call for one or tell you to wait for the next scheduled break (Hence, I'm not going to eat any extra spicy food or drink a lot while serving Jury Duty). Worse yet, you could be cited to be in contempt of court which may result in a fine or even some hours in jail (It depends on the judge, so don't piss him/her off!) ->
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...0143900AACJ1tj. You would actually be an ideal juror since you could "Stand on your head" during the entire length of the trail without having to take a single bathroom break!
I'll have to analyze Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter after the Jury Duty which could roll into next week or later since, I'm still in the standby phase (My "foot is not even in the door") of the selection process.
Sorry to make you sad but trust me, it would be a good thing for you. If you can learn how to figure things out for yourself, then you would be self-reliant. I look forward to the day when you can do that - I would then know what every "Master" feels: The sense of accomplishment and pride at the moment when his/her student knows as much as he/she does. Like the
lyrics from the theme song, "
The Last Dragon" by Dwight David, from
The Last Dragon movie go: "You've learned your lesson well. (I can teach you no more)" In the movie version (I can't find the specific scene on YouTube), there are additional lyrics played in the background song that are not in the radio version of the song which make the message more potent "... (I can teach you no more) [There is nothing left to teach]. You are the last Dragon. You possess the power of
The Glow". If you've never seen the 1985 movie, you can at least see the final fight scene ->
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiRHu1JjpI0. The main character is "Bruce LeRoy" (Yes, as in a black Bruce Lee - The movie was part spoof/camp, part martial arts and pure 80s silly fun)! My favorite song in the movie was "
The Rhythm of the Night" by DeBarge. So are you willing to take the challenge of trying to analyze the sixth character with me?