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April 1st, 09, 07:23 AM
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Lil' Pull-up Princess ^_^
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One F**ked up story
Ok all you have to do is add a sentence to the story, but...... the sentance has to be an oxymoron... just go crazy
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Greg the DISGRUNTLED postman was HAPPILY WORKING at the post office when suddenly...
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April 1st, 09, 03:16 PM
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a paraplegic man walks up to the counter
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April 4th, 09, 06:55 PM
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the hidden one
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explaining he is mute, he asks for some stamps
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March 5th, 10, 02:26 AM
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Lil' Pull-up Princess ^_^
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blindly he looks around for any sign of:
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March 5th, 10, 02:43 AM
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Moderating Caretaker-Type
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Quietly Greg yells "CAN I HELP YOU, SIR!?"
Last edited by Samiel; March 6th, 10 at 01:49 AM..
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March 5th, 10, 03:01 AM
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RP Jack of All Trades
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"Yes you can, thanks for asking," The deaf-mute replies.
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June 15th, 10, 06:03 AM
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The Deaf Mute also explains to Greg that he's also blind.
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June 15th, 10, 11:53 PM
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Perverted Fiction Mod
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"I think I got that..." Greg said as he narrowed his eyebrows. "So if you're mute, and deaf, how did you answer me?"
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June 16th, 10, 05:27 AM
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The Blind Deaf Mute stutters then gets down on his knees and yell's out "URKEL BE PRAISED I CAN TALK AGAIN!"
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June 16th, 10, 05:31 AM
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Lil' Pull-up Princess ^_^
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(time out) does noone know what an, oxymoron is? -_-'
---------- Post added at 12:31 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:28 AM ----------
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Originally Posted by Samiel
Quietly Greg yells "CAN I HELP YOU, SIR!?"
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Here the word "quietly" contradicts "yells" it has NOTHING to do with being blind, or deaf, or anything of the sort...
This isn't a thread where you just slap disabilities on people its about every sentence not making any sense... from a logical perspective, not from an intellectual standpoint...
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