The reason why Ilyana's always starving (based on FE GoD)

[Backwards Ajnin]

After the trouble with the goddess Ashera, Tellius was reasonably peaceful, at least no other large-scale conflicts had broken out for a while. Since Ike had departed for unknown lands with his boyfriend*, Mia had decided there wasn't much reason for her to stick around the Greil mercenaries anymore, so she struck out on her own, working as a freelance hired sword. As our little story opens, Mia is living in a little flat** in Crimea's capital city, unaware she's about to meet an old friend.

* YES I SHIP IKE/SOREN
** Or whatever they called them in those days

[mato]

Ilyana had knocked on the door of her old friends house but didnt know it was her" hello is anyone home, i really need some food" she said in a weak tone.

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia came to the door, not knowing who it was, and looked through her peephole to see. When she recognized her old friend she threw the door open. "Ilyana!" She said brightly. "It's been AGES!" She swept the mage up into a tight hug.

[mato]

" oh hi mia, do you have any food" she said in a weak not not saying how it is nice to see her again only about her empty tummy

[Backwards Ajnin]

"Of course I do!" Mia said chipperly as she dragged Ilyana inside. "What would you like? I've bread, and jellies, and a little meat."

[mato]

'can i have it all
"Ilyana said was lying on the table with her face

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia giggled at her old friend's actions. "I'll see what I can do!" She said, and went over to her pantry to sort through her foodstuffs.

[mato]

but Ilyana was still lying on the table" do you have an old pair of boots?' she asked because this young girl would eat anything

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia turned her head to Ilyana. "Old boots? Are you serious?" She asked incredulously.

[mato]

she just nodded" ill eat anything, i havent had something to eat in three hours"Ilyana said as if she was dying of hunger

[Backwards Ajnin]

"... three hours?" Mia asked. "For you, that is serious." She tossed a loaf of bread onto her table. "This should keep you going for a bit."

[mato]

she nodded and start licking her table" taste so good

[Backwards Ajnin]

"Eat the bread silly, not the table." Mia said, covering up a giggle.

[mato]

she nodded and took a piece out and started eating" so good" she said wondering if she would ask why she was here

[Backwards Ajnin]

"It's just bread, but whatever you like I guess." Mia said with a giggle. "So, what exactly brings you here? I thought you were still in Daien."

[mato]

but she sighed' they told me i had to lave because i was eating there country out of house and home" she answered well she was eating the bred

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia giggled. "The whole country?" She asked, a note of disbelief in her voice. "I don't think even you could eat enough food to starve a whole country. A few hundred people like you, maybe, but not just one person, no matter how hungry."

[mato]

she nodded" i didnt eat it all, they just told me if i kept that up i would eat everything, they just wanted to lave well they restocked" she answered well starting to eat the plastic bag

[Backwards Ajnin]

(there was no bag. I don't even think they HAD plastic on Tellius when all this takes place. She just threw Ilyana a loaf of bread without any container.)

[mato]

( aww im sorry iddnt think of that lol).

but she finished the bread and started licking her hands'"can i have some salt for my hands?' she asked

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia dissolved into hopeless giggles. "I can give you more food if that's what you want, you don't have to eat yourself..." She looked in her pantry for some meat or something more substantive than just a loaf of bread.

[mato]

but she sighed' sorry if im eating all your food i dont know why im always hungry" she sighed

[Backwards Ajnin]

"It's okay." Mia said with a smile. "I don't eat overmuch anyway, how do you think I keep this fine figure?" She pulled a decent-sized leg of mutton out from her pantry. "Now, will this keep you happy and full long enough for me to think up some way I can actually feed your appetite?"

[mato]

she nodded and started eating it' i dont know why im always hungry it feel like no matter how much i eat it isn't enuf

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia gave a little frown. "That's... new." She said, trying to be tactful. "Do you have any idea why that is?"

[mato]

but she shook her head' no i never really understood it' she said ( what should it be??)

[Backwards Ajnin]

(I have absolutely no idea why Ilyana's always hungry. My logical theory would be metabolism... but remember, the idea here is that food just goes right through her)

[mato]

(ok like she messes alot).

Ilyana fell to the floor as she held her tummmy" ahhhhh mia

[Backwards Ajnin]

(no, not chronic tummyache... just doesn't digest well. The idea is food runs through her, she doesn't necessarily get a stomachache)

[mato]

(awww like this).

"hey mia where your bath room i need to go very bad

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia blinked. "Um, the privy's thataway." She said, pointing to the door of the room. "Just go down the stairs and hang a left, last door on the left."

[mato]

but she sighed when it just came out' to late i just went" she replied

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia stared at Ilyana with a mixture of disbelief and horror. "You're kidding me" She spluttered. "You really couldn't hold it in for... nevermind. I guess I gotta help you clean up now, unless you can do it yourself..."

[mato]

but she looked clueless"um what do you mean i have always been this way

[Backwards Ajnin]

"Always?" Mia asked curiously. "I've never noticed it before. Um, go lay down... on the floor... in the other room, and wait for me."

[mato]

"alright but can i have something to eat" she said lying down

[Backwards Ajnin]

"Not now!" Mia called back. "Wait until I've cleaned you up, will you?"

[mato]

she nodded' alright " she answered

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia gathered up the materials she would need to clean Ilyana, and walked into the room where her soiled friend was lying down.

[mato]

but she smiled"mia whats the matter i have always been like this" she said

[Backwards Ajnin]

"I have no better idea than you." Mia said, kneeling down beside her friend and removing her soiled clothes. "Maybe you should go see- good lord Ilyana, I didn't think I gave you THAT much too eat!"

[mato]

but she sighed' you didnt this was my lunch" she answered

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia sighed. "I guess I'll take that..." She took a strong cloth, dipped it in water, and began to clean Ilyana off.

[mato]

but she blushed when she saw that' wait a diaper

[Backwards Ajnin]

"Yes, a diaper." Mia said. "You implied you soil yourself often, didn't you?"

[mato]

she nodded"well yes but i was never put in diapers back then

[Backwards Ajnin]

"Well, most people don't like to be put in diapers past a certain age." Mia said matter-of-factly. "The weird thing is, I know some guys who like it... and sometimes, they come by and I'll baby them, in return for some cash. That's why I have these things lying around."

[mato]

but she blushed" well i guess money is money" she giggled well lying down

[Backwards Ajnin]

(she's already lying down)

"Exactly!" Mia said brightly. "You gotta make ends meet." She made sure Ilyana was very clean before going to pin a clean diaper on her.

[mato]

(oops lol).

"he-he i get that"if i promise not to eat you out of house and home can i stay here?' she asked with a sad tone

[Backwards Ajnin]

"I don't see why not, we are friends after all." Mia said brightly as she finished cleaning Ilyana's mess. She took a powder puff and applied a light coat of powder to Ilyana's bottom before pinning a clean white diaper on her.

[mato]

"wow thank you that is so nice of you" she giggled sitting up kissing her on the cheek

[Backwards Ajnin]

"Don't mention it!" Mia said brightly, blushing. "After all, I wouldn't be much of a friend if I wasn't willing to put up with your-"

Somewhere off in the distance, a duck quacked.

[mato]

but hearing that made her jump 'are we eating duck?' she asked

[Backwards Ajnin]

(off in the distance. Sound effect bleep for us, so Mia actually said... you know, the duck quacking is for us only. They didn't hear it. Comedy, more or less.)

[mato]

(aww sorry).

"so what is for dinner?' she asked well her diaper was being pined together

[Backwards Ajnin]

"No idea!" Mia said chipperly as she pinned Ilyana's diaper. "I kinda gave you a lot of my food earlier. So I'll probably have to go buy some more!"

[mato]

but Ilyana jumped up"ok can i come to the store with you?' she asked

[Backwards Ajnin]

"Do you have money?" Mia asked. "Because this is gonna eat into- no pun intended- my emergency fund. I wasn't planning to go shopping for at least a week."

[mato]

but Ilyana nodded and pulled out a a very large wallet"yes the dunburgade gave me this before they asked me to lave saying it should hold me down till i can come back" she answered handing mia the bag of gold coins

[Backwards Ajnin]

(... the heck is a dunbergade?)

Mia took the wallet, looked inside, and brightened up considerably. "Oh, wow!" She exclaimed happily. "LOOK at all this! I honestly think this is more money than I've seen in my life!"

[mato]

(lol sorry the little team with edward soth mikiya the bow boy and the ax guy).

she giggled and nodded" they said it was a thank you for all the help i gave like in the battle with the king dragon i was pretty helpful then" she giggled

[Backwards Ajnin]

(DAWN BRIGADE XD ... no, I'm not making fun of you. If that was intentional it was hilarious. If not... still funny, but I don't want you to think I'm mocking you. Also, the dragon king is Dhegensea, which I probably misspelled.)

Mia gave a bright smile. "I remember, you really gave that guy the what-for, didn't you?" She thought for a moment, then got up and looked in her closet. "Think one of my pants or skirts would fit you?"

[mato]

(lol yeah).

she looked at her smiling"yeah im sure they will" she smiled

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia began to look through her closet and soon pulled out a pair of well-used brown tights. "Now, don't mess these up." She said with a wink. "You do and it'll come out of your food money."

[mato]

but she made a sad look on her face" awwww but i love food" she cried

[Backwards Ajnin]

"Than you'll be extra-careful to keep them clean!" Mia said with a playful wink.

[mato]

but she nodded giggling"hey so what is for dinner tonight" she giggled well getting dressed

[Backwards Ajnin]

"I dunno... yet." Mia said. "I guess we'll decide what we want when we get there!" She said with a merry smile.

[mato]

she nodded smiling"then come on" she said pulling her out the door

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia giggled. "You're really enthusiastic about food, aren't you?" Smiling, she took the lead and led Ilyana to the market.

[mato]

Ilyanajust nodded"of course i love food' she giggled

[Backwards Ajnin]

When they got to the market, Mia kept a tight grip on Ilyana with one hand while she mentally reviewed what she would need to get.

[mato]

bt Ilyana stopped and blushed"um mia i need a change" she said with a blush looking at her friend

[Backwards Ajnin]

"You're kidding." Mia says with an expression of some horror. "I didn't bring any diapers!"

[mato]

but she sighed"its ok ill last a while longer" she said.

[Backwards Ajnin]

"A little while?" Mia said skeptically.

[mato]

but she blushed and nodded"lets just hurry

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia nodded, and she and Ilyana hurried about their shopping, Mia praying Ilyana's dirty diaper wasn't too obvious to others.

[mato]

Ilyana blushed well she used her diaper trying not to leak

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia quickly found everything she needed, buying a little more than usual because of her guest... but not too much more, which may have been a mistake.

[mato]

but she blushed when she wet her diaper for the 6th time now"how much longer?' she asked a little worried she was going to leak

[Backwards Ajnin]

"I'm done now!" Mia said brightly, and she began to walk Ilyana home... a bit quickly, as she knew Ilyana needed to be changed.

[mato]

Ilyana blushed as she fell on her knees holding her tummy"ahh mia i think i need to make a mess" she blushed

[Backwards Ajnin]

"Now?" Mia said, aghast. "But we're in the middle of the street!"

[mato]

but she blushed and let it out and got back up blushing"um can we hurry" she blushed

[Backwards Ajnin]

"What do you think I'm doing?" Mia said, a bit huffy. "Come on, it's not that much further to home."

[mato]

but she blushed and nodded'i dont know why but i feel worse than i normally do

[Backwards Ajnin]

"Can you keep moving?" Mia asked with a bit of worry. "I do not want to have to carry you."

[mato]

but she nodded getting up but held on to her arm" i can still walk" she said

[Backwards Ajnin]

"Good." Mia said with a smile, and the walked on, Mia with her bags on one arm and Ilyana on the other.

[mato]

Ilyana still had a blush on her face but smiled"im glad i found you here mia' she smiled

[Backwards Ajnin]

It was Mia's turn to blush. "Yeah, you got lucky on several levels didn't you?"

[mato]

but she giggled nodding and lied on her shoulder"yeah i missed you"she smiled

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia smiled and patted Ilyana's head. "That's sweet of you, I guess." Soon they were back at Mia's flat.

[mato]

Ilyana giggled like a little girl seeing her"so i guess its time to change me?

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia nodded and set her groceries on the table. "Go lay down on the mat and give me a moment. I'll be right with you~"

[mato]

she nodded smiling"yes mia" she said going to the mat lying down

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia quickly put her groceries away, then she walked into Ilyana and knelt down beside her, untaping her diaper.

[mato]

she smiled well she was being changed"now to tell you your wrong but i almost leaked" i think i need thicker diaper".

[Backwards Ajnin]

Mia paused a moment. "You tell me this now???" After we get home from the market?"