Snake and Neko's AmAzInG Adventure!(Private Rp :P)

[solid_snake_baby]

(((One hot summer afternoon, in the deep suburbs of (Insert random suburb here) a young boy given the nickname "Snakie" calls up his friend who also had a nickname "Neko" to see if she want's to go with him somewhere...)))

"Herro---No ma'am I'm not trying to sell you anythin---no, I---I just want to speak to your---daughter----no it's not hotter----no daugther not hotter---you will---ok thank you (about a minute passes with some shuffling of the phone) Hello? Neko?? Hi it's Snakie, I wanted to know if you wanted to go somewhere with me??"

[nekokat]

um . . . . .ok then wheres?

[solid_snake_baby]

"Uhmmm, if I said not a scary building where 12 people died, a wild racoon lives, and is over 100 years old would you say yes?"

[nekokat]

um with that descrption im not sure if i should say yes

but ok i guesse

[solid_snake_baby]

"Okay see you a five"
Oh I am excited, My best friend and a haunted house, two of the best things in the world, oh and donuts can't forget da dough...

[nekokat]

um ok see u then
"whts his crazy plan this time ^-_-^"

[solid_snake_baby]

((Snake waits in front of the house for neko, dressed casually and wearing a backpack))
"I'm not going in that house by myself, you can forget it" Snake says to himself.

[nekokat]

"slowly walks up to the front doors"

hi so um why did u drag me here?

[solid_snake_baby]

We're gonna go.....GHOST HUNTING!!

I even have supplies
-cameras
-Ghost peanut butter (cause you know....you need it)
-Diapers (>.> did I say that last one out loud)

[nekokat]

um ghost hunting i dont belive in ghost there not real

ghost peanut butter how is it ghost peanut butter did u glue the word ghost onto a jar of peanut butter?

wht was that last thing u said?

[solid_snake_baby]

Yeah I know you don't, but You haven't seen one sooooo,

yes I did and I said, tiny furs, these adorable tiny fur animals!
*Hands "Tinyfur" Kitty*

[solid_snake_baby]

Yeah I know you don't, but You haven't seen one sooooo,

yes I did and I said, tiny furs, these adorable tiny fur animals!
*Hands "Tinyfur" Kitty*

[nekokat]

im ok then lets get this started its creepy out here

[solid_snake_baby]

*I slowly start to walk up the steps then...CHRASH!!!*
Uhmm....Help?
I'm kinda stuck in the basement you think you could get me out? It's dark down here and I think packed a flashlight here!
*Throws up bag*

[nekokat]

um well how do u have any rope or some thing

[solid_snake_baby]

Uhmmm.....................................no v,v

I think I can make it up throw me the light!

[nekokat]

fine here catch it

"throw"

[solid_snake_baby]

*Hits me in the face*
OW!!!!!!!!
*Gets up from the floor*
Woah it's creepy down here, I think I found the stairs!
*Finds you in the front room*
HEYO!!!! :3

[nekokat]

um sorry about that wht happened

[solid_snake_baby]

Me = fall through the floor

Come let's explore this old house!

[nekokat]

ok fine lets get ur ghost hunt over with

[solid_snake_baby]

awee Fluffykins no want to be with Snakie?

[nekokat]

no i just think its pointless to look for ghosts

[solid_snake_baby]

*Thinks to self* Awee I just wanted to spend the day with my bestest friend...
*Out loud* LETS GET STARTED!!!

[nekokat]

ok then off we go i guesse

[solid_snake_baby]

Okay there are three floors which do you wanna go on first??

[nekokat]

how about the top floor first

[solid_snake_baby]

Okies! Watch your step, I don't know what I would do without you Neko, I don't have many friends...since you know....

[nekokat]

because ur crazy "sarcasum" id be there for u always "maybe"

[solid_snake_baby]

Well that's one reason...
((Hoping she doesn't figure out about the "TinyFurs" and what he really said he guides his friend up the steps))

[nekokat]

u know i was thinking if the floor outside broke easily is it safe to be up here

[solid_snake_baby]

=^,^=
*Thought* Oh wow we're all alone...
*Blushes*
You know I don't beleive in ghost either, I just wanted to hang out with you. v,v

[nekokat]

yes we are because its an abandoned house

um ok wouldnt it have been better to have said that instead of ghost hunting

i guesse its still ok "smiles"

[solid_snake_baby]

I was afraid you were going to think I was weird and wouldn't be my friend anymore...
((He still wanted to tell her about the "Things" but was far to shy))

[nekokat]

why would i do that and u are weird

[solid_snake_baby]

I'M WEIRD!!! Oh no! I definitely can't tell you know! Whoops!
You didn't hear that...
*Tries to get away by going to the other side of the room only to fall through the floor*
AHHHH
((Falls unconscious))

[nekokat]

"runs down the stairs and tries to find snake"

[solid_snake_baby]

*Snake dreams about Neko dying and worries, then he wakes himself up*
*He looks down only to see a wet diaper*
I'm wet again?! Oh no! Snake says out loud forgetting that Neko was in the room...

[nekokat]

are u ok ?

and wht are u talking about

[solid_snake_baby]

Im okay but it's Nothing! =>,<=
*Tries to cover up the huge wet spot on his pants*
(Thinking: WHY WHY WHY!!!)

[nekokat]

are u ur ok

wht are u doing

[solid_snake_baby]

O,O
Well see I kinda.........peed?
v.v

[nekokat]

well do u need any help ?

[solid_snake_baby]

What do you mean??
*blushes* OwO

[nekokat]

u know wht i mean snake do u need any help

[solid_snake_baby]

But It's embarassing...D:
make it quick...

[nekokat]

well ok if its embarassing fine maybe i um should just wait outside the door

[solid_snake_baby]

((Inside Snakes head(O, and X being my multiple personalities): O: come on let her do it! X: But I dont wanna mess anything up, she's my best friend! O: Won't this bring you closer toghether?!))
Neko! Wait, will you please change me? o.o

[nekokat]

um ok i guesse . . .

[solid_snake_baby]

Oh thank you, you're a good friend! :3

[nekokat]

so wheres ur changing stuff

[solid_snake_baby]

Uhmm look in my bag...here
*Hands you the bag*

[nekokat]

"starts looking through the bag till every thing is out"

so why do u have these?

[solid_snake_baby]

>.>
It was a long night and I was on the way home when suddenly----
Naww I'm just pullin' your leg, uhmm I was never really trained out of them.
You're a lot more accepting about than my other friends...>.>

[nekokat]

well it doesnt seem like it be a big deal to me

there done
"hugs"

so wht now

[solid_snake_baby]

Well seeing as I didn't know I was going to leak, I didn't bring extra pants soooo OnO
Awee ish otay you don't care if I walk around in this do you?
But...How am I going to get home? >,<

[nekokat]

well no i dont but i dont know how to get u home

steal some thing from a closet or something

[solid_snake_baby]

Ohh whoopsie where are my manners. Thank you very much Neko!
*Returns bigggg hug*

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Are there any closets in this place?
I mean with something I could wear?

[nekokat]

i dont know i dont live here

[solid_snake_baby]

Me either...Wow I feel...all alone...
Hey this won't get in the way of our friendship will it??

Wait a minute, YOU SAW MAH NOODLEEE!! @w@ wow....

[nekokat]

i dont know will it get in the way

i saw nothing

[solid_snake_baby]

I hope not,

what I don't a noodle any more...
*Checks*
You lie I doooo!!!!!

[nekokat]

i dont want it to

"hugs"

i wasnt looking

[solid_snake_baby]

You better not have been looking!
*hugs*
Where to know?

[nekokat]

im not weird i wouldnt

i dont know

[solid_snake_baby]

This sucks, hmm it's getting dark, where did you put the light?? What you had the light right?

[nekokat]

u where holding it how do u think i would have gotten it

[solid_snake_baby]

Well I can't see can you??

[nekokat]

no its to dark in here

[solid_snake_baby]

Dang, how are we gonna get out?
*CHRASH!!!*
Did you hear that?!

[nekokat]

um maybe wht was that

[solid_snake_baby]

I don't know I'll go check it out, don't move!
I'll be right back
*Hugs Neko tightly*
Don't move!
bye!

*Snake then taking all the courage he had wandered into the dark*

[nekokat]

ok be careful dont leave me here alone to long its creepy

dont fall through the floor any more ^-_-^

[solid_snake_baby]

Alright. -..-
*Snake walks around to investigate, while an unknown shadow sneaks behind Neko*

[nekokat]

thinks she feels something behind her"

snake is that u

[solid_snake_baby]

From a distance snake says "What, I'm way over here!!"
((Snake also remembers something))
Snake runs over to where Neko was and pounced on the shadow
"Stupid freakin racoon I'll kill you, you were going to hurt her weren't you??"

Racoon: no, I was just GOING TO DEVOUR HER BRAINS
*Throws racoon out the window after breaking it's arm*
D: are you okay Neko!??

[nekokat]

um i think so
why did it want my brain

[solid_snake_baby]

((Snake didn't want to tell the truth that it wasn't a racoon, it's was a ghoul...))

Uhm, rabies?

Why don't you think you're alright, you didn't....did you...never mind..

[nekokat]

well i dont feel hurt but i cant see anything

[solid_snake_baby]

*Finds light*
Hey there it is!
*Shines it on Neko and sees a big wet spot on her*
YOU DID!!!!!!!

[nekokat]

did what
"looks down"

ya . . .um

[solid_snake_baby]

O.O
Ya um what?
Did you get scared?
Need any help??
:3

[nekokat]

um well i dont know
i guesse i did
. . .yes

[solid_snake_baby]

Would you like a diaper, I have plenty!
*Starts to pull down Neko's pants to clean her*
Well would you? =3

[nekokat]

i um i guesse
"still in shock"

[solid_snake_baby]

*Cleans you and throws you nasty underwear over where your pants are, slips the diaper under you powders and then tapes it up... Then hugs you and says*
It's okay Neko, I'm here, I'll protect you! ^,^

[nekokat]

um ok thank u for protecting me

[solid_snake_baby]

You're welcome, you are my best friend, I have to protect you!
I l... I lov...Nevermind..You're my bestest friend!

[nekokat]

"hugs"

i heared that u love me

[solid_snake_baby]

"How?! How did she hear?? Oh no what if she doesn't like me?? What am I going to do??" Snake thought to himself...

Well yes I.... I do....and I wanted to know if you felt the same...o.o

[nekokat]

egh um "thinks" i guesse so i guesse thats why im here

[solid_snake_baby]

*Gasp*
(Snake's heart beats heavily as he inches over to Neko and gives her the best hug he has ever given)
Snake thinks to himself((Does she mean friend love or real love, true love, like he feels for her))

No I don't think you understand, I'm in love with you...

[nekokat]

ya thats wht i mean so

gosh u get emotional over every thing are u on some kind of medication or something

[solid_snake_baby]

Meh I have alot of things wrong with me
OCD, ADHD, ADD, Anemia, Claustrophobia
But really??
Will you be my... Girlfriend?? o.o

[nekokat]

thats crazy

egh . . . . sure why not

[solid_snake_baby]

: D Really? I'd kiss you but I don't wanna get smacked...

Let's get out of this freaky place, shall we??
*Reaches out for Neko's hand*

[nekokat]

u know im not violent ok im getting creeped out ever second we stay here

[solid_snake_baby]

*Building randomly catches fire and starts falling apart*
Here jump on!
*Neko jumps in to Snake's arms, and he then runs out the building all dramatic like*
Don't worry I would never let anything bad happen to you... But how did the building catch fire??

[nekokat]

did it catch on fire or was it the ghosts owww scary or maybe its just a nightmare owww scary possiable plot twist whoo

[solid_snake_baby]

Plot what are you talking about?? This isn't an RP like we do on Diaperedanime Neko this is real life!

How did it start?

((Then Snake wakes up crying and wet...))
What happened?? *Snake looks over and sees Neko crawling through his bedroom window*
WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!
It's 3am!!!! D:<

Forget it I have something to confess to you...

[nekokat]

im climbing through ur widow at 3 am thats whts going on gosh are u blind

[solid_snake_baby]

You know I'm not mad, it's acctually convineint because I have something to tell you...
I wear diapers, I'm wet and want to be changed, I love you and I want you to be my girlfriend....v,v phew now that I got that off my chest, what do you say??

[nekokat]

well i say ok to the first part
and to the second its good u love me because u got me pregnant

[solid_snake_baby]

Wait....WHEN DID WE HAVE SEX?!?!
How did we have sex and I don't remember it...AHH!!!
You're kidding right?!

[nekokat]

yes im kidding and u believed me funny

[solid_snake_baby]

No I didn't beleive you, that confused the hell out of me!
Now, what's your answer, will you?

[nekokat]

i cant be because im gay gosh weve been friends for so long i thought u knew by now


kidding sure i will im not gay ive always loved u i just like messing with u :b

[solid_snake_baby]

O,O
YAY!
*Pounces on top of you and kisses all over*
...
Can you change me now...

[nekokat]

um ok get off ur crushing me

[solid_snake_baby]

Heheh me sorry...
XP

*lies down*
The changing stuff is over there
*Points to shelf in the open closet*

Oh and while you're in there ignore the shrine I made for you...
>.>
<.<
O.O

[nekokat]

its ok

"grabs the changing supplies"

what shrine (sarcastic)

"walks over to the table and changes the diaper"

[solid_snake_baby]

^,^ Thank you~~~
But, you really didn't tell me why you were here at 3am...

[nekokat]

um . . . . . . . . . . . . i forgot why im here i think it was important

[solid_snake_baby]

*sits upside down on the bed*

¡¡¡ɹəqɯəɯəɹ uəɥʇ lləʍ
*sits back up...*

[nekokat]

i think it was ur parents died in a car accident

[solid_snake_baby]

Really that's odd seeing as WE DON'T HAVE A CAR!!
Besides they're drunk passed out on the floor in the upstairs hallway...

[nekokat]

darn well maybe that joke would work if u had a car

[solid_snake_baby]

That wasn't a joke...that was just terrible...

Tell me why you're really here...

[nekokat]

im sorry i dont mean it id never want any one dead

um . . . . . .i dont remember

[solid_snake_baby]

Well there's something I've always wanted to do...
And something I wanted to know...

I've wanted to kiss you! check
I want to know why you have a diaper on
*notices obvious diaper bulge*

[nekokat]

crap
i thought u couldnt see it

[solid_snake_baby]

Uhmm, why do you have it babe?
*Pulls pants down*
And why is it wet??

[nekokat]

well it takes a long time to get here and i cant help it really

[solid_snake_baby]

Hmmm, I can't have that, want me to change you?? n,n

[nekokat]

um . . . . "blushes and shyly says" sure ok

[solid_snake_baby]

Heh heh don't be shy! ^-^
*Takes off her old wet diaper and starts to wipe her slowly, teasing her, then he powders her and puts her in a new diaper*
There, all clean!
:3

[nekokat]

"hugs"

um t-thank u

[solid_snake_baby]

You're welcome, what's wrong why are you studdering?? ^w^

[nekokat]

i-its just ur the only person who knows about t-them and wht just happened

[solid_snake_baby]

It's okay, I won't if you don't
*Hugs*
What do you mean "What just happened"?

[nekokat]

u changed my wet diaper u where there gosh

[solid_snake_baby]

You're so cute!
*Kisses Neko on the nose, then rubs the front of her diaper gently*
So what do you wanna do?

[nekokat]

"hugs"

um i dont know .

[solid_snake_baby]

Wanna go for a walk?
I'll pack us a bag!

[nekokat]

ok but give me my pants back first im not going outside in just a shirt and diaper

[solid_snake_baby]

No you have to fight me for them
*holds above your head*
xD
no you can have them
*Hands pants*

[nekokat]

thats un fair i cant reech that high up

"puts pants on"

trying to make me go out like that would be weird

[solid_snake_baby]

I would never do that. I'm not evil...I love you! =^-^=
*Leans you over for a deep passionate kiss*
Lets get outta here
*Writes note to leave on the door
Dear Mom & Dad,
Went to stay at a friends
house I'll be back tomorrow
See ya,
Jake....*
*Leads Neko over drunk KO'd parents in the hall and down the stairs out the door*
So where you want to walk to?

[nekokat]

any where is fine

"sneaks behind him and pulls down his pants"

[solid_snake_baby]

O.O
What...the...heck...
*Tries to chase her but falls down on pants*
*Gets up brushes off and pulls pants up, then tickles her till she is on the ground laughing*
Haaaaaahahaha
Tickle tickle tickle!

[nekokat]

wait haha no stop hahaha please im hahaha going to hahahahahahahaha nevermind hahahaha now hahahahahaha

[solid_snake_baby]

*Neko wets herself as Snake continues to tickle her*
Awe has my little girl wet herself
*Keeps tickling*

[nekokat]

please haha stop hahaha it hahaha

"trys to bit snake while laughing"

[solid_snake_baby]

Okay, but only because you have sharp teefffss
*Stops tickling her*
Pssst, you know what...You're wet again...And guess what else...you're leaking...


That's not good...

[nekokat]

ya and guesse wht its all ur fault

crap my pants ^-_-^

[nekokat]

. . . . . . . . .

[solid_snake_baby]

(((Wow it didn't say you posted sowwie OnO)))
I'd change you but...where? I mean we can walk back to my house real quick...I don't want you to be uncomfortable...

[nekokat]

(it said u did on the latested post page but nothing in the thread)

wht about my pants i dont know

[solid_snake_baby]

Here wrap my jacket around your waist
*Hands jacket*
You want me to walk with you to your house to get you cleaned up?

[nekokat]

sure lets just get there quickly

[solid_snake_baby]

*Walks down the street and shyly puts arm around your shoulder*
I-It's a b-beautiful night isn't i-it?

[nekokat]

. . . . . . . .

[solid_snake_baby]

What's wrong?
((Snake had never seen Neko's eyes in the moonlight, he thought they were the most stunning sight he had ever laid his eyes upon))

[nekokat]

i guesse it is
why are u studdering

its nothing

[solid_snake_baby]

I'm shuddering because...I guess I'm still shy...There's so much we can do toghether, I can't wait!

Are you sure nothing is bothering you, you can tell me anything, okay baby?
^w^

[nekokat]

i bet u cant

"pokes ur head"

no its fine

[solid_snake_baby]

*The two finally got to Neko's house*
How do we get in? Aren't you parents going to be upset if you come in late, especially with a boy?!

[nekokat]

well maybe but they went out for a while anyway

[solid_snake_baby]

So...>.>...We're alone....
^w^
Lets get you cleaned up!

[nekokat]

hay no stop that

um ok

[solid_snake_baby]

Stop what? *Snake asks as they walk into her room*
We're you changing things?

[nekokat]

stop thinking like that weirdo

in the cloest

[solid_snake_baby]

Meh, I'm sorry, I'm just a horny teenager...
*Starts to change diaper, while he is cleaning up her mess he realizes, well there it is, take it! But Snake loves her too much to do something like that without her consent, after he puts the new diaper on he hugs her and sits beside her*
What do we do now? >.<

[nekokat]

i dont know wht do u want to do

[solid_snake_baby]

You don't want to know what I want to do...

[nekokat]

ya i dont know why i asked perv haha

[solid_snake_baby]

>,< sowwie
You're just so.......sexy! I just want to----nevermind

[nekokat]

hay i thought i said no to those ideas
nevermind is right

[solid_snake_baby]

I'm sowwie, I'm sowwie!!!!

[nekokat]

its ok

"hugs"

keep them in ur head though i dont want to hear them

[solid_snake_baby]

Wanna make out~~~~
Whoops!!!!
SOWWIE SOWWIE SOWWIE!!!!
Don't hurt me!
*Cowers*

[nekokat]

i dont know arnt u taking things a little fast

i wount hurt u im not violent

[solid_snake_baby]

I'm sorry I just really like you, oh I'm messing up
*sighs*
Maybe I should just go home
*Hugs Neko*
Goodnight, I'll try to see you tomorrow... v,v

[nekokat]

"kisses cheek"

ok then see u later then

[solid_snake_baby]

*kisses back*
Bye I'll see you tomorrow
*Walks out the door and walks down the street*
Huh I wonder what she's thinking about?
(Inside nekos head: Hmm, Peanut butter....IT'S IN THE FRIDGE!!!!! What? No! Who am I talking to? Oh myself!?)
I just wonder...

[nekokat]

"locks the door and walks back up to her room and sits on her bed thinking" why is snake so weird

[solid_snake_baby]

*A week later Neko is sitting in her room and she hears taps on her window*
Neko!!!
*Throws pebble*

[nekokat]

"walks over to the window and looks toward the ground"

[solid_snake_baby]

Get down here I have to tell you something!!
((Snake looked as energetic as ever))

[nekokat]

fine!

"walks down the stairs and opens the door "

whts going on?

[solid_snake_baby]

I was just coming over to see you, we haven't spoke in a week! I'm sorry I haven't came over sooner but I was scared...Im sowwie! Wanna go for a walk while it's still sorta light?

[nekokat]

wht are u scared of?

sure ok lets go then but i have a better idea

[solid_snake_baby]

Not really scared just busy, but I don't think your parents like me...
*Starts their walk down the street*
Oh really, what's your idea?? :3

[nekokat]

"jumps on snake's back"

u do the walking and i stay up here

[solid_snake_baby]

Hehheh
okay ^-^
Where to babe?

[nekokat]

i dont know . . . how about the park

[solid_snake_baby]

Yay, sounds like fun!
*Starts to run to the park*
You know what Neko?

[nekokat]

off we go then
be careful dont drop me
wht do i know ?

[solid_snake_baby]

Don't worry I won't drop you, but Neko, I'm running away from home...

[nekokat]

well ok just be careful then

why are u running away?

[solid_snake_baby]

Meh, forget it, I have no reason to, I just have really drunk parents, and I am not to fond of drinking...

[nekoman]

hey can i join please pretty please

[nekokat]

gosh make up ur mind if ur ganna do it do it dont try to then chicken out like that or just dont do it at all

[nekoman]

any way a new guy comes in the story
he was defeated by snake baby online and came to kick his ass litterly

---------- Post added at 05:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:23 PM ----------

my nickname is yukinari...............

[solid_snake_baby]

Neko step back, this guy is an ass...
*Looks at him*
Yeah I have about 2 foot on you buddy
*Goes full Lion, then roars a mighty roar*
Why do we have to resort to violence?!

[nekoman]

well i need payback money plus im broke and need money and those guys over there will give me 250 to kick youre ass

[solid_snake_baby]

*Transforms back to normal*
What are you talking about "Payback money"
What guys over there??
If you want to fight, I won't hesitate to kill you here and now...

[nekokat]

ok fine
try not to lose snake

[nekoman]

kill i dont kill not any more but i need money im broke and poor and il do anything for rockbottom
well im sorry but i need help

[solid_snake_baby]

Oii, those guys
*looks at the drug dealers and trouble makers paying him to fight*
Don't listen to them they're not even going to pay you...They don't even have the money, they're just a bunch of crackheads...
You can come stay with me until you can get a job and stuff...
Fighting doesn't solve anything, Chuck Norris does, but that is beside the point...Well no...you can't stay with me because I decided I'm leaving home for good

*Looks at Neko*
Are you going to come with me??

[nekokat]

"jumps back on snake"

gosh if u need money here its not worth getting ur self killed over it

[solid_snake_baby]

Yeah man, you can come with us, we're friendly people...
*Starts to walk down the sidewalk*

[nekokat]

so u realy are leaving .

[solid_snake_baby]

Yep, are you running away with me?
I have relatives in California that will take us in! ^-^
It all depends on this, are you staying or going?

[nekokat]

u need me u cant leave without me and u know it

[solid_snake_baby]

You're right, let's go back to my house and your house to get our things...

[nekokat]

ok then to ur house first

[solid_snake_baby]

*as the two arrived Snake looks at his house for the last time*
Wow we've had a lot of good times here haven't we??
*they just walk on pass Snake's passed out parents, who were sleeping in the chair toghether*
Hmm, Let's get all my diaper stuff, some clothes, My lucky tails plush, and finally my favorite picture of you and me!
*Snake holds up a photograph of Snake and Neko toghther*

[nekokat]

last time ull see ur house

not all of those memorys where good

u kept that picture

[solid_snake_baby]

Well hop on my back and we'll head to your house!

[nekokat]

ok then
"jumps back on"
lets go i dont think my parents want me to leave them i dont want them to be there so i have to tell them wht im doing

[solid_snake_baby]

Oh what are you going to say
"Mom Dad I'm running away with my boyfriend see you in a few years!"
How is this going to work babe?

[nekokat]

well they should be at work

[solid_snake_baby]

Leave a note...
Hurry up and get your stuff and lets get out of here, I have about 600 bucks for bus fare and hotels...

[nekokat]

fine gosh dont rush me

"puts everything in a bag and writes a note"

lets go then

[solid_snake_baby]

*After about a three hour trip on the bus they finally stopped in Long Beach, California*
*Shakes Neko awake*
Neko we're here, let's get a hotel room...

[nekokat]

wht ya hotel neko room whtever

"jumps on snake and goes back to sleep"

[solid_snake_baby]

*walks up to the counter and talks to the lady*
Lady: What are you doing at this time of night
Me: Nothing we just need to go to sleep
Lady: sure, that's what you're gonna do...Look just wrap up...
*The lady hands Snake a condom*
Snake: . . . I think you're confused, can we just get a room please??
Lady: What ever Room 16 *Hands keys*
((Wow that was weird Snake thought to himself))

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*After they went into the room the Snake Lied Neko down on the bed, and he went to sleep on the bed on the other side of the room*
Night sweetie....

[nekokat]

ug night

"continues to sleep"

[solid_snake_baby]

*The next day neko wakes up in an unfarmiliar room*
Neko: This isn't the hotel room?! Where am I??
*Snake walks in to greet her and say good morning*
Snake: I just couldn't wake you so I asked my cousin Rebecca to pick us up! This is the guest room! There is breakfast on the table if you're hungry. ^-^

[nekokat]

good morning

ok
well how long have i been asleep then

[solid_snake_baby]

Well we got to the hotel at 2:00am and it's 11:45am now so almost 10 hours...

[nekokat]

ok so wht now

dont u think ur relatives would tell ur parents whts ur doing ?

[solid_snake_baby]

Naw it's just my cousin and she's cool...She wouldn't tell on me!
Besides, no one in my family really likes my parents...

And as for what to do now, you need to be changed badly! Pulls Neko's blanket up to reveal a very messy diaper! >.< Want me to change you??

[nekokat]

thats pretty bad if ur parents arent liked by ur own family

ok sure please

[solid_snake_baby]

((Snake thinks about the condom he has in his pocket as he cleans Neko's "crease" but then he realizes that they are both very young))
Oh you made a big mess didn't you??
((He wipes her clean and puts a new diaper on her))
*Neko notices the bulge in the front of Snake's diaper*
There all clean!

[nekokat]

"hugs"

so wht do we do today

[solid_snake_baby]

Again I don't think you wanna know what I want to do!!
But we could go to the beach! You won't get me in the water though I hate the water...
-.-

[nekokat]

ok the beach it is
i dont think i will ever want to know

[nekoman]

yukinari said no to the dealers so they shot him thinking yukinari was dead he got up and tried to find help collapsing in front of neko

[nekokat]

um hay are u ok yuki
"pokes"

[nekoman]

still moving barely breathing

[nekokat]

"pokes"poke"poke"poke"poke"

[nekoman]

he is able to mutter the world help and move

[nekokat]

wht happened to u ?

[nekoman]

i got shot showing blood woun see the trail of blood

[nekokat]

well why didnt u go to the hospital

[solid_snake_baby]

Yeah uhmm how did you get from Colorado to California on foot with gunshot wounds??
O.o

[nekoman]

remember they dumped my they thught dead body utta state

[solid_snake_baby]

No I think you left that little tidbit out...>.>

Meh you'll be okay, 'tis but a flesh wound!

[nekokat]

shoot him kill him do something i dont know

[solid_snake_baby]

Who kill who Neko???

[nekokat]

kill yuki i dont know if he made it here he'll die soon any way

[solid_snake_baby]

My cousin would do it...I don't feel I have a reason to do it...

*Calls Rebecca into the room*
Rebecca: WTF, why is there a dead guy on the floor??!
Snake: Well actually he isn't dead yet...We figured you would do it!
Rebecca: Uhm, sure! *Crushes skull with a baseball bat then burns the body*

Snake:. . . Okay! What now...

[nekokat]

um that will haunt me for the rest of my life how are u ok with that

[solid_snake_baby]

*Neko snaps out of her trance and sees Yuki in the bed asleep*
>.>
<.<
-.- O.O
What will haunt you?

[nekokat]

wht do u mean ???

[solid_snake_baby]

I don't know you were talking to him then you just kinda spaced out so me and my cousin put him in bed and cleaned up his wounds

You just broke out the trance and said, "um that will haunt me for the rest of my life how are u ok with that"...

[nekokat]

stop thinking those evil thoughts of urs

[solid_snake_baby]

What evil thoughts?
Well are you ready for tehh beach, my cousin said she was going to watch over Yuki.