Ooh yeah, maybe a public spanking on the club's dance floor, or somesuch.

Just had a ideal perhaps in the changeling rp Rave had left Vanitias alone for abit for some reason but upon getting back to Vanitias finds said being drinking alcoholic beverages and decides to punish Vanitias given the fact his true form is of a foal so Rave seen it fitting to keep Vanitias from uses substances that could affect his develop/health

Anyway sure please link me I'll tell you what I think once I come back on

Nice. Hey, wanna see a video I made of a fight between alpha and omega primus?

Random Omake related to nothing

"Hmmm....Think powerful and purple. Y'know, the color of grapes."

" Let's summon them grapes. Summoning a-go-go!" He slammed his palm into the ground again, causing the three little tadpoles to leap in surprise. A cloud of smoke erupted forth. This one hung about for a long while. In fact, one might go so far as to accuse of it of being a particularly lethargic cloud. Even its plumes curled half-heartedly, its billows sluggish.

It smelled of grapes. Oh, and berries.

"I said the color of grapes! I didn't say think of grapes!"

"What? This even smells of grapes!" argued a kid as the smoke cleared just about enough for them to make out the results.

For all intents and purposes it looked like a corpse had arrived on the training field.

"What cheap ass-wipe let the sun through?!" The slurred words would have belonged right at home on a zombie, a slogan for 60% absinthe, or both. "I swear I'll make you drink glitter and slurp rainbows for the rest of your life!" It cried in anguish, writhing lethargically as if the very sun was burning its velvety violet coat and brilliant lilac mane. "Urrghhh!" It groaned, its body tensing up as if trying to get up or resurrect itself, or both. "Uuuurrrgh!" It tried again, doing a perfect impression of a landed fish. "Ugh." It gave one last pathetic gasp as it flopped to its side. "Okay, I give up, you win." It conceded defeat.

I got something in the works for after feeding Alpha anyway onto the omake

The tape wound to a close with the ground receding at a breakneck pace, before the image cut out.Giovanni allowed himself a small smile. And then, seeing the trepidation on the faces of the agents who'd presented it, widened it into a full though still exquisitely controlled grin.

"Well, well. I am most impressed. So, you seem to have chosen something of a difficult target this time, but then you've shown quite… astonishing skills. I must say, using the chivalry of a hero against them seems to be quite the innovation, though I doubt it would work on the conventional police we normally deal with.

His face hardened. "Now. On to more detailed business. First, why did you choose them in the first place?"Jessie spoke, her voice slightly uncertain. "We first met him a couple of months ago, in Viridian. At the time he had only the Pikachu, and he was able to shut down our plan before we even initiated it. With this to consider, we tried to get hold of heavier firepower to overwhelm him."

James took over. "And as you can see, it almost worked. We managed to occupy every one of their Pokémon, despite fighting at more than two to one odds against some real rarities like that Pidgeot and the Riolu he got from who knows where, and were only beaten by that weird thing he did where he beat up Growlie and took the pressure off."

Giovanni frowned. "Yes, that was the most troubling bit. He said 'Force Palm', yes?"

Meowth nodded along with the humans. "Yep, I tink so, though I was more concentrating on fightin' off that Riolu."

Giovanni made an understanding noise. "Fortunate that the cameras captured it, then. Yes, that's quite troubling. Not only did this 'Ash' use a Pokémon move moreover, a move that as far as I know is unique to a very few Pokémon, but he also took a Flare Blitz head on. That is not something I like to have happening among my foes. Then you have to consider that these gloves," He rewound the tape and paused at a point where Ash was in full light, during his charge, "resemble quite closely those of the legendary hero Sir Aaron. It may well be that he is possessed of the same talents as that legend. Very disquieting, especially as he is in possession of, as you say, both a Pidgeot and a Riolu." Giovanni fell silent.

After almost a minute, James spoke up."Anything else, Boss?"

"Hmm? Oh, yes. That Arcanine of yours, I want it."

James jerked as if stung. "Boss?"

"You heard me. Hand him over, he's clearly an exceptional specimen of the species if his Flare Blitz can melt rock. That's the kind of firepower that Team Rocket needs. And it needs it where the higher ups can access it. The Pokémon, please."

James reached for the Poké ball on his belt, hesitated, then drew his hand back again. "No n, er, I… No."

"You are sure of this? Defying your leader?"

Jessie and James shrank back, and Meowth fell off his chair, as the leader of Team Rocket rounded on them. "W-we'd never defy you, Boss!"

"Then hand over the Pokémon. Need I remind you of our motto? Our real one?"

The trio shook their heads. "Steal Pokémon for profit. Exploit Pokémon for profit. All Pokémon exist for the glory of Team Rocket."

"Then what's the problem? Will you defy me over this trifle? You can most certainly requisition more and more diverse Pokémon from the team pool."

Jessie and James looked at one another, then both shared a glance at Meowth. The three nodded to one another and, visibly trembling, James gave their answer. "With all due respect, Boss, you'll never get Growlie. He's… a good friend of mine."

Giovanni glowered at them for a moment more, then suddenly smiled. A genuine one this time, full of warmth. "Very good. You pass."

Crash!

Jessie and James fell off their chairs."Ya mean to say dat was a test?" shouted the irate Scratch cat from the floor, before flinching as Giovanni's Persian bared his fangs.

"Well, yes. That stuff about profit is all very good for the grunts, but we have a broader mandate than that. We're about control, yes, but for that we need to have somewhere to control. And you three have perhaps astonishingly just qualified for Executive status. The lowest rung, perhaps, but you're privy to the true purpose. It's even in the public motto – layers within layers. Protect the world from devastation. We need the place standing to get anywhere in it, and so we have the secondary purpose of finding global threats and stopping them. Working with heroes is a must for that, even taking on many of their traits. Something you just displayed rather well."

Giovanni tossed the trio small badges. "Here, these are your new rank insignia. As of now, your task is to build up your cell, trail this 'Ash Ketchum', test his strength every so often, and try to lead him into getting involved with stopping any new regional or global scale threats. Oh-" and he smiled at them again, "Don't boast about any of this to the other members. You might need to sacrifice other Rocket plots to the hero you're trailing, after all, and we don't want people slacking off."

Basicaly in my head ;Team Rocket for the most part is competent! And actually plan things out. Same for the main organization, too, as there has to be someone to corrupt. And to make money off. Team Rocket plans aren't aimed at destroying the world, or even changing it much - just repositioning themselves in it

Sure. And anything on familiar by chance?

Speaking of pokemon in my head canon the whole team rocket group has a purpose to protect the world as they couldn't get anywhere without it so a goal tied with they main objective is to find global threats and and stopping them. For a example of such threats the second movie,aswell as Dialga and Palkia somehow getting used to reform the world by erasing them rebuilding it. That headcanon was kinda formed do to how Jessie,James and Meowth tend to always help the main characters when it truly counts or atleast tries to in someway

I even got a omake speech/test the boss would pull on the three main rocket members you always or used to always see at normal intervals namely the three I already stated. Wanna see that omake?

I like it. Funny, and it fits the series.

This came to mind when I was trying to sleep well the ideal has been in my head for abit but it finally came to a idea enough to be type as a omake and it wouldn't leave my head I had the random thought when I for some reason choose to rewatch some of the older pokemon movies awhile back the main theme is the pokemon series Ash involved in some time travel thing(you're call on what it is) but the main thing is the pokedex is where the random thought had roots for the omake

''Ash jerked as if stung and clawed his Pokédex out of his jacket. "Damn it, I can't believe I forgot! Professor Oak'll have to believe me this time!"He pointed the scanner at the receding Ho-Oh.

''No data. There are still Pokémon yet to be---''' Ash hit the machine with the palm of his hand. ''---Bzzrt…Compiling…New program structure successfully loaded. Analyzing… Ho-Oh, the Rainbow Pokémon. Sometimes called the Guardian of the Skies, or the Storm's End. Legends claim this Pokémon flies the world's skies continuously on its magnificent seven-coloured wings. It is said that those who see Ho-Oh are promised an eternal happiness. Accessing… Total remaining Pokémon in National Dex: Two. Conjecture is that they are evolved forms of Porygon. Forme database also still incomplete.''

Ash, Misty and Pikachu stared at the little red machine.

"I'd say you broke it… but it seems to contain all the stuff we haven't done yet. How is the professor going to take this?"

"Eh, he's time travelled before, he'll come around. And if he doesn't, we'll just convince his past self in a year or two."

Ash paged though the various pictures of Pokémon that had been recorded for the database, from the bland images of things like Weedle, to Charizard posing against the backdrop of Ash with his hair on fire, to the Phanpy that Ash had raised, to the somewhat startling image of Mew and Mewtwo firing great blasts of energy at one another… and Ash, frozen in the act of running into the middle.

"I don't remember that one. Hey, Ash! Do you remember apparently committing suicide by legendary?"

"Well, when I was getting the short version of my own life something like that turned up…" Ash scratched his head. "But I don't see why I wouldn't recall, it seems kind of important.''

"Nobody does. The Mewtwo (the Genetic Pokémon) in the picture wiped everyone's minds. But I am electronic, and unaffected.''

''Ash, you did remember to clear the cache on that thing once in a while, right?"

Ash was looking a little frazzled.

"I'll be happy to answer that in a second, Pikachu, right after we find out why I just understood that!"

Pikachu was not coping all that well himself. "Ka-Pi?"<

"Yeah, I did hear the thing about the cache, it's just I don't know how. Unless it's another thing with Aura, like how I could hear some of the thoughts of that Riolu in Sinnoh."

Pikachu frowned in concentration. "That's probably it. I mean, you already awakened my Aura to some degree, maybe that pushes it over the edge into communication."

"I heard that one as well! Wow, this is awesome!"

''Ahem. And yes, that is correct. Normally this would never happen, but then most computers aren't involved in half the stuff that fills the average week for you crazy people. And with no cache clears, I developed a personality. Good thing too, as it means you've essentially done your duty to the Professor and can do other stuff without feeling guilty.''

I'm going off early tonight so goodnight