My daddy, it's been a while hasn't it daddy?

Tails: I'm backiesh dada.

Baby Tails: Bagoooogoogoo!!!!

Well bless you little furry buddy. I say as I playfully pat your nose.

Baby tails: *Sneezes from the powder and kisses dada backies having Sonic's, approval to have a daddy, to begin with anyways.*

*gets out the changing supplies and sets you on the changing mat that is filled with little diapered animals on it. Now lets see what suprize my little boy has for me in his little diaper I say as I reach into my pocket and pull out a paci and stick it in your mouth as I open your diaper. My goodness somebody has been a very messy messy baby he is all wet now isn't he I say as I tickle your little tummy and get out the wipes and wipe your little front and bottom very gently with it and then put the wipes in the diaper and then pull it out and tape it closed into a ball before I get out another Pampers size 7 baby dry and stick it under your body and get out the powder and pour it on you and gently rub it into you. Then I get out some sweet smelling baby lotion and rub it in my hands before rubbing it on your bottom and front. This is so my little baby doesn't get any rashes. We would not want that now would we baby I say to you as I tape the diaper closed. There we go now a clean baby is a happy baby.

Baby Tails: Can I get a diaper change pwease?

*gives you both a cookie just for the heck of it*

Baby tails: Real life like baby newborn care, with this being detailed as if the real life like care as if we are there.

(ah young man. Well I work the night shift so no messing with a person who's mind is kind of fried as it is he he)