*i walk up to you* hi i am ash ketchum. i can't seem to find my pikachu can you help me? oh never mind i...i...*i find pikachu at a hypnosis show and accidentally get hypnotized myself. pikachu finds me and looks worried*
hypnotist: whenever a pretty lady talks to you, you will find yourself a complete baby and think of her as your mommy he snaps his fingers and the subjects girlfriend asks if he's ok. he babbles and drools sucking his thumb.* baby jakey time to wake up *the boy blinks and is back to normal*
me: pikachu where were you buddy? *the hypnotist vanishes but i am still affected. i go to leave but i accidentally leave my badge case at the counter. its labeled with my name*