So whats new father...*i bow in respect as you are king*

You adopted me as a mcnight...remember? I havent heard from you since but im glad your back *i hug you*

I might. you may have to remind me

Hello sir...do you remember me?

*the royal caretaker comes knocking on your door before entering your room while carrying me*
caretaker: sir. i am sorry i barged in like this but its an emergency

dada! *i cry into your shirt*

*you wake up and leave your room to see me asleep on the floor with a bulging seat. you figure i was trying to find you but couldn't before i just collapsed from exhaustion. you hear me suckle my binky in my sleep*

*i start crying tears of joy* th-th-thank you...dada! *i run up to you and hug you and surprisingly you are much taller up close as i only reach your bellybutton in height and i still cry out of happiness. i start wiping my tears and regaining my composure* i appreciate this dada...do you like being called dada or would you be better with daddy or father? either way i wish i could do something for you in return for your kindness. *yawn i rub my eyes* i am sorry but i had a rough day today i was running away from muggers...and i'm exhausted...do you have somewhere i can rest? i mean i will sleep here on the floor if you don't have anything available at the moment...i don't want to intrude...*i explain politely as i grab a very worn out baby blanket and a relatively decent skunk plushy from my bag*

Sure. Welcome, feel free to meet any of your brothers or sisters

i am a orphan...can you adopt me? *i reveal a diaper bag full of babystuff* i will forever be in your debt. *i bow again*