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truthfully crazy twilight cult now the fantards made

truthfully crazy twilight cult now the fantards made

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September 3rd, 10 05:19 AM

Bandit Keith

Yes, that's right. The twitards have made themselves a religion. CULLENISM. FREAKING CULLENIM.
Next thing you know, they'll be offering up us haters as sacrifices.
Apparently, some of their commandments are "Thou shall wear golden contacts" and "Thou shall not take RPatz name in vain" and "Thou shall drink red fluids (Juice, cherry soda, etc)" and...you get the idea

They've even made a freaking FB page for it...
Also, somehow an English teacher likes twilight...I wonder how that happened?

September 3rd, 10 05:20 AM

Bandit Keith

As said by Urban Dictionary:

Cullenism was once a huge fanbase cult spanning to at least 25 million people. It is defined as the polytheistic religion by which the characters of Twilight are gods, Stephanie Meyer is a sort of Jesus figure or more of a prophet, that the books are the new Bible, and that if you believe with all of your heart, you will one day go to heaven where you can orgasm over Edward Cullen. The most important factor of Cullenists is that they believe the world of Twilight to be real.

Their tenets, simplified, are

1. Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real.

2. Stephenie Meyer is the (or one of the) best author(s).

3. The twilight series should be worshiped.

4. If you are good in life, you will be bless with eternity with the Cullens. If you are bad in life, you will be sent to James’ cave.

September 3rd, 10 05:21 AM

Bandit Keith

this Religion is similar to the fanbase in Korea involving their dictator, except the Cullenists number more and are more likely to freak out Kim-Jong Il. Cullenism is also much more dangerous of a cult than perhaps every cult known to man and the Legion.

...I have officially lost faith in the human race.
As of right now, I'm a panda. Or a wolf. Or-
To hell with it, I'm a dragon. Anyone up for a twitard shish-ke-bob, done burned well?

September 3rd, 10 05:21 AM

Bandit Keith

when I found out about this I was At first like:

Then I was like:

After that I was like:

And now I'm like:

September 5th, 10 09:58 PM

Little Rei

The only vampire series i like is Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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