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*I nod to acknowledge that I heard your request, putting the fork down for a moment to pick up your baby bottle. I guide the nipple up towards your lips* Okay baby, drink up your num-nums!
You and I both know that isn't true sweetie. Now, this is your last chance: open up for Mama or you're getting baby food for breakfast. *I move the fork to your mouth once again*
What did I say about being fussy little one? You're going to be eating breakfast, but if you keep acting like this, your breakfast is going to be baby food, not yummy pancakes. So, either cooperate with Mommy and be a good baby, or Mama is going to have all these pancakes for herself and you get mashed carrots.
*I move your hands away. The sets of silverware are far beyond the reach you can get in your highchair anyway* Nuh-uh sweetie, babies can't feed themselves, remember? *I sit down and serve up some of the pancakes, cutting up yours into little bites and getting a forkful ready for you* Can baby say 'ahh' for Mama?
*After a few minutes, I return with a plate of fluffy pancakes, setting them down on the table before returning to grab a few other things from the kitchen, namely some silverware, a glass of water for me, a baby bottle of formula for you, and your bib* Is someone ready for brekkie? *I pop out your pacifier before tying the babyish bib around your neck*
*I pat you on the head* See, that isn't so bad, is it? Now just be a good baby whirl mommy finishes breakfast* I stand up and walk back to the kitchen to resume cooking*
*I give you a stern look and stick the pacifier back in* What did I say about spitting your binky out sweetie? Do that again or keep misbehaving, and you're starting the morning off with a spanking. Is that what you want?
