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Oh hi Nurse Joy I need to be diaper changed, and my Mewthree here needs a check up too, please if that's alright?

umm.. hi there.. im.miku. miku.kojitsue (im.a boy and not in.anyway relateing to hatsune miku) umm.... wanna be friends?

*i walk up to you* hi i am ash ketchum. i can't seem to find my pikachu can you help me? oh never mind i...i...*i find pikachu at a hypnosis show and accidentally get hypnotized myself. pikachu finds me and looks worried*
hypnotist: whenever a pretty lady talks to you, you will find yourself a complete baby and think of her as your mommy he snaps his fingers and the subjects girlfriend asks if he's ok. he babbles and drools sucking his thumb.* baby jakey time to wake up *the boy blinks and is back to normal*
me: pikachu where were you buddy? *the hypnotist vanishes but i am still affected. i go to leave but i accidentally leave my badge case at the counter. its labeled with my name*

Thank you *sucks on your teet* I love you mommy <3

Are woo the main wowker hewe? -cant see over the desk-

-I waddle up to the desk and try to reach up to the top with my hand- Hewwo, anybody hewe?

*Smiles* You know I think it's time for me to be fed

Could you clarify please

-waddles into the pokemon center, lost and alone-

Oh? Well I have a crush on you ^//^