Kaminari had to stop and freeze a bit from the fear of what he witnessed as well. He solemnly remained quiet as Kiba wandered off to his own side before slowly taking Sabo's hat off his head and putting it to his chest. "Hmrgh... You know, I bet the only reason he let me have this hat was so he could gloat about how it wouldn't look good on me..." He muttered, dreaming up an agenda for Sabo that didn't exist.

"BWAAACK!" Boruto grunted and yelped when his skull bashed against Goten's. His eyes crossed and then began rolling around as he stumbled in place, still latched onto Goten's finger grip. He drooled and moaned on shaky fawn like legs before falling to his butt and swaying about like he was drunk. "Ch-Chicken and eggs on my egg salad...? No more peanuts for me stewardess, I'm full...!" He said as he got a dumb loopy smile on his face. Finally, Goten had made him smile...

Luffy flushed redder and redder the more he listened to Natsu's words. First Sabo's little take down of his unwillingness to accept defeat at his hands bothered him and now this? At least Luffy could look back on all those times Ace kicked Sabo's ass and have a nice chuckle at that. It was funny seeing Sabo get beaten out of his clothes and running off in his briefs that one time in embarrassment. It made Luffy giggle... but he couldn't stop the little anger vein on his head from forming when Natsu went on about him.

Of course, Luffy didn't care about the part about snagging a girl but the part about him not being able to HANDLE an amazon? Who did he think he is?

Luffy was about to retort when he saw the eruption made by Dark Pit as well. His eyes got big and his jaw dropped. That looked so cool! He made it explode over there so easily! He wanted to know how to do that too!

Then again, it was probably best to do the Nami thing and listen closely... right...

Luffy crossed his arms and leered to the side, while whistling to himself... he couldn't help throwing out another comment. "What the hell is a Fiore? Is that some sort of Gay Bar?"

He'd heard that people don't like it when they're made fun of for being gay. He didn't have a problem with it and he didn't really get why it would be upsetting but he figured if he actually didn't swing that way, it'd upset him. Really, he was just being childish.

"I'm here, I'm here." Midoriya said, waving his hand about for attention, wanting the flag. Luffy, before he could hear Natsu's response, walked forward and stood beside Midoriya.

"Me too. I'm Luffy and I'm gonna be king of the cucks!" Luffy exclaimed, fist to his chest.

"PFFFT!" Ash and Kaminari giggled in the distance, making Luffy grumble and turn to look at them with a pout.

"What's so funny?" Luffy muttered, annoyed at being laughed at so much lately.

Trunks had to be dragged over and couldn't say anything.

Boruto was slumped over Goten's head and drooling with his tongue out. "Mah name is Mr. Cucky! I'm here to be the cookiest cuck. Cuckoo! Cuckoo!" Boruto exclaimed like the dumb happy boy he was. He couldn't help but gasp and giggle at the birdies he was seeing overhead.

Out of the hole in the ground crawled regular Pit. His eyes were unfocused and criss-crossing but he managed to stumble to his feet, wobbling about like a drunkard in his wet tight shorts.

"N-Now dat duh teams are made-ed itsss time yous guys went to yer camp! W-We'll c-call yous out for your f-first challenge in about 30 minutes so be dere or be square!" Pit managed to get out before he giggled and pointed up at nothing. "Lookie! It's Santa Claus! I've been a good boy Mr. Claus! Yay!" He sighed and fell flat on his face with his butt sticking up.

Tanjiro winced. "Yeah... definitely don't mess with the dark angel..."

The fact that Luffy didn't immediately answer back convinced Natsu that he had nailed him, not knowing the only reason why the other boy didn't say anything about his chances with women was that he was dazzled by Dark Pit's attack, so he thought the whole thing was over.

That's why the straw hat pirate's next remark caught him off-guard. His veins were about to burst into flames but, only with an impressive amount of effort, Natsu managed to stay calm: he still had to show Lucy how responsible he was, and with Dark Pit right in front of him, he needed to be careful.

"No, it's not a gay bar..." Natsu answered, angry but not offended: he was a good friend with Freed in his guild and with Blue Pegasus one, so he had no problems with being gay or stuff like that. However, when someone disrespected his beloved home like that, now that was a problem. "Although, I understand why you're interested in one: I'm sure you'd have a better time there than in that Amazon Lily with all those women! Well, good luck in your quest!" he continued, clapping his hands at the end. He was behaving as childish as Luffy, trying to upset each other over the same things.

Dark Pit smiled when the other contestants followed his indications and, feeling a sense of accomplishment, simply threw the Cuckoo Cucks flag directly over Midoriya's head and did nothing more to threat those guys. He was used to resorting to the stick, now it was the time to show the carrot.

"Ahahahah!" Bakugo immediately laughed as his classmate was covered by the flag and shouted: "It really suits you, Deku! A cuck flag for the biggest cuck!". To be fair, if Midoriya's team didn't get such a flag, he would've probably complained about his one instead.

Sabo sighed and, patting his hand over his little bother's shoulder, remarked: "Luffy, why don't you count to three before you say something every time? Maybe you wouldn't make a fool out of you...". Sometimes he could be just too dense for his own good, Sabo sighed. "Although... I don't like when people make fun of my brothers..." he then added, looking directly at Ash and Kaminari and adding: "Don't you think it's rude to laugh behind someone's back?".

"Umpf!" Kiba snorted on the other side of the group, having experienced something similar before: "You don't say...".

Goten had no problems in dragging Trunks with him, but was quite surprised when Boruto slumped over his head! He hadn't noticed how fuzzy the ninja boy was after their clash, so Goten simply thought he was finally opening up and joking with them. Smiling, he patted Boruto's head as if he was an animal resting over him and said: "Ah ah! I have no idea what a cuck is, but I'm sure you'll be the best one! Trunks and I will help you with that, we're friends after all!".

Dark Pit chuckled a little when Pit crawled his way out from the crater he'd crushed him, trying not to laugh at how ridiculous he looked like that, with his wobbling figure and his wet shorts. His head wasn't in such a better condition, he concluded, after Pit ended up falling on his face again after saying a couple of barely understandable sentences.

"Phew... So you heard my co-host, get ready to reach your cabins before the start of the actual challenge!" Dark Pit said, before clapping his hands together. An incredibly long limo entered from the other side of the arena and headed their way, with a shiny metal frame and golden decorations similar to the ones of the plane.

"Woah! What a beauty!" Kiba exclaimed, impressed by such a luxurious car.

The limo kept going.

"That's way bigger than all the cars Father owns!" Killua remarked, facing for the first time something that his extremely wealthy family had never afforded.

The limo still kept going.

"I'm impressed something that size can even be driven" Todoroki noted, wondering about what kind of skill was needed to drive something seemingly endless.

Finally, the limo stopped with its passenger door right next to Dark Pit, as he grabbed Pit by his scarf and got ready to get inside the car, mumbling: "Umpf, I should leave you here while you try to catch Rudolph the reindeer...". Then again, being co-hosts, he had to take of that too.

"Woah! Are we going to drive up until the cabin, sir?" Pride asked, raising his hand again. He wasn't that used to such technological machines, finding them rather pointless and just a show of humanity's inherent weakness, but curious nonetheless.

"Drive? You?" Dark Pit asked, turning back with a foot already inside the limo, before erupting in a burst of laughter. When he calmed down a little, he said: "Oh no, this new and improved Luxury-o-sine is only for very important staff member, such as myself and this idiot with me... No no, you'll have to walk there, and I suggest you be quick! There's going to be an important prize for the first one to reach the cabins and his team! You don't want to miss it!".

Well, it was going to be just a fruit basket with a nice ribbon on it, but the contestants didn't need to know, right?

Luffy felt himself loosen up when Sabo put his hand on his shoulder like that. He even got to be defended on his behalf when Ash and Kaminari laughed at him. Still, he didn't want to be treated like a little kid here by Sabo. He needed to stand up for himself and that meant being as manly, as proud, and as strong as he could be.

"Don't worry Sabo. I'm-!" Luffy began before Natsu's comment reached his ears.

Flashbacks of the humiliation he felt when he was on Amazon Lily and made to wear a shirt with frills on them flooded his mind. His face went red and an angry anime vein cropped up on his head.

Angrily, Luffy began marching over to where Natsu was and with a heavy sigh... gave the Fairy Tail mage a huge headbutt! "THAT'S IT! You MUST wanna fight! I'll kick your ass up and down this place for GOOD!"

Midoriya pouted a bit when he looked the flag over. "I dunno Kaachan. It doesn't seem like being a diaper derp is all that better than a cuckoo cuck to me. I feel like you're probably just talking smack about apples and oranges maybe..."

"AWW SWEET RIDE!" Kaminari exclaimed, hands clamped to his face as he watched the stretch limo go by.

Tanjiro's eyes got big as he looked it up and down. "I'm stunned. I wonder what it's like to ride in one..."

However, when Dark Pit said his piece about it, the limo took off, leaving Tanjiro with a disgruntled and twitchy eyed look of exasperation and annoyance on his face. "Well... I suppose a nice walk is good for the soul."

"That's the spirit." Jaden said, hands on his hips as he took in a huge sniff of the air. "Let's be on our way."

"Ha. Fine." Ash said. "I'll race ya then!" Ash smirked and got into a starting run position. He then took off... slipped on the wet grass, and bashed his chin onto a rock!

"Ooof!" Jaden, Tanjiro, and Gon all winced in unison.

"Dass right Pikachu! It IS your turn to change my diaper! Duuuuh!" Ash garbled out, slumped there while wiggling his butt about.

Trunks groaned and his eyes began fluttering awake. "Huh...? D-Did I pass out or something...? G-Goten?"

(Sorry for not having replied earlier, I haven't been feeling well the past few days)

Sabo was still eyeing Ash and Kaminari, quite mad at the jokes they were making about his little brother, so when he looked back the Luffy he was surprised to find him nowhere, an empty silhouette blinking at his place.

Similarly, Natsu was once again minding his own business, noticing Goten and Boruto and smiling at their odd behaviour, so when Luffy appeared right in front of him he simply let out a surprised: "Oh?" before getting his head whacked by the straw-hat pirate! BOOONK! "GUH!!" Natsu let out a whimper of pain as he was caught off guard, a large bump forming on his forehead as he immediately moved his hands over it: for how scrawny he looked, that Luffy certainly knew how to hit!

The initial pain, however, only made Natsu completely go ballistic too as he shouted: "WHAT THE HELL, YOU BASTARD!?", a couple of flames coming out from his mouth. Now he was really pissed off! "I'll turn you into ASHES, you damned SISSY pirate!" Natsu loudly declared, instantly answering with an uppercut that directly hit Luffy on his chin!

Bakugo clapped his tongue in annoyance when Midoriya answered back at him, his damn habit of always analyzing everything as if his life depended on it! "I can't wait to smack your face during the games, that's what I'm talking about!" he said, making a couple of explosions in his right hand: "And don't compare me to these other diaper derps, I'm much better than them!".

"You shouldn't talk that way about your comrades" Todoroki replied, in his usual matter of fact tone, only receive a: "Shut up, you half-and-half bastard! No one's talking to you!" from his blond classmate.

"Uhg... He's so noisy..." Killua remarked at Bakugo's usually loud voice, sighing. The idea of having to deal with a guy like him in his own team was definitely the worst and, secretly, the white-boy was thinking if 'disposing' of him would've been against the rules.

Well, speaking of which, when he noted Goten recovering the unconscious Trunks, Killua looked at the similarly passed out Sora, still in the crater, and said: "Hey, Gon, maybe we should help him. He's in our team if I remember correctly". Killua wasn't a guy deeply concerned about other people, except his friends and family of course, but that Sora had an incredible sweet tooth just like him and those toys he summoned were really cool. Definitely on par with Milluki's torture devices!

Then, with the two Pits and the limo off, Killua started walking down the crater with his hands behind the head and, once he'd reached the unconscious Sora, he started to touch him with the tip of his foot, saying: "Wow, that Dark Pit surely is strong...".

"U-uh..." Sora moaned as his eyes blinked a couple of times, his green pupils returning. "W-What... happened?" he asked, his entire body aching in pain. The last thing he remembered was striking that bratty lavender-haired guy with his Edge Imp Tomahawk, and then just a dark flash of light.

"Ah, Trunks!" Goten shouted in happiness, looking at his friend as he was slowly recovering on his side, "You're conscious again!". "It was incredible, that Dark Pit guy defeated you so quickly! He shot some arrows and BOOOM!, you were out in just your underwear!" the young Saiyan quickly explained, even making gestures with his free hand, "He said you didn't answer his call! You've been a very naughty contestant!" he then added, even making a little joke at the end.

"And while you were out..." Goten then remarked, pointing up with his finger at the ninja boy who was currently leaning on his head like a pillow: "I got us a new friend! His name's Mr Cucky, he's quite a funny guy! He said he wants to be the cookiest cuck, whatever that means!". Of course, being a little simpleton, Goten was seriously believing Boruto's real name was Mr Cucky, as he never let him properly introduce himself.

Pride was standing with the other contestants when Ash slipped on the wet grass but, unline them, he couldn't hide a couple of chuckles when he hit his head against a rock. Really, humans sometimes were just pathetic.

"Hey, don't leave your trash around!" Kiba remarked at the scene, picking Ash by the collar: "Be more careful, next time! Ahahah!" before throwing him directly at his teammates Tanjiro and Jaden. Or so he wanted to do: somehow, he'd threw the Pokemon trainer a little too high so he flew directly over the other two's heard and landed directly against Midoriya!

"Oopsie... Well, see ya! The prize is mine!" Kiba said before running away from the other contestants. The game was officially on, he was determined to get the best cabin and the prize Dark Pit mentioned! Not for his team, he didn't care that much about the other guys, but for himself.

(Don't worry. We all need a little break from time to time.)

Luffy grinned when he saw Natsu get upset. "HA! What's the matter? Can't take the heat?" Luffy said this, ironically unaware of what Natsu's powers were. He giggled like an idiot when he saw Natsu go for an uppercut, delighted in seeing the reaction on Natsu's face when he found out that he was made of rubber and couldn't be harmed by physical attacks...

...Only for Luffy to catch the surprise instead when his jaw was rammed and heated so hard, he was flung a bit off his feet a bit. Luffy's eyes crossed and he stumbled back, whirling his arms about to steady himself while exceedingly dizzy. That punch had hurt? But how?

Well, not only was Natsu's fist enhanced by fire... it was also enhanced by magic. Magic fire burns and the fist of a magic flame HURTS.

Luffy, despite having a tear in one of his eyes and a sizzle on his face, growled and angrily put his fist to the grass. "Okay. You wanna get the heat going then I'll get my blood flowing!" He shouted before pumping his veins. "GEAR SECOND!" He screamed and went for a jet pistol towards Natsu's gut.

---

Midoriya smiled. "Well, I'm looking forward to proving my might in this competition Kaachan. With us pitted against each other, it'll be that much harder maintaining my position but I think I can do it." He said with a nod, practically ignoring Bakugo's anger before he rushed off to say hi to whoever else was on his team.

Tanjiro could sense the uneasiness in Bakugo as well as the murderous aura of Killua and decided to head on over and be the sparkle and shine that diffused the situation.

"Hey guys. Maybe we can stand back, maybe take a deep breath, and get to know each other instead of wallowing in hatred and anger." He said, waving his hands about, hoping that this worked. He could sense that these were two big egos here.

However, Killua had already walked off to help Sora before he could continue. Tanjiro blinked in surprise before sighing. "I wonder if maybe I'm being a bit too forward?"

---

Trunks was confused as hell by whatever it was Goten was saying. It was fluctuating in and out, however, he was awake fully when he heard that he was in his underwear. "AH! WHAT THE-!?" Trunks stood up and scooted back to take a gander at his underoos before blushing and covering himself with his hands. "Oh God! We need to get back to the cabin! I feel an emergency coming on!"

Yeah, he always had to pee whenever he was distressed. He hated that about himself.

Boruto, or Mr. Cucky, was busy drooling on top of Goten's head. Trunks blinked and his eyes narrowed. "Uh.... Goten, I think Mr. Cucky is using your head as a drool bib."

---

"Hey everyone! I'm-! OOOF!" Midoriya finally caught up to where the most people were with a smile and a wave only for Ash's dizzy body to smack directly into him and send him tumbling along the grass, splayed out like a derp. "I'm not open right now. Please weave a message after da beeeeep..." Midoriya said, eyes rolling and stars circling his poor innocent head.

He didn't seem to notice that Ash was below him or that the Pokemon trainer had a wet spot on his pants the size of a basketball now...

---

Gon walked up behind Killua and tapped him on the shoulder. "I think everyone's going to the cabins now. We best make our way there too."

"Ah, Luffy is starting to have some fun!" Sabo remarked, simply smiling and keeping a good distance from the fight in front of him. He knew Luffy would've gotten mad if he had tried to stop them, besides that could be a useful training exercise for his little brother. "Alright, try not to lose immediately, Luffy! I'll be waiting at the cabins!" he said, attempting to tip his hat off at the two fighters before remembering he wasn't wearing it: "Oh right, I gave it to that blond kid".

"Ah!" Natsu shouted, a full grin on his face, when his uppercut managed to fully hit Luffy and, much to his surprise too, cause him to stumble back a couple of steps. He didn't know what Luffy's powers were, so of course, he couldn't understand why the other was so surprised when his normal punch, just slightly enhanced by his natural magical aura, actually hurt him.

However, that also turned out to be a double-edged sword when the Fire Mage simply looked at the steam coming out from Luffy's body, with a puzzled expression, without taking precautions. "There's no heat I can't withstand! Bring it on!" Natsu, instead, remarked, assuming a standard fighting position and expecting just another punch or move.

What he wasn't expecting the incredible speed and power the Gear Second gave Luffy and, before he could do anything, the other's Jet Pistol hit him directly in the gut! "GWAHH!" Natsu cried with his tongue sticking out, similarly stumbling back a little and holding his waist with his arms, his vision getting a little foggy. That was quite a strong hit, he'd underestimated that guy and his abilities! But not anymore!

"Fine! Two can play this game, buddy! Fire Dragon's Flame Elbow!" Natsu said, standing up again, as a magical crest appeared on his elbow before turning into an incredibly powerful jet of flames that propelled the mage, and his punch, directly in front of Luffy before aiming at his gut too!

---

Bakugo was already pissed off at Midoriya and Todoroki, the last thing he needed was another jerk with a sword bothering him instead of minding his own damn business.

"Maybe you could just fuck off, idiot! Who the hell cares about getting to know each other, ah!?" he yelled at Tanjiro, before raising his arm and aiming a small explosion directly in front of the Demon Slayer's face. "I didn't come all the way here to make friendly talk and shit with a wimp like you!" he added, with his usual arrogance in front of anyone else.

"He's like this all the time, you'll get used to it" Todoroki said, completely unfazed by Bakugo's behaviour while turning to Tanjiro and offering him his hand: "I'm Shoto Todoroki, nice to meet you. We're in different teams, but I'm looking forward to competing with you".

---

Goten was quite surprised by Trunks' reaction, initially, but when his friend talked about an emergency coming soon he laughed and candidly said: "Worry not, Trunks, we're all males here! You could find a tree or a bush somewhere!". It was a normal thing to do for him, after all, he had grown in the countryside.

Then, when Trunks pointed out at Boruto drooling directly on his head, Goten raised one hand to cheek it and, feeling something wet and sticky among his hair, he let out a disgusted: "Ehw, that's not cool, Mr Cucky!". Goten slid Boruto down a little bit and, much like Trunks, kept holding him with an arm around his shoulders: "Be more careful next time, 'kay?", still ending with his usual optimist tone.

"I think we could fly to cabins, Trunks. We'll reach them in no time and you'll deal with your 'emergency' there" Goten then said, still holding Boruto with him, "You think you can fly?"

---

Pride had just turned to look directly at Midoriya when Ash landed directly against him, sending the two of them directly at his feet. Considering the state in which they were, he let out a loud sigh and said: "I'm going to have to do all the work here, right?". Well, all his fellow teammates were either gone or dealing with their problems, so the answer was pretty much yes.

He kneeled next to Midoriya and, grabbing him by his collar with his hands, started shaking him frantically! "Mr Midoriya! Are you alright? Snap out of it!" he screamed directly at the hero teen's face. He didn't care about him but, being a member of his team, he needed to at
least make sure he was still capable of walking or doing anything.

---

"Yo. You've been out cold for a little while" Killua greeted Sora as the other boy came back to his senses, despite not checking him or offering him any concrete help. "The co-hosts struck you down because you were fighting while he was doing his job. He's not to be messed with" he quickly explained, unlike Goten's overly confusing explanation.

"Ugh... It's all that brat's fault!" Sora declared as he slowly managed to sit. To think he was so careless in the battlefield, getting hit by an attack just because that lavender-haired guy was messing with him, and now being there in just his underwear... and his duel disk, which was still perfectly functional and intact. During the trip all of their items were taken and then given back in an 'improved resistance to give you all a fair chance', or so they said. Clearly, they weren't joking in that show, despite the overall cheap feeling.

When Gon approached him, Killua simply nodded his head and, looking at Sora, said: "We're off. We need to find and reach the cabins as fast as possible. So, smell ya later!".

"Wait!" Sora shouted at both of them, as he carefully tried to stand up again. His body was still a little stiff, but at least he was recovering his ability to move rather quickly. "You two at least checked me, so the least I can do is to repay the favour. Come, Fluffal Wings!" the blue-haired duelist declared as he summoned the same monster three times.

Unlike the Edge Imp series, this toy was a soft and cute looking one, a plushie made of two angel-like wings attached at the base and two disembodied glowed hands. One of them grabbed Sora around his waist and, flapping its wings, lifted him from the ground, as he said: "With these, we'll fly much faster, plus from above it'll be easier to spot the cabins!".

The moment Sabo said that, his hat came flying at him, smacking him in the back of the head from a peeved off Kaminari.

The blond boy tapped his foot and sighed with his hands at his sides. "Now I know why you gave the hat up so easily. You knew there were no chicks around so you played me. Well I'll have you know I don't take being made fun of so lightly." He said, wagging his finger at Sabo. He was barely paying the fight going on before him any mind.

Luffy looked satisfied when his attack hit, loving the goofy expression Natsu made for a split second. However, when he stopped and saw the flame elbow headed his way, Luffy tried to hurry and make a jet sprint away... but found that the propulsion of Natsu's flames were fast too. He caught up rather quickly and the flame elbow struck Luffy in the gut!

"BOOOOOGUH!" Luffy's eyes re-crossed and his cheeks puffed out. The flames singed his red vest a bit and burned away his yellow sash, making the top of his jeans shorts burn away a little bit and exposed his underwear. The purple waistband of his My Little Pony briefs...! "GAAAAH!" Luffy gasped and grabbed his burning gut, drooling with his butt sticking out. He had to regain composure before Natsu followed up.

Quickly, he used his gum gum flail to spin up some wind to shoot the hot air away and then blasted a punch at Natsu's face!

---

Tanjiro had a very disgruntled, almost upset look on his face. He tried his best to keep his composure but unlike Deku he did have less tolerance than him for this kind of stuff...

Tanjiro was about to try and diffuse the situation again but the mini explosion Bakugo made got him to step back. "ACK!"

That's when he saw Todoroki and quickly shook his hand. "Thank you. Uh... you sure you don't wanna trade?" He said, only half-joking.

Seriously though, this wasn't going to be something he was planning on letting ride as it was. He was gonna need to find a way to reign Bakugo in, even if it meant disciplinary action. He didn't want to have to be that guy but he would be if it meant peace of mind.

---

Trunks flushed red at Goten's suggestion. He forgot that Goten was a jungle man. Goten must not be that good of a reader either because the pamphlets they got specifically said that there was to be no peeing in the woods on this island. So much of it was artificial that peeing anywhere might accidentally short-circuit some hidden mechanism or something among the bushes. It was like peeing in the bushes at a theme park. You just don't do it.

He didn't want his mom to get fined for anything, even if she was rich enough to pay for it.

"Y-Yeah, I can fly. L-Let's just hurry up!" Trunks said, walking by Boruto and looking him over. "Sheesh. Is it me or is this dude's butt huge..." He said, poking it. Boruto fidgeted a bit at his touch but otherwise didn't move, still passed out.

Whatever. Time's a wasting. Especially since Trunks felt another jolt and a tingle that led to his bladder aching again. "BATHROOM!" He screamed and shot off to the sky, heading for the cabin where the cucks were to gather.

---

Midoriya's eyes rolled and he drooled a bit with his tongue out the side. When Pride shook him, that drool got everywhere and his eyes darted around like billard balls. "Daaaah whazzat? Where am I?"

He eventually groaned and blinked a few times before waking up completely. "Huh? D-Did I... fall asleep or something...? OH!"

He then noticed Pride's face. "Hello there Little Boy." Midoriya said with a friendly smile. "You're on my team aren't you? Nice to meet you...!" He said, trying to be nice and friendly, despite his condescending tone due to speaking to, what he thought, had to be a normal minded child.

Ash was laid out on the ground, his pants soaked. Jaden had to go over there and grab his feet in order to drag him towards the cabin where everyone was headed. "Sheesh. Bad luck just follows this dude around doesn't it?"

It sure did, considering Ash's head hit every single rock and bump on the way to the cabin.

---

"WHOA!" Gon's eyes sparkled. "He can fly? Awesome! Come on Killua, let's have a ride back!" He was ecstatic about this, almost like a little kid. He put his arm around his white haired friend and waved at Sora to signal that they were ready.

This first day was off to an interesting start.

---

Pit sat in his lounge chair, sipping tea and sighing with content, having changed his clothes due to the fact that they reeked of his own piss. However, he was still a bit peeved at Dark Pit for being so mean to him for, what he thought, was no reason.

"The first challenge is gonna start in about 25 minutes. I need to be in tip-top shape to observe everyone Pitoo. You can't just attack me for no reason like that." Pit said, scolding him while wagging his finger, as if addressing a child. It was like because Dark Pit was born after him, he was considered the younger brother to Pit.

"Ouch!" Sabo said when the back of his head was hit by his hat, more from the surprise than any actual harm. He turned around and found a quite pissed-off Kaminari, who was looking at him with a strange mixture of anger, disappointment and disgust: quite the contrast with his usual easygoing behaviour!

The young revolutionary listened in silence, kneeling so to recover his hat and, after carefully putting it back on, said: "Look, I'm sorry you're disappointed there are no girls around, but I meant no harm when I gave you my hat". He took a step forward and extended his hand to the young hero, saying: "I'm sorry if I offended you in any way. Say, what about we start over as if nothing happened?". Being the oldest of the two, and wanting to be polite with a guy he never met before, Sabo felt it was his duty to try and correct their misunderstanding.

---

"Ahah! How do ya like that, you sissy pirate?" Natsu smirked after making a direct hit against Luffy. He would've been satisfied with just his cry of pain, but much to his surprise his fist even burnt a few his opponent's clothes! Luffy was quick to hide cover his gut, extinguishing the small flames that were still burning, but Natsu was still able to catch a glimpse of his underwear. "My Little Pony? Well, you're definitely on the right path to become the Pirate Princess!" the Flame mage laughed at the other teen's exposed secret, finding it rather fitting with the character.

Natsu's amusement, however, caused him to miss Luffy's rather quick recover and wind attack which, for a moment, forced him to close one of his eyes. More than enough for Luffy's punch to hit him on the face! "GWAH! Stop punching me, Erza! You're hurting me!" Natsu shouted in a state of confusion, the rubber punch pressing against his cheek causing him to droll a little bit, and his eyes turning temporarily white.

Despite his momentary dazzlement, Natsu's body was much quicker than his mind to reach: he grabbed with Luffy's arm with one hand, making sure he couldn't move away and created another magical crest over his other hand. "Fire Dragon's Iron Fist!" he shouted before aiming a powerful, flaming hook punch at Luffy's face!

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"The first time I met him I thought the same" Todoroki told Tanjiro, without any hint of malevolence towards Bakugo as usual, "But now that I know him I can tell you he's like a dog: he barks a lot but doesn't bite". He thought the dog analogy fitted his fiery classmate perfectly.

As if he could read his mind, Bakugo gave him the middle finger and yelled: "Who are you calling a dog, you half and half bastard?!", before pointing both of his hands directly at Todoroki and Tanjiro's faces and releasing two explosions directly under their noses! They were just the first ones in a series, as Bakugo propelled himself forward and 'took flight' midair, yelling: "Let's see you bark your way to the cabins, losers!", disappearing in the forest in front of them.

"Ugh!" Todoroki yelped, falling on his butt as he was caught off-guard by such a closed explosion. His face was covered with smoke spots and his hair were a little messed up, as he coughed: "Uh... Ok, sometimes he does bite".

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"Awesome, Trunks! Then we'll be the first ones to reach the cabins!" Goten smiled, happy that his friend could fly already. Still, the lavender-haired Saiyan's remark caught him off-guard, as he looked back at Boruto's butt: he never noticed it, but now that he was checking he had to agree: "You're right, Mr Cucky's bottom is quite big! I wonder if it bounces back!", his mind going back to the times he and Trunks played with Bu at Mr Satan's house.

Still, Trunks probably didn't hear him as he took the flight so quickly even Goten had to take a step back to not fall. "Whew... He's rather festy, right Mr Cucky? I guess we shouldn't make him wait!" Goten laughed, before putting both of his hands under Boruto's armpits and holding him tight: "I don't know if you've ever flown: if not, I hope you'll enjoy it! Off we go!". Goten quickly followed Trunks in the skies, of course at a slower pace, and with Boruto dangling below him and above the vast forest below them.

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"L-Little b-b..." Pride muttered, doing his absolute best to not break the polite smile he'd been showing since he'd arrived on that island. He desperately wanted, though, as the last person who called him like that didn't get to see the sunrise the following day.

He did his best not to 'taste' Midoriya and simply said: "N-Nice to meet you too! I'm Selim Bradley, we're on the same team, yes! I was worried you couldn't move after being knocked out, we have to hurry and reach the cabins!". After all, he just saw Jaden grabbing Ash with himself and moving away, so if they didn't act quickly they would've been the last one to reach the gathering point.

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"Well, that's certainly helpful, thank you Sor- H-hey, Gon!" Killua started to say, impressed by the strange creatures in front of him, before Gon and his bottomless entuhusiasm wrapped themselves around his neck, as if they wanted to drag him with them. "Yeah, I get it, they're cool, no need to push me!" he remarked, smiling a little at his friend's bright attitude.

As Gon gave Sora the signal, the blue-haired duelist snapped his fingers and the other two Fluffal Wings carefully closed their hands around Gon and Killua's waists, lifting them from the ground, before following him in the sky. The Wings were incredibly fast, steady and silent, and the three boys could feel the fresh wind and the sun on their skin.

"Ah, this is so nice!" Killua sighed, relaxing and opening his arms, enjoying every moment of their flight. He should've probably left his eyes opened, though, as the wind flowing against him caused his pants to slide down to his ankles, exposing his purple Powerpuff Girls briefs again, a little dark spot in the otherwise clean sky.

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"Umpf, almost there!" Kiba told himself, smiling proudly after making a spin from a tree branch and landing perfectly still on another one. Ahead of him, still a little blurry but clearly visible, there was the gathering point and the end of the forest he'd crossed. Truth be told, he had simply followed the smell of the huge limo those two angel boys had taken and, despite not knowing the structure of the forest, he had no problem coming up with a new route for himself. And of course, the smell of pee, as disgusting as it was, was an easy trail to follow, no matter how much that Pit must've washed or changed clothes.

"Alright, time to get my prize!" Kiba loudly declared, before resuming his path, determined to be the first one to reach the cabins. He could already see them, victory was in his hands!

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"WHAT THE HELL?!" Dark Pit screamed while talking to a cellphone, loudly smashing his champagne-filled glass on the branch table, one of the many services available for the hosts. "It was Pit who broke the pole! Not me!" he kept shouting, paying almost no attention to his fellow co-host until he heard him using that damned nickname: that's when he quickly turned to Pit and yelled: "Don't call me like that, you damned pant-pisser!". Sometimes the other angel boy was so stupid, Dark Pit thought of him as an irritating little brother: after all, he was created by his reflection in the Mirror of Truth, so he was clearly more mature and wiser. Funny that both of them considered themselves to be the 'older' brother while neither was as mature, or bright for that matter, to be one.

"No, I'm still here, sorry... Still, why are you cutting my wage instead of Pit's?! He broke the pole, he should pay for it!" Dark Pit continued, returning to more important matters: specifically, show matters! "Listen, Viridi... Yeah yeah, 'Mistress' Viridi, whatever, you're my agent, so you better come up with something! I'm not paying for that idiot's clumsiness!" he went on in a fit of rage before dramatically shutting down the call.

He then finished his drink and, looking at Pit, pointed his finger at him: "I should've done more than attack you, I should've sent you back to Hades' Underworld! Besides, you hit me twice in a row, caused the lights to fry me and let a freakin' pole crash me! Multiple times! And you tell me 'no reasons'?!".

Kaminari looked up at Sabo, feeling a sense of disdain wash over him even more. This couldn't feel anymore like being looked down upon to him. It was making him feel insecure. He sighed and grabbed Sabo's hand... only to then smile a bit and send a bit of an electric charge through his hand for funsies!

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Luffy laughed a bit when he heard Natsu's non sequitur. However, what shocked him, was how Natsu's recovery from the hit was even faster than last time. Luffy yelped when Natsu gripped his arm and tried his best to yank it away, clenching his teeth and grunting with a desperate tug and pull at each interval he could... but he had very few of those as Natsu had very quickly charged up his next attack and launched it right at Luffy's face for a firey hook! It was way stronger than last time too!

Luffy's eyes shrunk as he saw the punch coming and felt a little jolt of pee go into his shorts the split second before he was hit!

The freeze frame play by play of Luffy's face as he got hit was hilarious. Slowed down you'd be able to see his scared face jolt to the side with drool flinging from his mouth. His mouth curled into a stupid grin with his mouth open and tongue lolling out. His eyes began rolling around like billiard balls in his head with the light of his eyes replaced with shining yellow stars. Instead of the sound of the atmosphere around him, he was hearing the chimes of bells and the chirping of birdies.

Luffy's entire top half got burned away by the punch and the top part of his shorts were even more destroyed, making them too loose to stay up which caused them to flop to the ground around his ankles. Luffy stumbles and slumped a bit, now in nothing but his My Little Pony briefs and Straw Hat... and sandles.

"What color was the number 7 again Nami?" Luffy gurgled, drool now pouring from his mouth.

His mind was fighting to regain control of itself and to hurry and retaliate against Natsu. He had to hurry before another blow like that landed!

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Tanjiro yelped and flopped onto his back, eyes wide and a bit frazzled. His heart was going a mile a minute. "Jeez... I guess I should be used to his sort but it doesn't seem as though I am. I hope I don't ACTUALLY have to take him up on his challenge..."

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Trunks finally landed first at the cabin. When they reached it, he hurried himself inside and frantically tossed the unconscious Boruto onto a random bed before putting his hands in between his legs and dancing his way about the room. "TOILET?! TOILET?! BATHROOM!? WHERE?!"

He eventually gasped with happiness when he saw a door with the label on it, indicating it was the Cabin's bathroom. "AWESOME!" Trunks burst into the room and... immediately slipped on the shockingly wet floor, falling onto his butt and zipping towards the toilet before... BANG!

"OOOOF!" Trunks' eyes crossed as his crotch smacked into the hard piston of the toilet, his chin resting on the top of the seat itself. Trunks slumped back and fell over, spread-eagle with his tongue out and eyes rolling.

Well, despite the unclean bathrooms, they did their job at giving him relief. His pants were darkening with his pee as he laid there...

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Midoriya smiled and patted Pride's head a bit more. "Thanks! Let's be on our way then." He turned and trotted off, smiling happily and innocently. He had to admit, he was eager and excited to see what awaited them coming up.

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Gon laughed as he flew around, happily leaning back and kicking about the air before turning and spotting Killua. "So Killua, how much like an angel do you feel tod-! GAH!" Gon gasped and covered his mouth. He blushed even. Seeing Killua flying like that in his undies was hilarious. He had to snag a pic.

Gon reached into his shorts and pulled out his phone, snapping a few shots of him before snickering even harder than before. "I guess you feel less like an angel and more like a Powerpuff Girl."

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Pit blinked and raised a brow at him. "I don't remember doing any of that. You seem REALLY stressed out. Why don't you just relax and have some tea with me." Pit said, reaching over and grabbing the scalding hot tea pot. He began pouring some of it into Dark Pit's tea cup when HIS phone went off.

He turned to look at it, swinging his arm over, which caused him to start pouring the hot tea all over Dark Pit's crotch!

"Oh hey! Someone's reached the cabins! Ho-ho! Interesting!" Pit smirked. "They're fast."

(Sorry if it's a little longer than usual. I just thought about giving a nice description of both the cabins and the rooms, as the characters are finally reaching them: hope you'll like them and, if you have any suggestions, feel free to add them! Don't worry, I won't lengthen it anymore)

When Kaminari reciprocated his handshake, Sabo smiled and said: "See? There's no reason to fight over something so...", only for his words to turn into a high-pitched scream when he was electrocuted: "stupIIIAAH!". Sabo's entire body jolted on the spot as the electricity ran from his fingers to the top of his head, even making his hat sprung! He instantly moved back and took a guarding pose.

It was just a little bit of electric charge, but it was still annoying and Sabo wasn't exactly someone who liked to be annoyed. He raised his fists which turned into pure flames, as he now looked at Kaminari with a serious face: "I suppose you're eager to start our competition, but remember that I did try to be friendly!", before snapping his fingers a couple of times. Two small fire balls launched themselves against Kaminari, more as a warning than an actual attack.

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Natsu couldn't savour Luffy's reaction, as his senses were still a little shaky from the previous punch, but his attack hitting at full force definitely brought him back from his weird fantasy. That's when he noticed Luffy's hilariously dazed expression, as apparently being punched made him grin like an idiot. Well, if that was the case, Natsu was more than eager to comply!

The Flame mage released his hold on Luffy's arm and spread his own, smirking at the pathetic leftover of what was, just a few minutes ago, a respectable pirate: a drooling mess who was almost stumbling in the burnt remains of his shorts, walking around in just his girly ponies briefs.

Flames started to form around his arms and then condensed to his fists, as he was creating two fireballs around them. "Next time you see a pink-haired guy, don't go and call him gay if you wear those briefs!" he shouted as he closed his fists together, creating an even larger flame ball, and moving them up: "Fire Dragon's Brilliant Flame!". It was on his most theatrical attacks, as he was pretty much exposing his entire body in front of the opponent just to charge the ball above his head, but he felt he could afford it this time: it's not like his opponent could've done much to stop it, right?

"Have a safe flight!" Natsu finally said to Luffy, aiming his fireball at him before throwing it.

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"Trust me, Bakugo always fights to win and he's really strong" Todoroki remarked: if he were to be completely honest, he didn't see that strange samurai boy with his sword as someone who could put on a fight against Bakugo, despite seeming overall a nice and calm guy.

"Well, that's all I can say to an opponent. See you at the gathering point!" Todoroki then said, giving Tanjiro a nod, before tapping his foot on the ground. A sudden stream of ice spew beneath it and Todoroki, bending his knees, glided in the air above them before disappearing over the trees.

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Goten, with Boruto still unconscious, landed just a little after Trunks. His friend was quick to disappear inside the cabin due to his predicament, so probably didn't pay much attention to the surroundings. Goten, however, did and it didn't take him five seconds to scream: "WHAT??".

The two cabins, right across from each other and separated by a stone path, were top of the notch and extraordinarily beautiful... or so they were fifty or more years ago. What was standing in front of the young Saiyan was something so rundown, it was almost a miracle it could sustain its own weight! A wooden structure, a cabin apparently large enough to welcome enough people inside, but with the colours and paint completely dried from the sun and falling down; the windows, at least still on, were so dusty and dirty one could hope to guess the shapes through them; the room, while without any major hole or leak, was dangerously inflated and looked like it was melting in the centre; the foundation were an empty void only sustained by some backbone structures, hopefully still strong enough to sustain their weights.

"Oh my... They look like they could fall apart if Father sneezed near them!" Goten remarked with strange, disaffected amazement, as he followed Trunks inside the cabin.

After passing the wooden steps of the front porch, the dark-haired kid walked through the opened door: a room that could've fitted, at best, four normal beds was hosting nine of them, one for each team member. Four double bunk beds were strategically placed alongside the walls, while a fifth one had, for some reason, its lower bed removed in a not so graceful way. Goten couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: even to him, that seemed a convoluted way to have nine beds instead of ten. At the very least wardrobes and desks were available, but they were also increasing the suffocating atmosphere of the place.

"Well, Mr Cucky, I guess this will be our new home!" Goten remarked with a smile, levitating with the unconscious ninja boy and sitting on one of the upper beds, "I hope we'll grow to like it!". As he was talking he patted Boruto's head in a friendly way, but he didn't notice that each pat pushed forward his friend's body. When Goten gave him the final pat, Boruto silently lost his balance and fell on the floor like a rag doll, landing on his head!

At the same time, Trunks had his accident in the bathroom, the two thuds pretty much covering each other.

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Pride's left eye twitched each time Midoriya patted his head, as he wanted to tear his fingers apart so badly. How dare that small human boy was treating him like that? When Midoriya turned and started to walk away, Pride's shadow broke out and dozens of mouths with hundreds of sharp teeth almost reached the back of his neck. And then, just as quickly, it disappeared back beneath the Homunculus' feet.

"Y-Yes! Let's go and meet our teammates!" Pride happily said, his voice only slightly trembling, as he took his place side by side with Midoriya. If he wanted to crush someone he'd had to wait until the start of the challenge.

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Killua was still enjoying the breeze in his hair as he heard Gon's calling him: "Well, I do feel like Bubbles flying around, I just need some villains to punch!", only for realizing how stupid that sounded a second later and shaking his head: "What the hell are you making me say?!".

However, his embarrassment soon turned into curiosity as he noticed Gon had his phone out: was he taking pictures of the island? Killua leaned a little bit to see if there was something interesting around... only to see his shorts dangling at his knees. "GAH!" Killua shouted just like Gon, his cheeks and ears turning bright red as he immediately grabbed his shorts and pulled them up again, "W-why didn't you told me, Gon?!".

"Umph..." Sora remarked with a pouty face, still watching ahead of them, "I wish I could have your problems. At least you still have your pants!". He was the one who was flying in just his candy-themed briefs, as all his other clothes had been vaporized by the dark angel host when he attacked him and that other kid, Trunks. Well, at the very least, that Trunks was moving around with his underwear in plain sight too, as he deserved for picking up a fight with him.

"Oh, I spotted the cabins!" Sora was brought out of his vengeful plots by noticing the gathering point, as he made the three Flufflal Wings lower them carefully and then land.

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"Pff, I'm not stressed out and I don't need your tea!" Dark Pit remarked by waving his hand in front of him. The denseness of his partner sometimes amazed him, even though this time he wondered if he didn't hit Pit so hard to scrumble his memories. Maybe he had been a little too harsh with his co-host?

Whatever kind thought he was having immediately disappeared when the hot tea hit his crotch. "YEEEEEEARRRRGHHHHH!!!" Dark Pit let out an even louder scream as he jumped from his seat and started running in circles while holding with his hands his literally fuming groin: "HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!". To an outsider, he'd probably looked like the world's worst dancer with a smoking machine over his crotch.

"GRRRR!" Dark Pit's rage was growing alongside his pain, as he spotter a large creamy cake on the brunch table, a present for the show opening day. Without thinking twice, he grabbed it by its glass pedestal and lifted it above his head, turning towards Pit and screaming: "Thank you! Here, you should try the cake!", wanting to smash it on Pit's head!