( cue the bad women )

" that would be me lil one. " said a women with ankle lenght red hair and large breasts. she wore a kimono withe a lether body suit under it and she had a huge fan on her back.

"Temari?!" Shikamaru says as he quickly notices and identifies the woman.

( no!!!!!! )


" nope! my name is Alkaid. and looks like i get the medice AND two babys as well. " Alkaid said walking in

(sowwie, you said "Giant Fan" and Temari is the only Cannon character with a Giant Fan)

"what do you mean by 'two Babies'?!" Shikamaru Asks as he then realized what her Jutsu realy dose.

" well dont worry your still going to have your adult minds but well from here on your my lil babys got it? " Alkaid said carrying the children and medicne to the window

Shikamaru tries to use Jutsu but for some reason he can't.

" dont fight it your helpless and nime now." Alkaid asid as she walked to the drop poit got he money for staeling the medicen and when to the store. " time to get your diapers." she said

Shikamaru fell asleep from trying to channel what little chakra he has as a baby.

Hinata did as well. soon we where in a house we had never seen befor.

Shikamaru wakes up in a crib noticing a weird fluffy fealing around his crotch and bum. and that he was in footie Pajamas "what the...?" He said as he felt the fluff on his crotch fill with warm wetness.