Lexie just told herself to shut up and close her eyes until it was over. Couldn't take too long, right?
Say, what's he pulling on my hands? No, don't ask, you'll sound stupid... What was that clicking noise? She openedher eyes, and looked at the mittens. They felt rigid, and she couldn't move her fingers beneath the warm fabric.
Shut up or you'll sound like an idiot, she told herself. There's got to be a reason, right? Wait, what did he say? No, don't say anyth...
"Buhwha?"
Oh screw it.

Alastair smiled at his new baby girl. She was so cute in just her T-shirt and diaper.
"That's right you have to stay in your diapees from now on." He said.
"Now How about we go finish that pizza?" He asked
He picked her up again and and took her down stairs singing to her as he did so.

Lexie nodded. "Um... Can I grab my purse real quick?" She asked, so she could grab her lactose pills. This was all really strange... But the fact that he wasn't phased by her apparent need of diapers *How the hell did that happen anyways? * meant there was still a chance at salvaging the night.

Alastair stopped "What is it that you want to grab?" He asked. He had to make sure. He didn't want her pulling out pepper spray or a tazer.

"I need to check my phone." Emphasis on phone. Talking about her problems with dairy was a little embarrassing, so she decided not to bring it up. "No biggie."
Okay, me... You're playing it pretty smooth again. Just stay calm. He isn't phased yet, so you're still good. Just don't start arguing, babbling, or talking about yourself unless he asks first. You can do this.

Alastair raised an eyebrow. "So long as I'm there the whole time." Once again as a precaution. Alastair didn't know how Lexie felt about all this and didn't want the girl calling for help.

Lexie nodded, before pausing. "Um... you'll either have to get it for me or put me down," she pointed out, not sure which one he had in mind. Dammit, now he's going to ask and it'll be a big thing... Hey. I can handle just a little cheese, right?
(And possibly a bottle of milk?)

Alastair went and got it for her before sitting her down in the living room.
"Would you like something to drink?" Alastair asked. He wouldn't go get anything until she had finished checking her phone but it was polite to ask.

Lexie nodded, barely looking up. "Sure. Whatever you think is good." If he had alcohol in mind she wouldn't turn it down. She barely managed to open the flip phone with the mittens on, but she managed. Fortunately she didn't have to hit any buttons. No messages, no texts, to she put her phone away and set down the purse. Oh well, hopefully he won't notice if she is a little gassy...
"Ready for pizza?"

Once Lexie had finished with her phone Alastair went into the kitchen and heated up a bottle of milk for Lexie.
He came back and grabbed a slice of pizza and began eating.
"Do you need some help with your pizza?" He asked.