Granted, but you are a Madoka Magica Magical Girl, tricked by Kyubey.

I wish I had a taco.

Granted youll have heartburn . I wish i had the power of the Mangekyō Sharingan

Granted but you don't know how to use the power.

I wish for a hug :3

granted but its given with bone breaking strength.

I wish My little pony Friendship is magic world is a real planet somewhere in the universe

Granted but there are no ponies.

I wish my house would clean itself xP

Granted by you'll lose all your things after each cleaning.

I wish I have a debit card with no limit.

Granted but you end up losing it. I wish for a real life world of anime

Granted but all the yandere characters come after you! X__X

I wish for... to be a better RP'er. :o

Granted, but everyone in the world has now signed a universal agreement to no longer RP again!

I wish I wasn't so broke all the time!

granted, but you try to go swimming in all your money like Scrooge Mc Duck and realize physics dont work like they do in cartoons- the hard way!

mmm... I wish for an ABDL themed cartoon/anime to air on television sumwheres (on earth)