Kakashi sniffled, not realizing Naruto was stumbling on purpose. He made grabby-hands for him with tears trickling down his face, voice scared at the end of his frightened babbling, “M-Mom? Mommy?” As he was bounced and Tsunade screamed, he trembled, frightened by the loud noises and how scared she seemed that Mom was stumbling, burying his face in Naruto’s chest. “I’ll be good so Mom doesn’t get hurt! Please don’t fall down anymore, I’ll be good.” It wasn’t Mom’s fault she was stuck in a stupid genjutsu, she probably just thought he was her baby again. He couldn’t just blame her!

Naruto was a little uneasy at how well that worked. He would go easy on Kakashi for a while but couldn't resist this one last little tease as he set Kakashi on the table to be dressed "ohhh such a good girl who's mommies little princess, who always behaves and is mommies little girl .... come on sweetie tell mommy who it is"

Kakashi blushed but replied anyway, “It’s me, I’m Mommy’s little princess who’s a good girl and always behaves for Mommy.” He sounded embarrassed still, though much less reluctant to comply. No longer babbling about what a grown-up he was, he simply let Mom dress him in his pretty little outfit, despite how humiliating he found it. Lying down and wearing a ruffled pink diaper, feet stuffed in cute sparkly ballet flats, his onesie comfy and soft as he lay on his back, letting Mommy put his pink mask on, Kakashi looked equal parts ridiculous and cute.

Naruto was satisfied as he looked down at his cute little sissy "now who's ready for the park" he kissed his little puffy pants girl as he handed her a plushy. With one last snap Naruto put one last hint that it was one of the Genin that cursed him into Kakashi's head.

Kakashi squirmed as new thoughts entered his head. A..a genin cursed him, he remembered now! But which one? He’s..he’s known(taught? is he a teacher? he doesn’t think he knows anymore) a lot of them, and doesn’t remember every single one by name. Maybe when they go outside to the park he’ll see one of them, he thinks as Mom picks him up and kisses him on the forehead. He swings his legs, clinging to the stuffed animal she gave him tightly.

Maybe-maybe thinking too hard is bad, and he should just try to be a good baby girl for a bit, then see if he recognizes any genin while they’re out? Yes, that’s such a smart idea. He’s such a smart baby girl for remembering so many things! He puffs up with pride, thumb straying to his mouth.

Naruto saw his teachers brain deflate with delight. He kept the search for the genin as a little way to have fun but for now it was full on baby girl time "let's get you in you pink stroller you cute little cutie. A choocy coo a choicchhyy chochy cooooo"

Kakashi busted a gut laughing when he was tickled and cooed at, now much more sensitive, squeaking a happily when Mommy tickled him. “Mommyyyy! Tickles!” He managed to gasp out between laughs, eyes wide and watery with happy tears. Thumb still shoved into his mouth, he looked around, and then perked up even more; Mommy said she was going to put him in the stroller! All he did after seeing this was coo, “Pink!” and point at it happily, eager to go inside. It was the same as his comfy clothes! Pink was his favorite color ever, he loves pink. It makes him look like Mommy’s princess, ‘cause princesses are pink.

Naruto was satisfied with his little pink princess. A genuine tear rolled down his cheeck as he pushed Kakashi out thr door "i love you my perfect little princess"

Kakashi smiled, perking up. “Love you, Mommy!” He chirped, thinking of this as the most natural thing in the world. What little Kakashi didn’t realize was that after he lost everything about himself, Mommy wouldn’t be the one taking care of him anymore.

He still had tiny, irreparable fragments in his head. He knew he liked doggies, and that summons were..were ninja things, and that Mommy was a super duper good ninja, but nothing else. His father? He didn’t know who that was. His..students? What students? Even his old dredges of memory about all things ‘ninja’ had frayed away to nothing, broken in an instant until nothing was left.

Kakashi lay back in the stroller, oblivious. Thumb buried in his mouth, legs splayed by the bulk of his diaper, he felt very good.

"Poor thing knocked out already" Naruto cooed I wonder if i should end my little prank now? "Naruto left Kakashi in the park as he snapped everything except Kakashi's mind back to normal.

As the orange nin scampered off the other 2 team 7 members walked up "what the hell sensei are you drunk or what get up off that bench" Sasuke poked at the grown nin