Discord upon seeing Twilight giggled a moment as hes now got his victim for harmless fun he had got the fun approved by Celestia ahead of time so he wouldn't get into trouble as he maybe more powerful then the royal sisters they can still cause him a great deal of trouble''Well well its nice to see you again Twilight. Hows my favorite pony Fluttershy been doing?''Discord asked cheerfully but then switched to teacher mode '' I expect high marks from you Twilight Sparkle even if my way of teaching magic is worlds apparent and most magic I teach are quite dated,I doudt you would even know the magic or be willing to learn them at first.''

Twilight sighed and nodded her head. Even though she still don't trust Discord, the Princess does for some reason. Hell, he's teaching toddlers now. How bad could he be now? "Yes, Mr. Discord. I will do my best in class."

Discord had a odd displeased frown the moment he was called Mr. Discord''Never address me as Mr. Discord I don't like titles that aren't related to my essence in someway ''Discord then went to his desk and snapped a ruler to the desk loudly to draw attention to him which got most of the ponys to quiet down and set down as the ones who needed to retake the magic class or there older siblings had spread the word about Discords teaching methods''Class I may be the God of chaos but seeing as I'm teaching unless I say otherwise no goofing around in class. Well seeing as this is the first Day introductions are in order . I'll start I'm known as many things but you can call me Discord or Chaos never add Mr. to either of those unless you want extra work. I'll teach you chaos magic after normal class's if you want I would go on abit about myself but you know or will know alot more about me in other future class's.''Discord then pointed to Twilight''Your turn sparky ''

Twilight turned to the audience of young toddlers as they stared at the grown mare dressed like a baby. She gulped and her face went red. "Hello everypony. My name is Twilight Sparkle. You may be wondering why I'm dresses like this. This us just to fit in with the rest of you."

Discord pointed to a area that would give all the toddlers a very clear view of Twilight but wouldn't obstruct the view of the chalk board or himself well that didn't matter on him seeing as if he wanted he could float so they all could see him but that would've distracted the young colts and fillys ''Please take a seat there Sparky ''Discord even had a name tag at the specific area that he'd like Twilight to sit at''moving onto whoever wants to introduce themselves

There was about 5 minutes of introductions and finding out he didn't need to teach but about five ponys the telekinesis spell which hes work on teaching them after class''Who can tell me what battle magic is?''Discord rose a eyebrow when he seen one of the older colt that he heard hadn't past magic Kindergarten where the colt was from before his folks moving to Canterlot. Which Discord mainly asked to see if Twilight knew what battle was seeing as he couldn't find any thing detailing battle magiv in any library aside from those restricted in Canterlot castle and of course the Crystal Empire was loaded with books on battle magic

Twilight sat at a desk that was obviously way to small for her and the seat barely fit her big diapered butt. When Discord asked what battle magic was, she rose her hoof being the intelligent librarian that she was.

Discord blatantly disregardful Twilights raised hoof and planning to do alot to try to bother her through the day''Discord pointed to the colt that had raised his hoof''Please tell us what you know''

''Um Discord Sir I can't pronounce the works right but I understand them'' The colt blushed a moment at the fact he kinda made a foal of himself when he should have realized he would be required to explain it

Discord then pointed to Twilight''your turn Sparkle ''

Twilight cleared her throat and then began to tell him all she knew about the subject. She used big words and sounded like she was copying the text from the book word by word. It seemed to confused her fellow students and bore them.

Sadly even Discord himself yawned with half closed eyes clearly he fits in with the age group hes in charge of teaching in more ways then just being child'ish Discord choose to jump in now''Remind me when its nap time for you to lecture every being to sleep ,Well seeing as most ponys here know the Telekinesis spell I'll teach you all a simple battlefield spell to strengthen the body to be stronger then most metals. Not that useful in this day and age but I don't want to teach toddlers stuff like the strength augmenting spell which is quite deadly when mixed with the steel body spell''With that Discord started a dumb downed and entertaining way to teach a spell he even demonstrated a safe way of testing if it was successful

Twilight felt insulted and pouted from being interrupted. Though she was baffled at what Discord said where he teaches that kind of magic. "Discord, you can't teach that to children," she said. "That's too dangerous for their age."