"Hm I bet , I think I'm okay , the nice shop people were very good at it, the change I mean. Think Eros and Posiden will be wet?" he questioned "I dunno , I'm sure they picked up some finger food. I'm sure there's some tablets in the house with instructions for food." he said , trying to think of any cooking recipes, he remembered some basic baking and food prep , but Dionysus was more the cook , had the best bar up top. "Hmm , but I do feel hungry , and bored , wonder what humans do for fun. Can't just throw a plague around or send a hero on a quest anymore" he said with a sigh "Nice toy though" he said nodded at his turtle in his arms.

"Hm , no you wouldn't" he replied "Hm , birds?" he said looking over at the ravens "Well , yes and no. They are mine. Been told to keep an eye on my padded neighbours." he said escorting them back to the block and let them in "Come on , I'll get you both changed and dressed into something comfy , I'll make you some dinner for you if you want?" he offered

Hermes nodded happily, "yeah they did do a pretty good job at changing us." He nodded, "yeah, oh yeah. Those two are probably soaked to the maximum." He said as they crossed a cross walk, "gotta say, the crows are kinda creeping me out though." The crows had begun to circle the pair as they neared the apartment, "can't you tell them to stop or something?" He sighed as his stomach grumbled, "where is wine boy when you need him... with the bitch, right."

Poseidean was still blushing as this nice man helped them back home. When he was godly he was never one for asking for help Vivien his title as God of the dead, however, in his new form help was something he dearly wanted despite his pride, "that sounds nice." He mumbled as they entered the apartment

"Yea , he had some good wine" he replied "bet they're pulling each other's hair out right now. Never know with Hera , she won't lie low , no idea what she'll do in this new world. But yea they were good , these ones are nice and soft" he said looking up at the birds "not anymore" he sighed "no powers , bar the little pins uncle gave us" he said as they got the the building "want to snuggle up a bit , maybe see what uncle stocked the house with?" he offered , might as well while they waited for the other two with the food.

The apartment next to them was very different , no modern furniture or anything. It was wooden panelled , old oak wood , a pungent smell of pine , snow and smoke. Much of the units were solid stone , or aged wood. In the centre of the room was a large fire pit lined with grey stones. To one side was a large table with chairs , more like a formal dining table. "Why don't you little one get yourself comfy , I'll change your little companion and then come back for you" he said to Eros putting the bags up to one side. Eros nodded , his little blond curls bouncing as he walked "hm , reminds me of my own boy" he said lifting Posiden up "now I don't need to be a genius to know you're worried , stressed and unhappy little one" he said "I think I have some old swaddling clothes you can wear" he said getting something from a drawer and handing it to Eros "here , little boys your age are obsessed with these. Maybe you can find the appeal" he said to Eros while he took Posiden to the other room , leaving the door open a little so there were no secrets.

Hermes chuckled a bit, "I'd pay to see how those two are getting on. I hope Dyo is letting her have it for all the hell she put all of us through." He sighed happily as they climbed the stairs and entered their apartment, "Alright, lets go put our stuff up." He said as he looked around, "Those two still aren't back yet... I bet Eros found a woman and his flirting with her." He sighed as he set his bags and his toy down on the couch and crawled onto it before laying down, "Are there any instructions on how to cook or are we going to burn this building down?" Hermes asked as he kicked his shoes off.

Poseidon blushed a bit as he was carried through the apartment. He had to admit that it didn't look bad, if he was full sized he would have loved to live here, but unfortunately that seemed rather difficult in his current form. Poseidon squirmed around in the man's arms as he was carried into the room, "Change..." he mumbled a bit and sucked his thumb for a bit of comfort.

"Eros seems a little shaken since we arrived , probably just a little lost." he replied as he took his things to his own room "I hope he finds some small things here to like. I don't like him like this , all serious and sad. We're kids now , we ought to be happy right?" he called back through "there's a few flat packed scrolls here" he said finding a shelf of story books , but non of the pictures were of food cooking.

Grimnir nodded and held the child close "must be hard all this" he soothed , getting a towel out and using it as a changing mat and laying him down on it "so many new things , so scared of enemies around every corner" he said as he started to change him, taking his old clothes off and untaping the soiled diaper "but you can relax here. I've got you now" he soothed , taking time to delicately wipe him down and slip a clean one onto him. Taping it up he went a step further , getting some thick cloth undies , the sort that toddlers wear when starting potty training , it pressed his legs out but was soft to the touch on his thighs. Next he undressed him from his clothes and got him into some looser fitting ones. Dark blue and grey shorts , with a cosy t-shirt with Nordic patterns across it in the same colour scheme "Oh here , this should help" he said , pressing a pacifier into his mouth to suck on. He left him bear footed while he lifted him back up and cuddled him "See , not so bad now huh" he said, planning on keeping him close for a while "just relax , nothing can go wrong , you're safely padded and I can protect you"

Hermes nodded in agreement, "yeah, I think lover boy just needs some time to adjust like we all do and then I think, key word think, that he should be back to normal." he sighed when he heard about the lack of cooking scrolls, "Alright, let me see." He grumbled as he hopped off of the couch and waddled into the kitchen, "Apollo... can we even cook anything here? I don't see any braizers or fire pits or well...anything that we can cook on for that matter." He sighed.

Posediean blushed deeply as he was changed by Grimnir. He couldn't help but squirm around and even kicked a bit. He was scared and uncomfortable, this was all just too much for him to bear. The only thing keeping him from bursting into tears was the fact he was sucking on his thumb. The poor boy even let out a small burst of pee when his old diaper was untaped, this just made him go redder than before. He only began to calm down when he had a fresh diaper on him and he was dressed. The pacifier helped immensely and he happily sucked on it. He just sighed a bit and snuggled into Grimnir

"Well hold on , that looks like a small one. Like real small" he said pointing at a gas hob "But I don't think we should mess with fire. Easy when you're a god , but it kinda kills humans , and we're little humans" Apollo explained "we could summon Hades ,we must know how to cook , he seems to know lots of human things!" he exclaimed , thinking it was the best idea ever. "If not I dunno" he said wandering over and something on the frige caught his eye "P-I-Z-Z-A" he spelt out "look like table bread and toppings. Does look nice" he said looking up at the fast food advert "I wonder , " he said reading the ad "we could maybe get someone to make one of these for us" he said , going up on his tip toes to get the note and bring it to Hermes.

"Shhhhh Shhhhh" the man repeated , like a slow deep roll of waves "it's okay little one , just relax " he said , as soon as he was in his diaper he could let go again and let his emotions run free "See , much better for the little sea god. Now how about you help me cook" he said going back to the kitchen area and getting a little step ladder so Posiden could help him on the side.

Hermes looked over to Apollo and nodded at the description of pizza, "Yes, that does seem quite good." He sighed, "I miss having food delivered whenever we wanted." He muttered before looking at the note, "This seems like an advertisement of some kind." He said as he looked over the paper, "I think we may be able to get some of this Pizza delivered here, I hope." he sighed as his stomach growled, "Where are the other two? They should have been back by now, do you think the... what did Persephone call them? The police, i think? Did they get them?" Hermes asked, slightly worried.



Posedian slowly started to calm down when he was back in his diaper. The man's gentle calming words were the perfect thing to soothe his frayed nerves, "Um, what about my other friends? I think we live in the same area."He said as he waddled after the man and into the kitchen, "Um, sure Id like to help." He said as he started to climb the step ladder so that he could see the top of the counter.

Odin nodded and took a deep breath "hmm, yes , they're next door. Apollo and Hermes. I'll see to them. Should have enough for all of us. Eros!" he called "Go and get your siblings next door. You can try out some more advanced video games with more than one player" he encouraged , seeing as the little god was now thoroughly engrossed in the little flashing light box in his hands. Turning back to Posiden "now you know how to cut a onion" he said showing him how to do it "do that for the three there and pop them in the pot okay"


Eros snapped back to relaity and got up onto his feet and wandered out to their own apartment. Looking in he chapped at the door "Hey guys" he said to the pair "what you up to?" he asked waddling around to the kitchen area.

Posiden smiled at being asked to help, "Okay!" The sea god smiled and began to start cutting the onions. However several minutes into cutting onions the young god started to cry, "My eyes hurt!" He whimpered and started to rub his eyes, "They won't stop hurting!" The poor god started to cry more. Clearly the smell of the onions and the chemicals they gave off were starting to get to the former god.



Hermes looked over at Eros, "Lover boy! Where is Hades have you been!" He put his hands on his hips and stared down Eros, "Ahhh who cares. Sunboy and I were just about to try and get our hands on some food, how do you feel about this thing called Pizza? It seems to be some bread with toppings on it."