Toon and Board: The School of Wannabe Losers (With Ryukkira)
 

The summer is over and it's time for the cartoon/anime boarding school to open once again.

"Hello there students! Everyone line up for your schedules and your room and board numbers! Each room will have a maximum of two bunks so pick a good one and hope you snag a decent roommate. For all those first joining us for the new year, I'm the Vice Principal, Monkey D. Luffy. The principal can't come right now so I'm taking his place for the opening. Hope you enjoy it!" Luffy screamed into the mike as the students flooded in.

"Oh boy. What a flake. Still hasn't changed though. Haha! I'm ready to dominate with my ultimate pranking technique baby!" Ray Ray smirked as he walked in with a grin and a lolipop in his mouth.

Ray Ray Lee - The Wannabe Prankster

"Why can't you just grow up Ray Ray?"Shippo, a boy roughly half Ray Ray's height, sighs as he walks behind him. "You need to start acting your age." Sad thing was Ray Ray was acting his age, it was Shippo who wasn't.

Shippo - The Wannabe Grown Up

"Whatever dude. If I get a new roommate, it'll be fun to see if I don't have to listen to your whining anymore." Ray Ray said. He delighted in pranking people. Problem was, they always backfired on him instead. Yet, despite this he still called himself the best prankster the school has ever known.

"Watch this. See that kid over there?" Ray Ray said pointing over at one random student. "I'm gonna stick this firecracker down his pants."

"I should only be so lucky."Shippo sighs before hearing Ray Ray's plan, "Leave me out of this, last time you did something like that with me around the student you pranked took it out on me!"

"Took what out on who now?"Otto, a boy a little older then Ray Ray and Shippo who wore a lot of surfer stuff, asks as he walks in the room. "Is the shobie trying a his pranks again? When are you gonna give it a rest Ray Ray?"

Otto Rocket - The Wannabe Cool Kid

Ray Ray rolled his eyes. "You know, you sound like a total dork when you say that right?" Ray Ray said going on over to the kid he was going to prank.

He shoved the firecracker into the kid named Gumball's pants and grinned as he turned away to plug his ears.

Gumball felt something slide in there, turned, saw Ray Ray, saw the firecracker, took it out, put it into Ray Ray's underwear waistband, then walked off with his friend Darwin.

"Hehehe. This is gonna be so-!" Ray Ray giggled before he exploded! "WAAAAAAH!" He screamed and shot like a rocket into the ceiling. His body dangled there as he was in just his underwear now. His Superman briefs and charred socks were all he was wearing as the kids looked up to see the kid's head stuck in the ceiling and laughed as they walked by.

"Tch. What a loser." Pride walked by and rudely shoved people in his path back a bit. "Time to see if I can demolish some loser grunts." He smirked a bit with a confident evil grin on his face.


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"Told you it would back.......fire."Shippo replies before seeing Pride, "Oh no!"He quickly ducks behind a Otto. "I am sticking clear of him this year. There is no way I'm going fall victim to another mobile dutch oven!"

"I think you scared poor baby Shippo again Pride."Arnold, a average looking boy with a football shaped head, laughs nudging his fellow bully. "Why don't you go catch up with him while I introduce some of the new students to how things work around here?"

Arnold Shortman - The Wannabe Leader

Pride grinned. "Sure thing Arnold." He walked by and licked his lips, feeling particularly vial today as he approached the scared kid.

"Alright. Time I broke you in. Again. It's always nice getting to feed on the weak." Pride was particularly evil and loved tearing down kids who entered the school. He was a charismatic bully through and through.

Only problem though was...

"Hey!" Spike, a kid who looked like a bulldog tapped Pride's shoulder.

Pride turned his head around with an unamused frown on his face. "The hell do you want?"

"An apology. You pushed me rudely you jerk."

Pride licked his lips before cackling.

"Do you want to die? Then I suggest you steer clear of me." He said with a confident smirk. "Unless you want me to eat you alive."

Yes, he was good at looking the part but when it came to execution, Pride could only bully a select few losers like Shippo. When he tried bullying anyone else...

WHAM!

Spike walked away with his sleeves rolled up.

Pride's head was smashed into the floor and his shirts were around his ankles exposing his Tinker Bell briefs. His eyes rolled and his tongue was poked out the side of his mouth with drool on the floor.

"Igahaha...y-you bedduhh walked aayah.. too..." He muttered rather dizzily.

"Tinker bell?"Shippo looks on confused at his tormentor's choice of underwear before bursting out in laughter. "Big bad Pride is wearing fairy print undies!!"

"I'll........be over there."Otto replies knowing this was gonna be bad for Shippo as he walks toward a group of other kids.

"I keep telling you to stop running your mouth."Arnold sighs, Spike knocked out cold behind him. He definitely knew how to throw a punch and there were only a few kids in the school that he feared.......but his leading style was least then perfect.......about as low as you can get actually. "You gonna let pipsqueak there laugh at you?"

(I've changed my mind about Romeo. I have someone else instead. Also, it seems like Arnold's actually competent here, which surprises me.)

Otto walked to a group of kids in bike shorts like him talking about skateboarding and stuff of the like. Surely he'd be seen as cool by them.

Pride wobbled up and looked around with his shorts at his ankles. He then shook his head and blushed, yanking his shorts up and stomping over to Shippo. "Alright. Your turn!" He double fisted his palms straight down on top of Shippo's head with righteous furry!

(In advice and fighting only, plans and getting people to follow and trust him is the issue. Also who do you have in mind to replace him?)

"Ow!!!"Shippo cries out in pain trying to scurry away from the bully.

"I think poor baby Shippo wants a better view of your Tinker bell underwear don't you."Arnold whispers to Pride as he continues to pummel Shippo.

"Alright Konohamaru I'm gonna beat you in arm wrestling this time for sure!"Wally, a small Aussie boy, says with great confidence as he flexes his muscles

Wallabe "Wally" Beatles - Wannabe Tough Guy

(I'm not too sure how that good at fighting thing will work if he's supposed to be a bit of a loser too but if you think you can then go ahead i guess. I was thinking Kid Trunks from DBZ.)

"Who are you?" One kid asked Otto as he came over to them.

"Yeah sure. We'll see." Konohamaru smiled as he grabbe his arm.

Pride smirked and yanked Shippo up into a wedgie. "Uh-huh! I totally know what to do!"

(Not good, just competent. At least with his current attire. I like the choice.)

"Come on every knows who I am you shobie!"Otto replies getting a bit mad.

"Ow!!!!!!"Shippo shrieks in pain as he is lifted off the ground by his undies

"Ok loser has to listen to dumb dumb over there for a hour."Wally laughs as he motions to Arnold.

"I heard that you little twerp!"Arnold yells rolling up his sleeves before tripping, landing right on his face.

"As graceful as always fearless leader!"Wally laughs. Arnold was a feared bully..........only to those much smaller them him or at least weaker which meant only a small crowd. Sure he could fight somewhat but he only had three or four good punches in him, after that it was either run or get the crap kicked out of him

(Oh, I see.)

"Shoebie? What a lame word." The kid said to Otto. "And no, I don't know who you are. Can you take a punch and stay awake lameo?" He asked suddenly sluggin Otto in the face.

Pride then thought his idea over before grinning. He then had the "brilliant idea" of shoving Shippo down his pants!

"You're on!" Konohamaru said getting ready, ignoring Arnold as he focused.

"Lameo!!!!"Otto yells before he is slugged across the face, his face instantly contorting into a huge goofy smile. "I'll take Shoebie for a 1,000 Jim!" With that he passes out flat on his face.

"Oh no I know that look!"Shippo whines desperately trying to get away, "Someone help!"

"Ready.........set.........GO!!"One of the kids watching yells, and with that the match had begun.

"What a loser." The cool kids turned and walked away as Otto slept. One of them taking his wallet.

"Wahahahaa! The ultimate penalty." Pride sucked at thinking up penalties so the pants stuffing was his best bet. With that Shippo went down the front of his briefs. He grinned evilly as he laughed at the fox boy's plight. "Sorry but you'll have to endure this."

Konohamaru smirked as it began. "Alright. Time for an epic match!"

With one swipe he shot Numbuh 4 out of his pants, across the room, and into the wall. The wannabe tough guy was actually quite light!

"Uhhh..."

"Let me out Pride!!!"Shippo screams from within his fabric prison.

"Best........2........outta 3."Wally moans in pain

Pride laughed as he stood with his hands on his hips. He was getting a lot of crazy looks rather then looks of fear.

"Rainbow Monkey briefs? I thought you hated those things..." Konohamaru said. "Oh well. Time I disappeared in a puff of glorious victory."

He threw a smoke bomb on the ground but instead of going off it bounced and hit him in the eye! "OWWW!"

Konohamaru - The Wannabe Ninja

"Come on it smells in here!!!"Shippo yells, everything but his feet were trapped inside Pride's undies

"I can explain..........Aw!!!!"Wally started to say before falling off the wall

"What happened?"Arnold moans as he starts to come to

Pride blushes a bit. "I-It does not smell! Shut up!" Pride goes to punch him and succeeds in hitting Shippo's head but it also ends up punching the poor kid INTO his crotch. "YEEEP! He teared up in pain.

Konohamaru held his eye as it teared up and laughed. "Hehe. He lost to me. That means that he's your bitch for an hour."

"Oooooowwwww!!!!"Shippo whines in pain

"Oh joy."Arnold sighs, "Why does that weak idiot always have to make that bet? Just once could you win so I at least get to humiliate that wannabe ninja!"He grabs Numbuh 4 by his undies and begins to drag him toward Pride. "Where is the little shrimp?"He asks Pride not noticing the bulge

"In my pants." Pride said proudly with an evil laugh. "Evil right?"

Konohamaru giggles as Numbuh 4 was dragged off yet again.

"Alright. That's enough." Trunks stepped in the way of Arnold and Pride with his arms crossed and a confident grin on his face. "Drop em both and I'll let you off easy." Trunks grinned.

Trunks - The Wannabe Confident Hero

"Kinda weird actually."Arnold sighs before seeing Trunks, "Oh great this idiot too? Why do I attract these weirdos?! Go play hero some where else! We're busy here!"

"Let me out now!!!!"Shippo screams trying to get out

Trunks snarled as he approached Arnold. "Excuse me? Just who do you think you're talking to? Want me to knock you out?!" Trunks growled and pulled back his fist. He was a bit of an idiot like that...

Arnold pulls back his fist and sucker punches Trunks in the face, "If you wanna be a hero stop monologing!"

"I'm screwed.......aren't I?"Shippo sighs

Trunks spun around like a ballerina with his eyes crossed and tongue poked out the side of his mouth. "Lalala! I'm stUUporMAaan!" Trunks sang as he danced and shook his booty out at Arnold before his eyes rolled up and he face planted onto the floor.

"Some hero." Pride grinned before reaching into his pants and giving Shippo a huge wedgie.

"Well I guess Shippo is ok in there till this idiot wakes......up."Arnold says getting a idea, "Hey lets force him to become roommates with you!"

"Ow!!!!!!!!"Shippo yelps in pain

"Me and Shippo? Oh ho! Let's do it!" Pride grinned

"Time to pick our roomates right? Ah man, which of my friends should I choose..." Konohamaru looked around.

"Better get use to that smell, something tells me that your gonna be in there a lot."Arnold laughs as he walks over to the forums and grabs 2, one for him and one for Shippo and Pride. "Here you go."He hands Pride the forum.

"Do I have to?"Shippo gulps, he knew he really had no choice

"Oh my head."Otto moans as he starts to come to

Ray Ray walks over, rubbing his head, still in just his superman briefs. When a few laughs come his way, he blushes and covers himself. "HAHA! J-Just a prank that was a l-little too ambitious... n-nothing to see here...!"

Konohamaru saw Otto and Ray Ray and approached them. "Seems Arnold's not to fond of getting stuck with Numbuh 4 so I doubt he'll make him his roommate. Still, I wonder what I'll end up choosing."

Trunks was still asleep with his rump in the air on the floor.

"Here's mine and Pride's forums sir."Arnold says trying not to laugh as he hands them in.

"Right so we have Pride and Shippo as roommates and Arnold and Ray Ray. Here are the keys to your dorms."One of the room assigners replies handing him the 2 keys to his dorm and Pride the 2 keys to his and Shippo's

"Say Kono do you have a roomie yet?"Otto asks as he walks over to Konohamaru

"No, I don't. What, do you wanna be mine?" Konohamaru asked. He was a bit worried about that. Otto tended to be a little annoying when he wanted to act "cool".

Ray Ray groans. "I'm with Arnold... that stinks... and I guess that means Wallabe is with the Unconscious Ballerina Hero over there." He said pointing at Trunks. Of course, they could be with whoever they wanted but they were more friends with each other then anything. Well, except Arnold and Pride. Those two were just assholes.

"Watch it you wannabe prankster or I'll tell the dean who set off that thing of cherry bombs in the toilets before summer break!"Arnold threatens, the cherry bombs never went off because Ray Ray forgot to get the ones with water proof fuses but he didn't need to know that.

"It's either you or one of those Shoebies."Otto sighs pointing to Number 4 and Trunks.

"Come on Pride let me out!"Shippo yells still trying to get out of Pride's undies, "You already made me your roommate what else do you want from me!?!?"

"Ah! O-Okay!" Ray Ray gulped. "Sheesh. You'd expose the pranks of an expert just like that? How cold man!" Ray Ray said, putting his hands on his hips. The only cherry bomb that actually went off was the one he left fused in his pants pocket. He smelled like smoke and fire for about a week when he blew himself up. Still, Ray Ray always tried. He grinned when Arnold's back was turned and pulled out a small live fish. He tip-toed behind him and went to shove it down Arnold's pants from behind.

Konohamaru sighed. "Stop using that word. It's not cool you know. It just makes you sound like a tool whose trying to make up his own hip and cool slang. You get beat up everytime someone hears you call them that. You're lucky we're your friends too cause it always takes a single punch too."

"To demoralize you!" Pride laughed as he left the school. "I'll be back. There's stuff I wanna by at the pharmacy off campus that I don't think the school will have. This is gonna be great. Hang tight Shippo. You'll be comfy once I get you outfitted correctly."

"Try it and I'll make sure you wake up with something that bites in your pants."Arnold replies not even needing to see what Ray Ray was doing to know what he was thinking.

"Hey I call them like I see them."Otto replies trying to keep his cool.

"Someone help me!!!!"Shippo yells as Pride leaves the school with him still trapped in his pants

"What? I didn't do nothin'!" Ray Ray tried to hide the fish behind him but when he did it slipped and fell into his pants! His eyes widened as it swam around his underwear. He blushed and started wiggling his butt around, doing a weird dance. "EEEEEEEEEKKKK~!"

Konohamaru sighed. "Whatever. Help me get Trunks up." He bent down and lifted the wannabe hero up. "Hey... you okay?"

"Mmmmpgh...huhhghh...?" Trunks' eyes rolled into focus. "U-Uhhhooohh... hello!"

"You weren't doing anything huh? Then explain the dancing."Arnold smirks turning around.

"Fine."Otto sighs tossing Number 4 over his shoulder before helping Kono with Trunks, "Man you were right, Wally is really light."

"I-I j-just f-f-f-felt lik-ikkeeeeEEEE~!" Ray Ray's eyes crossed when the fish swam into his bum.

"Super light. Like a feather could knock him over." Konohamaru said as he went towards their respective dorms.

It was going to take a while to settle in but they were in store for some whacky adventures.

(Thinking we should make it a bit episodic. Where each episode another character (or all of them) has their own new problem that needs to be addressed and like a Tom and Jerry cartoon it ends with humiliation.)

(I like it, shall we start with Shippo and Pride then?)

"Sure you did."Arnold laughs, "Come on fish butt lets check out our new room." He starts to drag Ray Ray toward their dorm.

"You could probably carry him in one of those baby harness things."Otto laughs as he follows Kono

(Did you have an idea for them?)

When everyone has their room set up that's when Pride makes his return by knocking on Arnold's door. "Hey Arnold. I've got my roomie here and he's dying to see you in his new outfit. Aren't you?!" He says as he pinches Shippo's cheek.

(I'm thinking a day in Pride's pants with it ending in Pride being forced by the school to wear pull-ups for a while because of Shippo.)

"Why did you have to pick this?"Shippo blushes, he was now dress in a pink ballerina tutu with his hair done in pig tails. The worst part was that Pride even made him wear trainer panties underneath.

"This should be good."Arnold smirks opening the door before bursting out in laughter