The King of Koopas and Diapers (private)
 

(Private between me and Fluffy Shadow.)

Bowser, brutal king of the Koopa Kingdom, heard there was a magical item that has the ability to make anyone who wields it to be invisible. At least, that what he heard. The king eventually found it and he has recently returned from the journey, entering the throne room with the henchmen carrying the powerful object.

He sat down and grabbed the object a looked at it, turning it to look at all sides. "Hmmm Now how does work?" He said aloud, still looking at it.

"There's probably a button or something on it, your majesty," one of his koopa troops told him.

"Hmm probably..." He said checking it out again, finding a button. "Ah ha! There it is." He said pushing the button. Soon he was glowing, the glowing lasted a few seconds before disappearing. Bowser looked at himself. "Hmm I don't look any different, nor do I feel any different... AGH I should've know it wouldn't work!" He exclaimed.

All of sudden all of his guards were staring at him in shock until one spoke up. "Umm.... sir...?" one asked nervously wondering how he's gonna take it. "Look at your seat..." There the king has just peed himself.

Bowser looked down and raised a eyebrow, he assumed that the ceiling was leaking. He looked up to check for any dripping water but the ceiling had no leaks. No one has brought in a drink so thee was one thing left Bowser could think of, he had wet himself.
"All the stupid thing did was make me do that!" He yelled throwing the object away from him.

"Sir... umm, we need to get you cleaned up..." The guard said helping him get to his chambers.

"Yes of course, what else would I do next." He said getting and heading towards his chamber

"Well.... the last time a soldier wet himself on duty, we put him in diapers," he informed him.

"Well I'm not a soldier, I am the king and this was probably a one time thing because of that stupid lying thing." He replied.