The Corrupt a Wish Game!
 

This is a game where you can make a wish and it will be granted by the person below...but corrupted! >:3

For example:

"I wish I was wearing a diaper right now!"

"Wish Granted, but you can NEVER take it off! >:3"

I'll start off the game by making a wish for the next person to corrupt, who can then post their wish below their answer~

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I wish cats could fly! >w<

That's fine, but they will NEVER come down to you for attention!

I wish I had some chocolate. -w-

Wish Granted, but it's the cheapest most flavourless chocolate because apparently magic is on a budget.

I wish clouds were cotton candy >:3

Granted, but you'll never get to eat it because it's up in the sky and when it's foggy the air is sticky.

I wish I had a flying nimbus cloud to ride

Granted but you're heart isn't pure enough to ride it
I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted

(How did you know!?)

Granted, and as a result absolutely nothing will happen and you will receive nothing.

I wish I could get a job

(I read your stories.)

Granted but its as a test subject for mad scientists

I wish I could change colors

Granted, but you become a chameleon.

I wish I read thoughts.

(hahaha....*cough* I have no idea what you're talking about)

Granted, but you will have no control over it and it will only happen when you get sexually excited.

I wish I could take all the fat out of my stomach and give it to my boobs


Sorry that was for abavery

Granted, but because you're not fat you still have no boobs