Re- education private for lost control
 

The day had gone like any other for Naruto uzumaki and after a long day of practice and training he had all fallen into a much deserved deep sleep. However as all things must come to an end, the sun soon found itself on the face of a certain knucklehead. Naruto turned a little and turned side to side. he sounded annoyed that he was required to wake up already even though it was finally the weekend and they didn't have any classes.

Tayuya awoke, the hot headed flutist having slept poorly the night prior. Disgruntled and rather grumpy, she rose as the sun started to raise up with her. She sighed, looking over the river that she had decided to set up her camp by. It would be a good reason to practice a bit of water jutsu she had seen someone using in the village of the mist. After all, she was going to need some practice if she wanted to keep up with all these damn kids running around nowadays.

(You can bring Tayuya in if you want that's cool). :)

Naruto groaned as he got out of bed and decided to go take a shower to Start his day "hmn..what should I do today?" He muttered to himself. "I guess I can hang out with team 8 today if there not busy after yesterday Tenten did tell me she heard Grandma Tsunade was going to give us a break on missions for awhile boy I hope it's true" he let out a sigh as he finished his shower and started to get dress again then he headed out

(Meanwhile)

Anko woke up with a groan and a headache as her bed was surrounded by Saki bottles "Dam it my head I guess I shouldn't of drinin so much last night kurenai did warn me" she let out a chuckle "I swear that woman needs to get laid and have a child I know she would make a good mother one day I know that for sure time to go to work I don't want ibiki chewing out my Ass again" she got out of bed and began to get Dress and headed out to the T&I (torture & interrogation department.

Tayuya had just finished her a quick clean up in the river and grumbled at the slowly rising sun as she dressed. She had been out for a while and was currently trying to find something to do so she began to try something she had seen, a jutsu that she had seen, raising her hands up as if to copy from memory what the man had been doing. Unfortunately for her, she had never really practiced the water dragon and it was most likely not going to end well.

Kurenai was walking through the village in search of a single young man. She needed help testing something and Naruto seemed to be the perfect candidate seeing as he had an immense chakra pool and access to the shadow clone jutsu he so loved to use. After all, she needed a way to disguise herself and he had already figured out how to change his image so now she just needed him to be her guinea pig.

Naruto decided to head to the ramen stand before meeting team 8.I can't wait to eat some delicious Ramen"

Ayame yawned as she opened the stand onto the public. 'Think of the money Ayame, just think of the money' she thought anxiously. Her father had promised Ayame a bonus if she opened up the stand.

Ahem." The blonde said and awoke Ayame.

"Naruto what are you doing here so early?-!" Ayame yelled out curiously.

Ayame, I need some ramen right now please." Naruto said sleepily. He didn't get much sleep.

(With Anko)

She changed her mind she decided that skipping a day of work wasn't going to kill her and certainly wasn't going to kill ibiki the guy loved his job more then she did and that's saying something considering her reputation around the village as the snake Queen. "Here I come forest of death"

It had exploded. The water had exploded. She hadn't even made a dragon. It had looked more like a sad excuse for a snake before hitting her upside the head and falling apart against her. "Ouch." she groaned, feeling the pain of the hit from her water dragon and starting to slowly get to her feet again with a sigh. Needless to say, she wasn't going to be trying to do that again. With another little groan, she packed up her things and started to head for the village, half of her clothes covered in water and herself a bit banged up.

Kurenai had gotten some help in her Naruto search and she wandered towards Ramen Ichiraku to see if she could find him there. Sure enough, he was waiting in front of the opening store and she couldn't help but grin. "Naruto!" she called happily.

Anko who just arrived at the forest heard the explosion "who can be in the forest this early" she thought as she easily killing everything that got in her way. That was so easy it was like taking candy from a Baby" she muttered to herself as she arrived were the explosion came from and she spotted a red headed girl to point of view got beaten up by the Animals and due to the pain she was in she wet herself. Anko quickly ran up to the girl "hey brat need some help?"

"Sorry Naruto your going to have come back a little bit later as I have to make the recipe and a whole lot of it so please be patient" Ayame told him with a smile. "I'll even give it to you on the house"

"Wow really I can wait then Ayame" Naruto gave her his foxy grin and a thumb's up he then turned hid head as he heard his name to only see kurenai " oh kurenai I was about to go see you and your team to hang out with them but I decided to get Ramen first it turns out they were out of Ramen and have to make more"

Tayuya groaned a bit, rubbing her shoulder as the woman came into view. She didn't particularly like the woman's attitude. She wasn't some brat she was a damn kunoichi and she would be treated that way. "No I think I'm fine." she growled back. "Just moving through the forest and waiting for my clothes to dry." she sighed as she rubbed at a wound or two she had received from the explosion of her water dragon, all the while having no idea what Anko thought had happened to her.

"Oh well I was more thinking you could help me with something today rather than my team!" she smiled happily. Her pockets were rich enough for her to come up with her next statement. "I'll even treat you to as much ramen as you can eat if you can help me out with something." She grinned. "See I need to figure something out for a jutsu and I need to find a way to make a guy look like a girl and I figured since you have done that before you could help me out with that."

(These set ups are so funny :) )

"Oh you mean like my sexy Jutsu I created and you want to use it on the enemy's and you want to test it on me the Jutsu you've created correct and you want me to do it for Ramen you do know that I can eat a lot when it comes to my favorite food and your willing to pay for my meals. He warned her the last Time jiraiya said he he can eat as much as he wants he cried as he was broke for a while he was lucky Tsunade loaned him cash.

Anko grinned " whatever brat I'm a kunoichi to , here let me help you to the village and I will help you clean up your little Accident you little potty pants and don't say you didn't wet yourself eathier it small but I can smell pee coming from you" she picked up the girl bridal style.

Tayuya squeaked as she felt herself picked up. She hadn't even known what was going on before she was stuck in Anko's arms. "Hey!" she growled, wriggling and trying to get down. "I didn't pee myself and I don't need to be carried. "I just tried a new jutsu and it exploded on me!" she whined as Anko's grip on her seemed to keep her suspended in the air. It seemed like Anko really didn't want to listen to her and she growled a bit at that thought.

"Well yes, that would be about right. I know you've performed the sexy jutsu multiple times but I'm looking for something a bit longer lasting and with easier upkeep. Almost like a binding spell for a disguise." she said cheerfully. "As for the bill well I've got a bit of cash tucked away so just try to help me figure out this jutsu and I'll see if I can't satisfy your cravings on my tab." she smiled.