The Incontinent Quest
 

An argonian battlemage who goes by the name of Pilus was studying magic in his basement, he was working on perfecting the power to summon his familair as he had a few baskets of the needed supplies to perfomr the spell as he sighed as he had tried it a few different times and it either just fizzled out and nothing happened, or it blewback and caused some damaged rocks and burn marks on the walls and floor as he sighed "Alright, one more try" he said as he shut his eyes and raised his staff as he focused and recited the incantation one more time

The spell was working, or at least it seemed to be. Not surprising, given previous results, so there was likely going to be an issue or two. Not perfect, but not terrible. Soon, the magic began to take form as the words were uttered. At first, the shape was pretty hard to make out beyond it being somewhat humanoid shaped. As time went on though, it began to become more unique and defined.

A thin body, similar to that of a woman, with somewhat broad thighs that connected to bird like legs. The arms formed more into that of wings as they grew outwards. The face was narrow and had solid white eyes, and it had hair that was somewhat long smooth looking. Its legs was covered in feathers, along with it arms, and they were a dark and dull blue, which did contrast quite a bit with its pale, almost gray skin.

The argonian concentrated his magic and watched as the creature took form as his eyes widened with a smile upon seeing his creation take form, it took him a moment to see it, but once he saw that he had summoned a harpy, he was quite surprised, as they were known as dangerous combatants both physically and magically, since they Harpy's had a history of good power with wind magic which could be used as an attack or self support in battle

Once she had seemed to be fully summoned, she had looked around for a moment. Then her eyes fell onto the battlemage and she tiled her head. "Are you the one who summoned me?" Kind of a dumb question, maybe, but maybe there was a reason for it. Also, she was talking without a mouth, impressive, probably.

He nodded at the question "Yes, I am the one who summoned you, My name is Pilus" he said with a smile as he leaned over and bowed to her, sticking his robe covered fanny up in the air a bit as if she looked she could see his cheeks were round and plump to look at

She had been looking him over, and perhaps ironically enough, the first thing she noticed was his rump. With something shaped like that, it would be pretty easy to mistake the argonian for a female. At least that is what the summon had thought anyways.

Giving a light nod, she said, "A pleasure to meet you, Pilus... You don't exactly have to show me that level of respect." Then she would add, "Oh, and you may call me Giuss."

He nodded as he stood up straight and adjusted his robe a bit "A pleasure to meet you Giuss, summong you took quite the effort" he said as he figured since the harpy was likely more powerful than him he needed to be respectful, lest he face her wrath, hence the phrase hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn, and all that

Giuss shook her head. "There's no need to put forth so much effort after you have summoned me." She said before she proceeded to walk around for a moment. "Now... I'm sure there's a reason for you summoning me. Mind telling me about it?" She asked as she examined one of the many objects on a nearby shelf.

most of the items on the shelves were jars of ingredients, like vampire's blood, butterfly wings, nirnroot's and the like "Well, I summoned you as I am trying to perfect some more magic before I begin my quest, as I have been tasked with finding an ancient artifact from old times" he said

"Ancient Artifact?" Giuss repeated in a tone that matched her sudden rise in interest. "Tell me more about this thing. I know for certain that I can help with finding relics." She said as she placed the item she was examining back on the shelf. "Assuming it isn't too... Difficult to obtain."