Chris Griffin's Embarrassment
 

Chris Griffin just arrived home from a long day of shopping with his family. He decided to unwind in his favorite way. He stripped, got a thick diaper on that had little animals on it, and slipped on a pair of plastic pants. Also he got into a blue onesie with the words "Little Dumper" on the front. He finished the look with a green pacifier and red booties. He began to pull out his block toys and play with them just as someone opened his bedroom door and walked in on him. He looked at them and blushed profusely.

Meg sighed in disappointment. Evey time they went shopping she never got anything. And every time she complained, she was always told the same thing: "Shut up Meg." She went inside what she thought was her room before realizing that the wall color wasn't right. She then noticed that her older brother, Chris was dressed in a blue onesie. She rubbed her eyes and blinked. "Chris?" she asked in confusion.

"Oh Meg!... Uh...i can explain?" He said. Quickly he covered himself with his blanket.

Meg looked at Chris and rolled her eyes. "This ought to be good," she said as she sat down on a nearby chair. Chris was dumber than Peter. Hearing him come up with an explanation would be hilarious.

Chris sighed as he looked up at his older sister. "Well, life is hard..and stressfull..i just needed a way to relax and nothing else was working so i tried age regression and it worked. Ive been an adult baby for a while now, i was just hoping no one would find out." He said. "Please dont tell mom and dad!" He pleaded.

(Meg is the younger sibling I believe.)


Meg then gave an evil smile at Chris. She put her hands on her hips as she walked slowly toward her brother. "Alright," she smirked. "I won't tell our parents, but you have to do something for me." Her smile just got even wider.

"Um...what do i have to do, Meg?" Chris asked, as he began to worry.

(I just checked, Meg is the oldest sibling.)

(My bad.)


Meg the put a nearby pacifier in Chri's mouth. "Well, Chris, no guy is every gonna want to date me, let alone marry me, so I figure I'll never have kids on my own. You're going to be my baby instead! How does that sound?"

Chris' cheeks turned cherry red as he suckled the pacifier. "I guess i can give that a try" he said.

"Great!" Meg stated as she tried to pick Chris up, and failed. Meg sighed, and then sat down on Chris's bed. "Now Chris," Meg said. "What do you do with all your dirty diapers? Even Peter would know they weren't just Stewie's."