Hanks X-baby experience
 

Jubilee was tired of Hank being in the mansion not taking things easy and a new place had popped up in town prartically over night that her supernatural/mystical/magical contacts mentioned is not your average store not only with the employees but the products even the average looking stuff deals in to a degree mystical matters but most of it was minor things to help 'littles' leading to Jubilee wanting to go and drag Hank along to get out of the mansion... The place is rather simple and unassuming in front but inside its as if you wanted into a store for babys and toddlers only sized up

Sometimes Jubilee was just too good at coaxing him to do things. Especially when she mentioned them getting something to eat afterwards. As they say, the way to a Beast's heart is trough his stomache. So he got dressed and went with Jubilee to this new shop that she seemed to be oddly curious about. Hank was surprised where Jubilee was taking him... wondering why she was taking him to a baby supply store. There wasn't any X-Babies at the moment after all. Though Hank did notice the 'Grand Opening' signs and figured Jubilee just oddly wanted to look around at things.

"Picking yourself up something pretty?" Hank wondered... holding up the pink ruffled dress and grinning deviously. "I think you're a bit big for it. But it would make an excellent X-Men Uniform for you." Hank was playfully teasing Jubilee a bit, looking around the shop with a soft blush hidden mostly behind his furry features. Of course, Hank had no idea that Jubilee was hoping that he'd find something appealingly babyish. Hank following Jubilee around the store and checking out a few things here and there. "Not very busy tonight." Hank noted as he looked around the shop.

The the deeper they went in the store the clear Hank will see its not just for babys but all ages … As one thing Hank still hasn't seemed to grasp or be that aware of it at all is the AB/DL and 'Cub' culture despite him being aware of the less innocent based things people are into … Still Hanks Teasing came before all that matter ''Don't you go getting any ideals furball to tell Storm or worse Mystique such a thought … You know how Storm is care happy and Mystique has went baby crazy lately''Jubilee reacted at first before she seen something she held up to Hank to tease him''Oh don't these just bring back memory's of your days back at the farm ? You'd look like the proper country bumkin you are'' Jubilee was holding up a pair of bibbed overhalls for baby boys that have sesame street she was teasing Hank as she is well aware of how Hank seems to almost desire he came from a place of high society like Emma Frost had... Not like Hank hates how he grew up be Hank seems to have a taste for High Society life .. So Jubilee was pushing some of Hanks buttons … Not to be mean but friends teasing friends matter as Hank and her is close enough they can tease each other in ways only close friends can that would bother anyone not that close...

Still as they went in deeper Jubilee was seeing the thjings catching Hanks eyes seem to be things bringing memory's to him and a rush of nostalgia or atleast familiarity in themes and looks that's when a distracted Hank would be approached by someone smelling of Vampirism to Hanks sense of smell and the slow almost nonexistent heartbeat helped keep the being from being noticed '' How may I help you ?''the person has a Transylvania accent despite being nowhere close and has a workers uniform on … Though Hank should be aware by now that there is good and bad vampires especially sense at one time Jubilee had vampirism and had for awhile joined a group of bloodsuckers that taught her to control her vampirette instincts and feed from animals when she was a vampirette

Beast smirked just a bit at Jubilee... waggling his brows as he teased her playfully about the pink frilly little girl's dress. Eventually putting it back on the rack that he picked it up from as he moved to follow Jubilee deeper into the store. He was surprised at the information about Mystique being baby crazy. "Mmm... Mystique. She can be my mommy anytime." Hank joked... as he did actually have some attraction to Mystique. And was rather fond of her powerset of changing forms. Though he didn't wanna weird Jubilee out with his rather adult thoughts related to Raven Darkholme.

Hank blinked in surprise at the bibbed overalls... them looking awful familiar to a pair he wore back in the day. Hank even noticing the snap crotch to them, remembering what it was like when he used to wear diapers. Getting his pants changed in the time before he struggled so hard to be mature and potty train. Hank jumped a bit at the person coming up behind him as he'd been lost in thought. Though he was aware enough not to fear the seemingly 'Good' Vampire. "Oh, hello." Hank cleared his throat some and smiled. "Just looking around I think. Unless you have a spare Mystique."

''Of course Sir we have plenty of Mystique in this store more then enough to spare …if you would care to follow me you may find something more befitting you and have the veil of Mystique you are after'' The Vampire stated having misunderstood Hanks use of the word Mystique he meant in the sense of a code name and not as the literal meaning of word Mystique that being an air of secrecy surrounding a particular activity or subject that makes it impressive or baffling to those without specialized knowledge.. Still he was waiting for a reply ready to show Hank to the location in the store he was talking about

Beast can't help but chuckle at the obvious misunderstanding. "No, no, no. Mystique is the codename of a fellow mutant. A rather attractive blue woman who has shapeshifting abilities. She can turn into anyone... male or female. Kind of exciting." Hank glanced at Jubilee and blushed as he'd never really made his fondness for Mystique known. But when she can turn into whatever you desire it's kind of an exciting prospect. Especially if you're into guys as well as gals. "Sorry for the confusion, Mr....?" Hank asked.

"Rather interesting shop you run here." Hank gestures to the overalls that Jubilee was holding up behind him. "I actually used to have a pair exactly like that when I was little." Hank blushed a bit as it wasn't the first item he's noticed that seemed familiar. "Always had a fondness for Sesame Street. No wonder I grew up into a Muppet." Hank did look a bit like Cookie Monster after all. Though his vice of choice was Twinkies rather than cookies. "Though now I'm rather curious about what you're talking about."

''Ah you must mean Raven Darkholme...'' the Vampire offered as he frowned abit '' I recall meeting her during the days your kind was commonly seen as being products of deals with the devil,half demons ,dark arts or the currently newest version of God punishing the parents of those with great sin...'' The Vampire thought back to those days abit'' Rather ironic when the real monsters are those who do wicked deeds in the name of who or what they see as a holy being or what is see to them as right'' The Vampire shooh his head a moment'' Please forgive me I have been around a long time and am prone to reflect on human affairs''

''My name is Vlad Țepeș … though you may know me better as the modern title you humans have given me as 'Dracula ' '' Of course this age old Vampire would take to working wherever he could to have modern money for things and to interact with others that aren't vampires.. Though he started to laugh at the ideal he opened this shop or runs it'' Oh no Mr. McCoy I have not ran a business for a very long time for how you humans have increasingly made it difficult to exist in the legal system without questions one can't easily answer being brought up.''

Vlad sighed as he turned'' Who runs this place well your scientific mind will likely not believe even when meeting her '' Vlad blinked at the Muppet matter'' Oh yes you are one of the last generation from when childs entertainment on that box of fantasy wasn't made mostly up of mind rotting garbage like it is today... '' Vlad commented while leading Hank away from Jubilee to a back room where littles and Cubs are shopping aswell as some in their little space … With a woman who has a tag proclaiming she is the owner of the place looks younger then Jubilee

Beast sheepishly nods to the curious vampire, rubbing the back of his blue-furred head a bit in embaressment. "Yeah, I guess she wouldn't be interested in a young fellow like me." Hank chuckles softly. But then outside of folks like Sabretooth or Wolverine... there were few close to Mystique's age. Hank chuckles softly as the vampire apologies for his stroll down memory lane. Reaching out and putting his hand on the bloodsucker's shoulder and patted it softly in support and squeezed. Beast did a double take though as the man announced himself as Vlad Tepes. "Dracula?"

Hank swallowed heavily and took a nervous step back from the ma towards Jubilee, a bit nervous despite not feeling or recognizing any threat from the man. Though he does raise a brow some as Vlad confirms that he doesn't own the place simply works here. "Really? I mean it was hard enough to think of Dracula running a shop selling Diapers. But just working at a shop like this.... even harder to fathom. Does someone have something on you?" Hank really wasn't sure how to take this information though once it was clear Dracula was no threat he resumed following him to the back.

Beast did yet another double take at all the Littles and Cubs... seeing them shopping rather than with parents who were shopping. Hank fidgeted a bit, glancing back where they'd left Jubilee for now... wondering if she'd be rejoining them. He stammered just a bit unsure what to say... glancing down when he was getting his legs hugged by one of the cubs, who then tried to grab his hand and tug him towards the other littles and cubs. "Vlad?" Hank asked, glancing to the Vampire for aid. And then offering a 'Help Me?' sort of look towards the apparently youthful owner.

''Oh I wouldn't count on that Mr McCoy she is still mortal just with a long life span... She is bound to find those much younger then her attractive as a point age of others no longer seems relevant to those of ages very few can reach ...Much like how those with what you call Vampirish have been smitten with humans and had children together producing out of the union what some would call a Dhampir... Much like one of my children Alucard is or was a Dhampir before you ask the was is do to we almost never was on good terms so I am unaware if he is dead or not ''Vlad offered to comfort Hank thinking he might have feeling for the Blu skinned woman we often just makes it seem like she has clothes on

''If you must address me as something other than my given name ... I would much rather you address me as Dracul... And yes Mr. McCoy I know the modern meaning of it is 'the devil' but in my time as a human it meant 'the Dragon' '' Vlad offered his option and explained the matter incase Hank wasn't aware of the old meaning as it'd be easy to learn the modern meaning of words and not be aware of the old meanings

''People do have things on me... most of which are dead and just are spirits or demons now … Though your friend Jubilation Lee has it where I owe her afew favors... But this Job is not from anyone holding anything over me or favors I owe them being repaid.. I just crave interaction and I need modern currency for things'' Vlad explains his place in this situation

''You are on your own Mr. McCoy'' Vlad spoke clear on what Hank wanted '' You see the owner Mr. McCoy she is more then she seems .''


The owner was having some icecream swinging her legs on a chair and smiled seeing McCoy''Well well its about time we meet each other Henry McCoy I can smell your bottled up youthful side...'' The Owner spoke serious

Beast certainly did... though it was unlikely to go anywhere. As Mystique was kind of a daring twisted individual and Hank was a bit of a good boy. Though he certainly had a hard time not thinking of Mystique being his 'Mommy' now that he'd jokingly said it. Now he was even picturing himself as a 'Cub' in the Overalls Jubilee showed him, with Mystique towering over him and unsnapping the overalls crotch to change him. Hank snapped out of it with a gasp as it seemed so real and looked over at Dracula. "Well, mutation is rather quirky in how it'll manifest in different people." Hank explained.

Beast perked a brow at Dracula though as he was being led away into this area of the store. Wondering if Vlad's comment was a warning or not for the person he was about to be dealing with. He'd already seen various things in the shop that reminded him of his long forgotten childhood. The one that had been fleeting and Hank's current midlife crisis had developed a bit of a nostalgia for. Hank blinked though at the owner who was having ice cream, cocking his head a bit at her. "Well... I don't know who you've been talking to. But as you can see... I'm a big boy. Undies and all." Hank smiled playfully.