Naruto's Prank[private w/ shotytime]
 

Kakashi Hatake was finally done testing out his genin yesterday, and now he was back to the classroom, where Naruto had asked him for "extra help". He figured the brat was just going to prank him, but didn't keep his guard up, assuming it'd be something so juvenile that he'd have no problem avoiding it. Little did he know that this was different...

Naruto giggled in fiendish delight. The blond ninja had gotten more powerful since training with Jiraiya sensei and had been tenacious enough to learn one of his most horrifying jutsu. "SUPRISE, RULE YOUR WORLD JUTSU" Naruto rammed his fingers up Kakashi's bum, similar in technique to his master's own thousand years of pain Jutsu.

What only Naruto knew was that this Jutsu was different. Naruto drained almost his entire bodies chakra as he pushed it into Kakashi. The energy flashed green for a bit before coating Kakashi's thread in the fabric of reality, a thread that naruto was now the complete master of. "Ha got ya Kakashi chan okay now you seek and i'll hide" he mustered a giggle as he began to breath heavy.

Kakashi wobbled slightly, caught off-guard by the fingers rammed up his butt. This, he had not come to realize, wasn't a normal pranking jutsu; the fabric of reality shifted. His image-jounin, an adult, mature and powerful despite his lackadaisical demeanor-changed.

If anyone dared besides Naruto look at him now, they wouldn't see an adult, they'd see a wobbling, unsteady little baby trying to play ninja. "You-Naruto, I'll make sure you're punished for this." He growled in a voice he didn't know sounded babyish and whiny, storming away to see Iruka-sensei and inform him of the genin's behavior, unaware of how much his image had been altered in the eyes of everyone else.

Iruka sensei rolled his eyes as he saw a familiar figure toddle toward him "hey little guy you want ups" he cooed happyly as he stretched his arms out with a wide grin on his face. The "baby" infront of him may have been a handful, but sensei knew just how to pacify him.

Mean while Naruto smiled bracing himself against the door frame. This would be the first in the montage of demeaning scenarios he had planned for his sensei "sorry we were playing hide and seek and he got away from me ..... kids full of energy"

What?! Kakashi gaped at Iruka, before shaking his head. The man cooed at him like he was talking to a baby, making him scowl. "Iruka. I'm not a baby, I'm a grown man and a jounin. Stop fooling around." He snapped, folding his arms, convinced this was some kind of elaborate joke. "And Naruto, don't encourage him! We weren't playing, I'm a ninja."

"Some day kiddo some day" Naruto chuckled. The blonde boy feeling a bit stamina return to hi.m snapped his fingers and grinned as Kakashi's head band dissappeared

"Awwww someone is mr kranky pants oooohhhhh" Iruka picked the grown Jonin up with ease and hoisted him into the air "WHHHOOOO HAPPY BABY" "WEEEEEE WHO'S A HAPPY BABY" he cooed as he lifted and dropped the grown man.

Kakashi shifted, a blush coloring his face as Iruka cooed and picked him up, talking about what a cranky-pants he was. "I'm not a baby!" He repeated, flushing deeper when the man tossed him up and down with inhuman strength, continuing to baby-talk him like he was too stupid to understand what was happening.

"Naruto, I told you before to stop making Iruka behave like this! This dumb prank has gone too far!" Kakashi whined, not realizing that, because Iruka was holding him, he'd likely feel that the "baby" wasn't wearing protection. He saw he wasn’t wearing his headband anymore and squirmed, trying to get out of Iruka’s grip. “Give me my headband back and make this stop now!”

Iruka's expression shifted "and just WHERE are you toddler pants mister" Iruka gazed at Kakashi with a stern expression and slapped his bottom

Naruto grinned as it was show time "AAHHHHHHH i tried to help him to the potty but before I knew it BOO BOOM a great big stinking load in his trainers" he patted Kakashi's butt "then he tried to escape and that's when our little "game" began"

Iruka gasped "r-really aaahhh but he was doing so good in his potty training" Iruka patted Kakashi's head

Kakashi had experienced many things, but Iruka spanking his bottom and demanding to know where his "toddler pants" were in a voice usually reserved for misbehaving children was a first. The man was younger than him, which made it even more humiliating when he acted like he was a stupid child.

Naruto was clearly going along with this charade, mentioning that he made a stinky mess in his trousers as though that had actually happened. Kakashi glowered at the boy before trying to explain, "No, I didn't! I'm potty trained and a grown man, I wouldn't mess myself, he's obviously lying to you!" He tried to form the hand-seals he hoped would get him out of this mess, which he assumed was an elaborate genjutsu, "Kai!" but nothing seemed to happen.

Iruka nuzzled Kakashi close "I know kiddo I know it can be hard but lieings no good Naruto is just trying to help" he set Kakashi on his feet holding his hand. "How bout we go potty now and we won't have to tell mama tsun tusn about your little stinker" he winked