Diapered Space Captain
 

Natalie was so excited to be on board a real life space craft! It looked just like it would in a sci fi kovie! She boarded it with excitement, happy to be apart of the crew. “Alright, first the captain wanted to see me…” She said to herself as she looked for the captains room.

Captain Amelia Axtron was busy filling out paperwork in her office. She was a human/alien hybrid with green skin, hair with a darker green color, and a pair of black horns coming out of her head.

Natalie came in as she noticed the door before it slid open. “Groovy.” She said as she walked in. “Hey. I mean- Sir! I mean Mam! Reporting for Duty Mam!” She said as she stood and saluted.

"Please, just call me Captain, Lieutenant Natalie." Amelia said calmly as she got up from her desk, accompanied by a slight crinkling sound.

Natalie sighed as she relaxed. “Okay Captain.” She said as she noticed the crinkling sound. “Um, permission to speak freely?”

"Granted." Amelia replied. She had a feeling she knew what Lieutenant Natalie was going to ask.

“What’s that crinking sound?” She asked as she wondered where it came from.

"It's my diaper." Amelia answered rather bluntly.

“……I’m sorry, what?!” She asked in shocked as she backed away a step in shock.

"It's my diaper, Lieutenant." Amelia repeated as she walked over to Natalie. "Have you ever heard of the Haosians?"