Lightning Strikes Twice (private)
 

The members of Organization XIII sat apon their thrones, all called for another meeting to discuss ideas to finally posess a pure heart to speed up the process on Kingdom Hearts, as the have for the past month.
"Meeting is now in session." Xemnas announced. "Speak of ideas to obtain a pure heart only. Nothing else."
Demyx then shot up his arm. "Oh! Oh! I think..."
"No, you don't think Dem." Xigbar had interupted, making a few members snicker.
"Seriousness, everyone." Xemnas warned them all.

"Call me crazy, but what if we just got all those Princesses that are supposed to have pure hearts? It's not like kidnappin' 'em would be hard." Larxene said, slouching in her seat and curling a bit of hair around her finger.

"It's an idea, but it would take too long to collect them, and time is not something we have." Xemnas said. "We need an idea that will get us one ASAP."
"Wait just a second." Vexen then said. "We may not be able to get a princess of heart in a matter of minutes, but we DO have a Nobody of one."

"So we put Namine in a room with Vexen's chemistry kit and hope magic happens? No offense, but I wouldn't trust Vexen's lab to make water into steam." Larxene said nastily, smirking at Vexen.

"Excuse you, but I happen to be a fine scientist!" Vexen hissed, taken offense to Larxene's comment. "Now, a heart can't be born unless a child is first, am I correct? So if someone had though they were a child, a fresh heart may take the old ones place. However, if we would do such a thing to Namine, a pure heart may fill her empty chest, being she is a Nobody who has one. If we would do this, it may be only less than a day or so until a pure heart is finally ours."

"...Wait, could you start over with that one? I lost you at the point where you were being very stupid." Larxene said.

Vexen sighed. "Allow me to dumb it down for all of you: we make Namine think she's a child somehow, which will probably make a pure heart appear. Can I get it any dumber than that?"

"That's stupid and you're stupid. Minds don't make hearts appear." Larxene said childishly.

"What would you know of such a manner!?" Vexen shouted, now getting fustrated. "And even so, how would we know if we never try?"
"I say ol' Freezerhead's got a point." Lexaeus said, putting a hand on his chin. "I'm pretty sure he knows what he's talking about. I mean, who else could solve the property of matter in his sleep?"

"This is again working on the dangerous assumption that Vexen knows what he's doing." Larxene said, getting in more than her usual amount of pressing Vexen's buttons for the day.