Buzzer moaned and clutched his bloated stomach. "This is so stupid," he said. "Why are ponies always in constant pain? I was hungry, so I ate. And now I just hurt in different ways. Who would ever want to impersonate a pony?" He felt drowsy, the way changelings usually did when it was cold. But he didn't feel cold. He felt... heavy, like his head and his eyelids were heavier than normal. His belly still hurt. "This is so stupid," he said. "Having a pony body sucks."
What did they do next? "I have no clue," he said. "What do ponies usually do when the sun goes away?"
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