"Princesses aren't supposed to be poopypants," said Puddinghead as she pulled open the back of Tia's wasteband. "But you certainly are one, peeyew. You know you're supposed to find someone to change you, Princess. What if one of the dignitaries had to smell how much of a poopy pants you are?" She picked Tia up. "We need to get you changed, pronto!"
|