[Sarvan]

Dark Pit's brain was too fried to even understand what Pit was saying to him, as the dark angel replied while drooling from his mouth and with his head swaying back and forth: "Duh! My name's Pitoo, not Dak Pit! Big meanie! Big meanie!", the tongue hanging from his mouth turning every word into a sluggish sound. When Pit started walking towards the other contestants, Dark Pit turned the other way instead and, tottering around, said: "Yay! New friends! New friends!". Because of that, he didn't notice Pit accidentally knocking down the light pole, not that in his current state he could've done it even if he was facing the other way.

With his head being slammed once again, and then many times in succession, Dark Pit experienced a curious phenomenon with one hit fixing his dopey head, bringing him back to his senses, and the next one turning him into a loony fool! What followed every single time his skull was crushed, besides a fart, was an interesting speech:

*BAM!*"Gah! You idiot! I swear-"
*BAM!*"I luv you, Pit! Wanna-"
*BAM!*"Gah! I will punch your-"
*BAM!*"Your pwetty face! Gimme a-"

Before Dark Pit could continue on, the pole had hammered him into the ground! His head was completely buried under the pole and, for the time being, only faint noises were coming from beneath it. Very angry noises.

"It seems there are people as loud as Bakugo, here. That's quite a surprise" Todoroki remarked while watching Natsu and Goten, not noticing the approaching Kaminari who knocked him right against Jaden. The hero student was hit in his guts by the edge of the other's Duel Disk which, surprisingly sturdy, not only made him whine in pain but even turned on, hitting him right under the chin when the top part extended up! "Ugh!" Todoroki cried, falling back on his feet and holding his chin.

"Not that you'd have any chances with them, especially looking like a clown!" Kiba laughed at Kaminari's ridiculous attire, with his already questionable fashion choices being topped by Sabo's oversized hat. He bumped his shoulder against the blond teen and remarked: "Besides, do you even know what this place is? If you're looking for a brothel or something, then I have bad news for you! Ahahahahah!", walking off laughing.

"Hey you!" Natsu yelled at Boruto with a friendly smile, "Why are you looking so grumpy? Your friend over there is laughing! Is everything ok?", patting the smaller boy's head a couple of times. Personal space and tact were big unknows for Natsu, of course. He was even followed by Goten who, cheerful as ever, raised his hand at Boruto: "Wanna be friends together? You look pretty strong!".

Sora simply looked at Trunks with the most sweet and innocent smile possible and, rolling his possessed toy like a gun with his fingers, replied: "Don't worry, I won't do prank you again...", only for his smile to turn into a hideous grin and his look into a mocking one: "... if you stay out of my hunting games, you little and pathetic brat!". Not that Sora was much older, or taller for that matter, but his pride as the best duelist-soldier of his class was making him look down at the Saiyan. He even bit his lollipop, crushing it with his teeth, and threw the stick directly at Trunk's forehead!

Killua didn't even bother with the guys around him and, taking a deep breath, he simply said: "We're more than capable to handle everything, no matter how dangerous. We're pros, unlike these jokers!", only for his voice to be covered by nearing scream, "And now what?". Unfortunately for Killua, turning around to face the source of that noise proved to be a mistake when Ash, trying to not land face-first on the ground, tried grabbing at him for support only to pantsing him at the end! When Killua realized not only somebody had exposed his purple Powerpuff Girls underoos but had done it right next to Gon, he blushed and let out a high-pitched scream, not unlike Trunks', and immediately hurried to pull them back: "Y-you bastard! I'm going to...!".

The boy didn't finish his sentence because Bakugo's foot kindly met his purple butt. The explosive teen sent Killua flying away with a kick, yelling: "Stop screaming like a fucking girl! You're a nuisance!" as a screaming Killua smashed his head directly against the walkaway: "YAARGH!", his pupils turning into stars as he slid down completely silent, with his butt sticking up.

Pride simply looked at those scenes and covered his face with one hand, feeling so annoyed by those guys and their patheticness. When Pit arrived and greeted them, he still listened to him like a good kid before, noticing the aura of pure annoyance coming from the light pole ahead of them, raising his hand and asking: "Should we help him then?".

"Nice to meet you, Pit! We're honoured you invited all of us here!" Sabo remarked next to Luffy. Unlike his little brother, he at least wanted to greet properly the game staff, despite the angel boy standing in front of him being way smaller than him. Listening to Pit and Tanjiro, Sabo couldn't help but to smile a little and, grabbing Luffy by his head, he gave him a little noogie: "Head that, Luffy? Better start working out, they've named this competition after you already!".