[shotytime]

As soon as His beloved mommy was out of view Naruto snickered as he sprang into action. Rearing upward he did his best to ignore the gut wrenching pain in his abdomen. "Hehehe time to put operation BIG BOI into action. he slowly undid the latch of his crib. An action he KNEW would result in having to sleep with mittens on for the next few months, but it was an investment in his future. "I gots ta make potty today, once mommy sees me potty she'll have to let me wear big boy pants to da party. Den all da oder ninja will realize I'm a big boy ninja too ....." He inched like a worm out the door. Walking was hard enough for him, but all the mess being held inside him, and the pain it caused made the action impossible. So he simply scooted on his belly through the hall. "Ughhckk ahhh why does potty gotta HURT so much!" He made it to the door to twist the knob propping himself up he attempted to pull on the knob with all his might. "Uuuggnnghhh no no no WHY IS IT LOCKED it's not supposed to be-" a wretched PLRBBLFRBLART cut through the air as Naruto feel back on his messy bottom. "NOT FAAAAIIIIRRR"

Mikoto ruffled her son's hair smiling. At least for her, he was always such a polite little angel. "Well if you must know I hVe to babysit that Uzamaki boy tonight. I'm sorry hun, I know it's your special day and all but, that boy can be such a handful. Mommy really has to cut and run after the ceremony. You'll be fine at the house until I get back right?"