[shotytime]

"Buhhhttt Daddy. I'm possed to be a BIG BOY IN COLLAA COOLE, IN BIG BOY SCHOOL!" the new Matthew wasn't exactly competent. A life time of being coddled by his father meant he had very little to do for himself "IS NUT FAIR!! MY FRIENDS ARE ALL READY BIG BOIS"

then the little troll came by. Due to her messing with him "Matty" still didn't like his sister very much. "LIAR you locked the bathroom! Nnrrgghhh nrrghhh" Matty searched his new brain for what to do about Jessica. His new history told him one thing 'daddy fixes everything.' "DAAADDDDYYYY JESSY IS BEING MEEEAAANNNN TO ME!!!"

Lynda put a hand on Harold's shoulder. "Hunny he's not going to stop, your going to have to tell him how you REALLY feel about when he trys to act like a boy. I know you don't like to put your foot down. But if you lay down the law he might finally get it."