[shotytime]

Itachi watched Sasuke like a hawk from the rooftops "he saw Sasuke stop several times to consider an alternate path "don't do it you little brat" he mumbled to himself. Some of the alternate paths were dangerous sure, but most of them were dummy paths. Meant to teach bad baby Shinobi a lesson, the summy paths had plants whose pollen had one of a variety of humiliating effects. Some dummy paths would temporarily kill any motor skills the little had, others would relax the bowel muscles. Some still would numb the tounge forcing them into baby babble. Itachi watched his brother briefly consider a dummy path and bit his lip. "Don't you dare" he whispered to himself.

"Buht ..... buht BUUHHTTT NNNOOOOO" Naruto began to sob as the dam burst before reaching the bathroom. "Nnnooo daddy i apposed to be a big booyyyy!" Naruto snuggled into his dads neck crying bitter tears as the front of his diaper began to swell like a ballon.