Alvin and the Chipmunks: Still Standing Tall (with Sonicmixer)

[SDCharm]

Alvin rolled over and groaned. "Wh... whazzat?"

"Do your worst~!" Theodore snarled.

"Wait. Is that the police? What's going on? Why would they show up here at an abandoned toy-store?" Alvin shot up and rubbed his head.

"RRAAAARRR!" Theodore began to run forward before Alvin grabbed his leg. Theo tripped and face planted the floor, unconscious.

"Whoa. He may have been super stoked to fight but he's really weak..." Alvin muttered.

[sonicmixer]

Simon blinked woozily as he looked around. "I'm not entirely sure about this.. but perhaps this place wasn't abandoned in the first place.." He winced. "Which I imagine will not serve as a viable excuse with the police.."

[SDCharm]

"Yeah but we're kids. And famous. They're not gonna arrest us." Alvin said.

10 seconds later.

"It was a fluke! I WAS FRAMED! I was holding it for a friend!" Alvin screamed as he was being handcuffed over the hood of the police car still in his little tu-tu.

"What's going on!? What happened?! I can't be arrested today! Tomorrow's Sunday and I take Sunday Breakfast very seriously!" Theodore said as he was pushed into the back seat.

[sonicmixer]

Simon groaned. "I swear there's a rational explanation for this." He didn't struggle much, knowing that it was pointless to do so.

"Yeah yeah we got the idea missy. You got high off your ass and decided to have a little fun. I know the story." The cop said without much sympathy as he closed the door.

[SDCharm]

"NO! I'm a kid! A kid! And super famous!" Alvin screamed and kicked.

Theodore whined as he sat in the back-seat. "I'm sure they'll give us an explanation for why we're being taken in like this soon. Just relax for now Alvin."

"Grrrr~!" Alvin snarled.

[sonicmixer]

Soon enough the three boys were taken to the police station, where their fingerprints were taken (at least as much as they could get considering they had fur covering their tips) and afterwords they were placed in a big old cell, still dressed in their ridiculous costumes.

[SDCharm]

"... Apparently they're gonna send someone to talk to us and explain what we did wrong..." Theodore said.

"I don't care about that right now..." Alvin said groaning. "I gotta use the bathroom." He was squirming with his legs crossed in a tutu.

[sonicmixer]

(Ooh, I have a neat little idea for part of a plot later. Not sure if I should discuss it with you first or just spring it when I have the chance.)

A woman wearing a suit came in, with an annoyed look on her face. "Alright ladies, we have you on accounts of breaking and entering a condemned building, disturbing the peace, and countless acts of destruction. How do you plead?"

[SDCharm]

(Do whatever you so desire.)

"GUILTY!" Alvin shouted.

"ALVIN!" Theodore screamed.

"It's reverse psychology Theo-DOGH!" Alvin's eyes bugged out when Theodore suddenly put him into a headlock.

"NO IT ISN'T! SHUT UP!!" Theodore growled, rather uncharacteristically angry with his brother.

"ACK! C-Can't... can't... bre---!!!" Alvin flailed about.

[sonicmixer]

(lets hope it works out when it happens.)

The woman sighed. This was going to be a long night.

"We can explain the situation." Simon said nervously. "But its rather complicated. You see my brother has played horribly painful and humiliating pranks on me time and time again so I decided that it was time for a little payback.. unfortunately he decided to switch things up on me, subsequently forcing me to go crazy due to hypnosis and thus sending me on a rampage where they followed me and we ended up in a toy store."

"...Well that's a bit of a new one. Not by much, but somewhat." She looked the three over and blinked in suprise. "Hey aren't you guys the Chipettes? My daughters love you!"

"Uhh.." Simon blushed a bit. "Actually we're the Chipmunks. We aren't girls."

"Oh." The woman wrote something down. "Gonna have to add indecent exposure then. Too bad. Was gonna ask you to preform at their birthday party next week in exchange for getting you out on bail."