BDT: Big Diaper Theory (private)

[kfire]

Penny nods her agreement as they get in the car. "That sounds good...I could definitely go for a bit of a pick-me-up." She is entirely oblivious as Matt slips the diaper into her purse.

Arriving at the movie theatre, she lets Matt buy the tickets as she hovers close by. As they head in, the ticket-taker stops Penny, sweetly saying, "If you'll give me a moment, ma'am, I have to check all bags coming in." Penny nods and hands the pretty young girl her purse. As the girl opens it up, her eyes and Penny's are immediately drawn to the now obvious diaper. Penny's face turns bright red as she tries to seize her purse back. "I-I, um, need my purse. Th-that's not mine." She says defensively.

[kakarot]

(like that would ever happen...)

Matt raised a brow at the lady. "Excuse me what authority do you have to check bags?" he questions ignoring what was found so that they could just move on. "Why don't you go around frisking people? I could fit more in my pocket than she could in her purse" he reasons

[kfire]

(I've had my purse searched at the theatre a few times before. And my coat once. I guess it was right after that big shooting in Colorado, though.)

The girl stammers, obviously flustered and not sure how to respond to Matt. Taking advantage of it, Penny and Matt slip past and off towards the theatre. Penny shoots Matt a glare. "Thanks for putting THAT in there, jerk."

[kakarot]

(That's ridiculous. There are some theaters that are just ridiculous. We had one theater, decently clean, had games, cheap snacks popcorn, easy lines, easy location and parking, good times, great price, and they were completely relaxed. If you had to use the bathroom and already paid they weren't like SHOW ME YOUR TICKET!!!!!!, they were cool about it. They were also friendly about stuff. Then some douche's took over and put up ropes to even get inside, like if you prebought tickets you could just go in and pick em up at a kiosk etc, but you couldn't even go in to use the bathroom or anything without getting a movie ticket. Then every 2 minutes and every screen ad said "don't use your phone, don't use your phone, if you use your phone you'll be escorted out". Which is dumb because I take notes on my phone to remember funny stuff, or a scene that was awesome, or to play games if the movie sucks. But I've never had a bag check issue)

"I didn't think the lady would check your dang purse Penny, and sorry for taking precautions. I don't have a bag to carry it in" he explains. "At least not one you'd like to be seen with" he explains.

[kfire]

Penny rolls her eyes. "I keep trying to tell you: they're not precautions I need. It's just embarrassing. I mean, I haven't been wearing a...you know...since the restaurant and I'm just fine! I made it back at the restaurant, too, you know."

[kakarot]

"Yeah let's think of the countless times where I had to escort you to a bathroom before or after you had peed yourself. I think I'm going to get you drunk tonight at a bar, that way you won't be so whiny" he snaps.

[kfire]

"Please do, maybe you'll be less of a jerk." She snapped. "I guess that means you'll need this, though," she continued as she pulled the diaper from her purse and threw it at Matt before storming into the theatre.

[kakarot]

"I've not been a jerk at any time but you've been a bit......" he says then catches the diaper and walks up behind her and stuff it down the back of her skirt and underwear. "You need this more than I do" he says and goes to the snack counter.