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**sonicmixer** · February 19th, 14, 03:55 PM

It had all started out as a simple job. Nothing more. Sly was just going to go in and try to stop the manufacturing going on in a factory of a certain popular baby doll, which in this case, just so happened to be a front for a super criminal named The Stork. A ruthless criminal who for some reason had always had a fascination with babies, a subject which he centered most of his crimes around. In this case, The Stork was smuggling jewels around in the dolls. And it was up to Sly and his gang to shut him down.

(Ok it's not a very good opening, but in my defense, I was rushing.)

**kakarot** · February 19th, 14, 04:09 PM

(It's okay, you didn't have to rush sweetie)

The stork puffed away at a cigar while wearing only a blue vest and a backwards blue cap. He watched the baby bear dolls ship into small helicopters that would fly away to other criminals and dealers that allowed him to have guns and weapons for robberies to get these jewels. He kept looking over his shoulder though, as if expecting a sly raccoon.

**sonicmixer** · February 22nd, 14, 01:49 AM

From the vents, Sly intently watched the cigar smoking stork, waiting for the perfect moment to go down and find the right spot to plant the explosives he had brought with him.

**kakarot** · February 22nd, 14, 05:53 AM

The stork ran out of guns to pack so he left the room to get another crate of guns that he could continue stuffing the animals to ship them out.

**sonicmixer** · February 22nd, 14, 05:59 AM

Sly smirked as he jumped from his perch, slowing his descent with his parachute, and proceeded to plant the explosives all around the room and onto the boxes. This guy wouldn't know what hit him.

**kakarot** · February 22nd, 14, 06:03 AM

The stork maid an audible moan as he walked back into the room, having forgot his keys to his vault where the weapons were and as he walked in, he saw Sly and hit a button on the wall as he entered. Suddenly the lights in the room turned red and 4 robot hands shot out at Sly.

**sonicmixer** · February 22nd, 14, 06:13 AM

Sly yelped as he found himself suddenly taken by the arms before he could even attempt to get away. Maybe this stork guy wasn't as as dumb as he thought.

**kakarot** · February 22nd, 14, 06:18 AM

The hands lifted the raccoon into the air and one hand at a time removed his clothing while the other hands held him. Then it laid him on a conveyor belt, then the belt moved down and the raccoon was moved to the diapering area where he was powdered, his tail fed through a thick diaper, somehow the machine new to up the size appropriately, and the diaper was pulled up between his legs, and the tabs folded around the sides before three clear tapes secured snugly.

"Heh baby raccoon is going to be out of my feathers very soon" he says.

**sonicmixer** · February 22nd, 14, 06:20 AM

Sly blushed madly as he tried his best to pull the diaper off, finding absolutely no success whatsoever. "Ah come on man, I think your going just a tad bit overboard here!"

**kakarot** · February 22nd, 14, 06:33 AM

"Heh I think it's just what was needed". The diaper tapes were made with a special glue to ensure that the weapons wouldn't simply poke out of the stuffed animals and fall through. "Ta ta Cooper" he said as the belt shipped the raccoon into a bag that a helicopter carried off far away.

Matt walked outside in a black shirt and blue jeans and stretched his arms as he went to check the mail at his mail box. He certainly wasn't expecting anything this late at night and simply had forgotten to check the mail earlier in the day. Though the helicopter flew over his street and dropped the raccoon with a full diaper bag.