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**Sami-Chan** · February 14th, 11, 11:29 PM

"Didn't you read the other post, moron?" Sami-chan asked, pouting and crossing her arms. "I just kicked SEBG's ass, not kill him, and he stole the tea set of Ursulon, not me. But if this is part of the story, then oh well. And you can tuck youself in, cuz I'm being a bitch. It's that time of month again."

**Birfdaykakes** · February 14th, 11, 11:49 PM

"Unfortunately, SEBG has already died of complications, since he was no longer important to the plot, which is entirely your fault. And as for the tea set," Erin pointed to the open closet door, "If you didn't steal it, what's it doing in your closet?" She snuggled down into the bed, closing her eyes, "Just face it," she said, "You're no match for my elite detective skills."

**Sami-Chan** · February 14th, 11, 11:57 PM

"I guess I'm not, since I have no clue how to escape, since I'm as dumb as a blonde, even though I'm actually a brunette." Sami-chan said, sighing in defeat since she could think of what else to type to defend herself.

**Birfdaykakes** · February 15th, 11, 01:59 AM

At this moment, or possibly after another short time-skip, Erin's goons arrived, busting down the door, even though it was unlocked. As expected, they were all gigantic stereotypical black guys with equally gigantic an stereotypical afros.
"Freeze, mothafucka!" the lead goon shouted.

**Sami-Chan** · February 15th, 11, 02:14 AM

"Is it me, or is this a De Ja Vue moment?" Sami-chan asked, then looked at Erin. "And when's Birfdaykakes, someone I think I'll met later, coming in? I mean this RP is named after us."

**Birfdaykakes** · February 15th, 11, 02:31 AM

"I was wondering when you'd ask that!" The SEBG stormed in, ready for action. "And here I am!" The SEBG ripped off it's mask, revealing the sorceress, Birfdaykakes, ruler of all that lies under the sun. Her emerald hair cascaded off into the horizon, and she was as tall and as beautiful as the night sky, with blue eyes like... something that glows blue. "Anyway, introductions aside, although I've clearly framed you for stealing that magical tea set, your punishment shall be to accompany me to my magical castle and spend the rest of eternity as my slave!"

**Sami-Chan** · February 15th, 11, 02:39 AM

"Yippie!" Sami-chan cheered. "I've always wanted to be a slave for a random sorceress for all eternity, since it totally fits in with a diaper fetish! May I have permission from Her Highness to uncontrolably piss and shit myself and get super horny from it on our way to your castle?"

**Birfdaykakes** · February 15th, 11, 03:06 AM

I guess that's fine, but you'll have to be quick, since we're going to teleport, since being a sorceress, I can't be bothered with walking places." Birfdaykakes snapped her fingers, and the world blurred for a moment and was then replaced by a monstrous crenelated hunk of rock that some people might call a castle.

**Sami-Chan** · February 15th, 11, 03:15 AM

Not exactly caring about the "castle", Sami-chan impossibly filled her diaper with a ton of piss and shit and became super horny from it. Her title is the "Perverted Fiction Mod".
"Hurrayz! My goal is....wait. This is a castle? It's a piece of shit. And even then, can't ya just turn it into a castle by using your bibbity-bobbity-boo or something? That would make this RP much more interesting."

**Birfdaykakes** · February 15th, 11, 03:43 AM

"Oh, it's much nicer on the inside. I just don't want freeloaders showing up, so I make it look unattractive on the outside. At any rate, you seem to have made excellent use of your diaper, so I shall have the two clones I made of you attend to your needs once we're inside."
Right on cue, two people who looked exactly like Sami-chan greeted them once they were inside.