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July 2nd, 20, 10:38 PM
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Critical Role: Clerical Dooties
It was the middle of the night in Rhosona (not that that meant much) and in the home of the Mighty Nein, Jester crept cautiously down the stairs, trying to be as sneaky as possible. She was making her way to Caleb's alchemy set in the library, hoping something labeled as a cleaner that would work on her clothes and sheets. "I know you're not here, Caleb," she whispered, "and I'm kinda glad you aren't, but please have something in your lab for this. You've got all kinds of things, right? It's not like you've never had to clean a stain out of your... please have this, Caleb."
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July 2nd, 20, 11:06 PM
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Caduceus stood over the stove the kitchen "Maybe this will help." The pink firbolg said to himself as a poured a cup of herbal tea. Caduceus had been having trouble sleeping ever since they came to Rhosaona. The consent night made the days blur together and it didn't help that he was home sick.
Caduceus was snapped out of his thoughts by the creaking sound. He carefully set his mug down and crept out of the kitchen just in time to see Jester enter the library. "Strange." He said under his breath. Why the library. Why so late, he thought to himself as he crept behind her.
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July 2nd, 20, 11:41 PM
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Jester pulled out a candle and lit it, using the weak light to aid her darkvision in reading the labels. "It's all in Zemnian?" she whined. "B-but, not even any pictures? Come on, Caleb." She scowled, not realizing Caduceus was behind her, or that, with the light of the candle and his darkvision, he could plainly see the stain on her nightwear where she had wet herself. Instead, she began slowly trying to pronounce the words on the bottles, to make sense of them. "Jeh, Jafaar, essence, dis... Mulches?"
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July 2nd, 20, 11:57 PM
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Caduceus cocked his head as he watched the bule tiefling rummage through Cable's lab. Was she pulling a prank? He thought to himself as he noicted the wet spot on her night clothes. She spelt something, Caduceus felt a momentary flash of panic, he wasn't an expert on the arcane but knew enough to know the magic ingredients could be dangerous.
The panic faded to confusion as the smell of urine filled his nose. He started slowly walking to his friend. "Is everything ok Jester?" He asked in a calm voice.
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July 3rd, 20, 12:28 AM
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She jumped, putting the vial back in the cupboard and slamming it shut, then turning to Caduceus with her sweetest, most innocent smile. "hey, 'duce! Must have, uh, spilt some water while getting up to get a drink." She attempted, and failed, to cover up the second wet spot on her front. When the obviousness seemed to reach her, she looked down ashamedly and grabbed her tail. "I had an accident, 'Duce. Was just trying to clean it up because it's so embarrassing."
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July 3rd, 20, 12:45 AM
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"Well it happens sometimes." He said trying not to look at the obvious wet spot and embarrass her even more, but no matter how hard he tried his eyes kept drifting to her wet pants.After a few seconds of awkward silence he spoke up. "Does..does this happen often?" He said with an unsure tone.
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July 3rd, 20, 01:37 AM
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"I mean, not really?" she pouts. "Sometimes I wake up and I really have to go so I barely make it but I didn't wake up at all until after and it's never happened before except a few times when we were on the road so I bought new clothes a couple times and it happened a couple times when I was really little and Momma helped get protection but..." she blushed as she realized how much detail she was getting into. "I, uh, also need to get the bed cleaned."
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July 3rd, 20, 02:04 AM
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Caduceus opened his mouth to say something but quickly shut it, he was going to suggest Jester considered wearing protection to sleep. But he didn't want to make it even more embarrassing then it had to be. He took a deep breath and said. "Why don't you get a bath and some clean clothes and I'll get your bed cleaned up. I'm sure it was a one time thing. " he add trying to encourage her.
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July 3rd, 20, 02:42 AM
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"Yeah, sure." She sighed. "I'll, uh, go run a bath then. Thanks 'Duce." with that, she turned and left for the bathroom, then popped her head back. "and please don't tell Beau or any of the team. This is like, super embarrassing and I haven't told anyone but Momma. Please?"
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July 3rd, 20, 08:44 PM
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"Don't worry I won't tell a soul." He said making a zipping motion over his mouth. Before leaving the room himself self and heading to Jeter's room. He stoped by the laundry to to get a basket, new bed sheets, and a few towels.As he walked over to the bed he was greeted him the sight of a large wet spot on the sheets he set the basket on the floor and set the pile of sheets next to it. He began to strip the sheets off the bed and placing them in the basket. He used a cantrip to dry off the mattress. He place the towels about where Jester's crotch would be if she was laying in the bed, he replaced the sheets and blankets with fresh ones and carried the basket of soiled laundry away to be cleaned.
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