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**MingleMonster** · March 22nd, 16, 03:50 AM

Oh my goodness, nostalgic fans are some of the worst! If there's one thing they don't like it's progression! Hey buster, here's a fiber cloth - dust off those rose tinted glasses and look around a bit while you do - you'll realize that the world has just kept on moving without you! We've got flex fuel! 4G! And for some of you less endowed ones, THE FREAKING WHEEL.

Oh, but lets be specific - You "Eclectic Animation Elitists" need to switch out your RGB cables for an HDMI, then we can see about moving you from steam-powered toasters into the 21st century. Lets make some cited comparisons, yeah?

Mobile Suit Gundam vs. Gurren Lagann. Is one strictly better than the other? Well to you the answer is a resounding "yes"! Why? Because Gurran Laggan wasn't made before the IBM-PC! What is this? Like, seriously?

Tom and Jerry Vs. Spongebob Squarepants. Again, are either innately bad? No? Well to these guys one is an abomination full of stupid jokes, silly slapstick violence and some out-of-place adult humorous undertones... And the other features a mouse beating a cat over the head with a mallet.

Thundercats vs. Justice League. Lots of powerful warriors, tights, and crazy villans in both - "But no, forget your Justice Leage, Thundercats where the best! I mean, clearly YOU don't get it...."

Cartoons can be equal! You guys need to junk the CRTs and move up the line, just a little bit, and then you'll realize that entertainment media can stand on an even field regardless of the time period -you- choose to live in.

"But I mean, my sick He-Man prop, yo!" Pffft. :3

Next thing: Freezerburn

**DRX Dragon** · March 22nd, 16, 11:32 AM

Uggg don't get me started on freezer burn. I can't stand it when it happens mostly cause it's a waste of food and money.

Plus I never hear the end of it from my father who will go on a tierade about how wasteful it is and how we should have eatin it before it went bad and such and he will complain about it being a waste of his money.

Next thing: Super football fans

**MingleMonster** · March 25th, 16, 04:03 AM

Oh my....Football Fans. Look, I understand that the sport is enthralling and getting together with your friends to watch muscular guys crash against each other in the name of money, fame and face paint is all well and good, but could you take it down a few notches?

You don't need to scream at the TV, it won't make the receiver any more capable of catching that ball! Also, there's no need for $5000 dollars worth of fan-themed gear for your table, caddies, vehicles, dog, son, lampshades and anything else you want to decal up with your team's colors or your favorite player's numbers, ever heard of frugality? It's low carb and has no GMOs - add some to your diet!

Next thing: Bad Customer Service

**AlternateCaregiver** · March 25th, 16, 04:21 AM

Hold on, I'm on the phone, yeah but I delivered it last week... No can you... I know but... Why don't you just accept it?... NO DON'T PUT ME ON HOLD!-

I hate it when it feels like an employee won't make things easy ever, ok credit is due to those who deserve it, we have to remember the people who actually try to make things better for you....... Ok we thank them.... Now back to the bums and the bitches, why can't they listen to the customer and try to stop being lazy or tormenting them or whatever and just help us?! I mean some people get fired if they don't do there job right... Are there bosses encouraging this? Ugh stupid customer service!

Next subject: rocks.... Real rocks, not bands, rocks...

**terminator101** · March 25th, 16, 05:10 PM

Why do we even have rocks? They just sit there on the ground and don't do anything by themselves. I once had a pet rock named Stoner (No relation to our fine DA network admin by the same name) and he would never obey my commands to come to me or to fetch my slippers! A totally useless waste of space!

Beware! The next subject has a built in paradox: Haters!

**Diapered Prophet** · March 26th, 16, 12:35 PM

Don't even get me started...OMG... I flipping hate Haters. Always sipping on their Hateraid... Must be carrot flavored. I don't see why they need to hate in the first place. Not the tires fault for going flat. And pet rocks..they never listened ever...

Next up: Dry Diapers

**terminator101** · March 26th, 16, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diapered Prophet

Don't even get me started...OMG... I flipping hate Haters. ...

If you hate haters then by definition, you must be a hater. Every living being inherently loves him/herself, but if you are a hater and you hate haters then you must hate yourself. How can that be when every living being inherently loves him/herself ... Illogical, Illogical, please explain ...

I hate dry diapers by themselves. Especially disposable ones. By themselves alone, they feel too thin. I usually have to apply separate diaper doublers, inserts or other layers of cloth diapers inside a dry diaper in order to get the bulkiness that I desire. I wish that manufacturers would make a diaper that has enough thick, fluffy padding to satisfy the bulkiness that I seek. I would like to see a dry diaper that is as thick as a thoroughly wet diaper but feel like a soft, thick, white cloud around my nether regions.

Next subject: Wet diapers

**AlternateCaregiver** · April 4th, 16, 04:19 AM

You ever had a wetness that's disgusting around you and you hate it? Well that's what a wet diaper feels like, liquid wanting to to stay on you and give you those rashes. While they beat messy diapers they happen a bit more to most, why can't a diaper absorb it better so I can keep wetting it with no issues.

(I don't even wear diapers but I thought I try.)

Next up: being tired when you rather stay up...

**Drswaggs325** · April 5th, 16, 02:13 PM

omg just OMG i want to stay up and watch spongebob but im so tired that when i put the episode on i fall right ASLEEP omg its just crazy i cant even tell when im asleep grrr

next rant: fanboys

**MingleMonster** · April 17th, 16, 02:20 AM

Oh my lord, FANBOYS. Where do they get off, right? Like there was one time I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, when out of the blue this teenager with a big ol' fan just strolls on up and the air just blasts everything everywhere! There were leaves in my hair, dust on my shirt, and I had to hold my skirt down... It was really embarrassing! And he didn't even care, he was just all "Yo, check out mah rad fan, bro!" And just strolled on by... I have a special type of hatred for these guys.

And I know I'm not the only person who has these sorts or problems! If you go on any social media site, you'll find evidence everywhere - "Florida man brutishly assaults pedestrians with oversized air circulation device", "Family of 4 broken up by father's insane fan addiction", and "I lost my life savings to a rotary cooling device scam - Those hoodlums with the fans have done it again!" Were all headlines on my personal feed just this morning! #H8thefanboi was the most requacked term last month based on Goggle results!

....*sigh* It feels good to get that off my chest.

Next rant: The Fruit Punch at Christmas