Naruto: Spoiled fishcake + Fire & Ice (Bandit Keith)

[Baby H2O]

Tsunade senju a woman who loves drinking and gambling at every chance she got also she was the fifth hokage of the hidden leaf village. Was down right irritated at the moment due to a certain kunoichi who happens to be in front of her who came from the hidden sand village to discuss the arrange marriage between herself and a certain knucklehead.

The kunoichi was none other Temari and the knucklehead was Naruto Uzumaki and for the Last thirty minutes the two have been having a debate because Temari didn't want to marry Naruto at all. "Why are you refusing to marry Naruto Temari I know it isn't because he contains kyuubi? Plus he saved your brother from walking a dark path yet you still hate the kids guts"

Tsunade slammed a hand on her desk but not with enough force to damage it. "Is it his age? Are you lesbian? Tell me dam it"

[Bandit Keith]

''His immaturity , his stupidity even if he does amazing things , his naïve nature ... I am Lesbian and well Naruto clearly doesn't realize his feelings for another woman yet .. One I don't want to take her chance away as she loves the blonde and she knows it '' Temari listed off when Tsunade demanded to know the issues she has with this all still she was thinking on who she'd want to be with '' But If I must marry him I must.. Though if it can be arranged I would like to marry Hanabi Hyuga at a later date if nothing else '' Temari remarked


''Still do I have to consummate the marriage soon or can we forgo that aspect and what is allowed for me to do aswell as not to with or towards the blonde?'' Temari asked as she feels Naruto would need a full sex education crash course if not more and she'd rather let Hinata Hyuga have the first seed of Naruto Uzumaki while hes still a virgin and that she gets to make him not be a virgin anymore

[Baby H2O]

Tsunade though about what Temari said and girl had a point Naruto was rather naive for his age but that's not completely his fault. "Temari you know how people treat jinchuuriki they treat them like actual demons believing they have no human rights" she frowned.

"In other words Naruto's education was stunted I tried to get others property teach what he missed out on as child but no one wants to thinking it would be a waste of time as I wanted someone to start his education from the beginning and work up to sex education with him" Tsunade explained

"As for being lesbian and wanting to Marry Hanabi Hyuga I can get arrange a marriage contract with her father but it would take about a week to do so I will only do this if you teach Naruto what he missed out on do we have a deal?" Tsunade held out a hand.

[Bandit Keith]

''Yes we have a deal .. Though if you are arranging Marriage contracts with the Hyuga's I can surely get the allies deal sweetened quite abit if you can arrange Hinata Hyuga to be in a marriage contract with Naruto Uzumaki .. '' Temari stated not just being honest, but also wanting Naruto and Hinata to have a loving relationship as she knows both will complement each other and love each other.

While also if Tsunade does both at the same time it'd cut down on trouble later, plus Temari is being abit crafty if not manipulative to get something she wants and reward Naruto for helping drag her brother from the darkness he sunk into. While also believing Tsunade would go for it as the Hokage seems to want Naruto to be having a long happy life.

'' Now I just need to ask does this mean starting him off as a infant level of care and teaching or higher?'' Temari asked as she wants to be sure just how far Tsunade meant before she goes and starts handling her charge and basically play thing from now on as she will be babying Naruto but she has plans on how to do it and what to teach him maybe even be abit Kinky and she even was thinking of making him be a sissy if she can get away with it.

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Meanwhile in the Hyuga compound Hinata was trying to get her younger sister to lighten up and be nicer to others '' Hanabi .. you do know you don't not to grow up so fast or be a no fun,all serious stick in the mud as unless something happens you are free from being the heiress so you can be a kid '' Hinata wasn't rubbing her position in Hanabi's face granted she is unaware if Hanabi wants to be head of the Hyugya clan or not or be heiress .. But Hinata wants to let her sister be a child, yet at the same time Hinata would love to not be a Heiress, in fact she would give the hier status to Neji if she could and if Hanabi was not her younger sister she'd give it to her .

[Baby H2O]

Tsunade rubbed her forehead feeling a migraine coming and let out a sigh. "I can't believe not even when he's here the brat causes me problems" she looked at Temari in.the eye's. "You are requesting a bit to much Temari I'm pretty sure everyone in the village is aware of Hinata's feeling for Naruto besides himself"

She reached and opened a desk drawer and pulled out a contract and a bottle of sake which she quickly took a drink of. "This is a second marriage contract it as all the information about the marriage if you can get Naruto to sign this with no issue it can be done if you somehow successfully get him to sign I want you to pass it to Hanabi and Hinata will have to sign"

Tsunade then couldn't help but grumble a few words under her breath as she couldn't believe what she has to say. "Temari the reason I need those two to sign the contract themselves and not making it official myself is because Hinata and Naruto are both the submissive type which isn't any good for any relationship luckily I thought ahead and talked to Hinata's younger sister Hanabi Hyuga"

The woman started blushing. "I gave Hanabi a personal mission which is toughen up Hinata so the girl would stop being shy around everyone especially Naruto"

Tsunade couldn't help but smirk "speaking of Naruto well...I have him Diapers because he missed out on his childhood I wanted to give a piece of it I had to spank him a few times to get it done and I thought it would look cute" she shrugged her shoulders. "You can start is education level anywhere you'll find out what he has trouble in as you spend time with him"

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(Hyuga compound)

Hanabi rolled her eye's at her older sister Hinata who thirteen years old while she was nine years old. "Hinata i told you this more than once now we both had to grow up fast for our clan as father might pick one of us to be clan head which he shouldn't have to make a choice in the first place" the girl glared at Hinata for a few seconds then let out a sigh.

"As you were born first it should be your birth right but your not strong or mature enough to lead our clan so I've decided to be the mature one and stronger as I train instead of stalking a blonde boy"

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Naruto was in a new apartment Tsunade bought him and Temari who was going to stay in the village for some time. "This is the most embarrassing day of my life" he was blushing as he was standing in the living room with his pants down looking a t his new undergarments that had baby blocks and Pacifiers as a design. "I can't believe I'm wearing a freaking Diaper I'm twelve years old clearly not a baby

He pulled his pants up and went to go sit down on the couch desperately ignoring the crinkles the Diaper made and waited for Temari to arrive.