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November 28th, 11, 05:16 PM
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I BELONG TO THE SMILER :)
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rhymes & jokes as long as they ant racest
there is'nt much of this sort of thing on here so if you know any well post them and lets have a giggle 
1 for starters
one fine day in the middle of the night two dead men got up to fight back to back they face'd each other drew there sords and shot each other
[ i forget the rest its been to long]
2nd for cheek
yo mamma time
what's big round and in my way [sorry love]
o the hell with it post anything you like just as long as its funny
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November 28th, 11, 07:05 PM
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Don Z
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I went to a fortune teller last week.
she studied my hand and said "you've been masturbating".
I said "hey you are good". Can you tell me anything about my future"?.
She looked at my face and said "You'll be doing it for a fucking long time".
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November 28th, 11, 09:48 PM
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The Evil Little Prankster
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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November 29th, 11, 04:43 AM
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Junior Member
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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
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November 29th, 11, 04:31 PM
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The reverse ninja
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Why are we solely concerned about racism? I am by no means defending racism, but seriously, why are we not worried about being homophobic, sexist, or ageist? ... seriously, no offence though.
Anyway, I have a limerick.
There was a young man from Nantucket
Who had a great hole in his bucket
He'd tried and he'd failed
To repair his pail
And finally he just said "oh, the HELL with it!"
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November 29th, 11, 05:44 PM
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Don Z
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NEW DRINKING WARNING JUST RELEASED : Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys , Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whisky and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth... There u have it! ICE is fuckin lethal. Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice, just drink it straight!. Forward this! you could save someones life!!!. And dont forget what it done to the fucking titanic!
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November 29th, 11, 09:46 PM
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Artist
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A man and his wife are in bed together. The man turns to his wife and says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world." "I'm going to miss you," his wife replies.
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November 29th, 11, 10:55 PM
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I BELONG TO THE SMILER :)
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what has white teeth shiney white eyes and invisible
a black man in a black room smiling muhahahahahahahaha
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December 5th, 11, 07:31 PM
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The reverse ninja
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hymek7076
what has white teeth shiney white eyes and invisible
a black man in a black room smiling muhahahahahahahaha
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The thread explicitly says no racism, you moron.
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December 7th, 11, 10:52 PM
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I BELONG TO THE SMILER :)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Backwards Ajnin
The thread explicitly says no racism, you moron.
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read the new text m8 i ant arsed just as long as its not pointed at any perticuler person or one,two,three,etc.... btw i came up with this thread k
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