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**DiaperedSakura25** · August 2nd, 13, 01:25 PM

Moxxi wiped down the bar top with long beleaguered strokes using a dirty and torn rag which made quick work of the spilled drinks that were forming splotches across the hardwood surface. Nice wood was hard to find on Pandora and it had taken her more than a few pretty pennies to have it delivered all cut and polished for the bar, thankfully Marcus gave her the usual ex-wife discount that had made her time in Sanctuary so much easier. Is she finished she looked around her establishment with a watchful gaze that drank in the sight of the few remaining Sanctuary denizens along with a few of the regulars. Hammerlock was standing next to the bar having a rough time of ignoring the adorably annoying Claptrap, Salvador was drunk and happily playing the slots in the hopes of a new assault rifle, and Axton was still playing poker with Zer0 and Brick and Mordecai. However, it was the lone redhead siren at the bar whom Moxxi focused her attention on, wondering if she even knew what time it was.

"It's 2am sugar. This is your third night in a row like this. As delicious as you look when you're drunk are you sure you wanna keep knocking 'em back?" Moxxi said with a playfully worried tone as she bent over the table and heald her chin in her hands.

**Kokuei** · August 2nd, 13, 03:32 PM

Lilith at first ignored the comment from the voluptuous woman behind the bar. She was lost in her own thoughts. It has been six months since they defeated the warrior and Handsome Jack, six months since she ignored orders and got captured so the vault got opened, and six months since...since...since Roland died right in front of her. A few tears came to the sirens eyes as the harsh memory came back. They had survived everything, the destroyer, the crimson lance, Commander Steele, General Knox, Wilhelm, and all of the creatures of Pandora. And Roland gets shot in the back by Jack.

The siren hadn't been the same since. She was barely seen around Sanctuary and had started spending more and more time back in Frostburn Canyon. Everyone had done their best trying to cheer her up, but they all let it go after a while, none of them could understand just how much she had lost. However, if one did want to find her they wouldnt have to wait to long before the siren would drag herself into Moxxi's, take a seat at the end of the bar and start drowning her pain and tears.

The comment from Moxxi finally registered to Lilith and she looked up at the woman. 2am...already it couldn't be. She had only been here a few hours. She looked down at her almost empty glass and the others surrounding it. Alcohol didn't effect her like most others, it took large amounts for it to even start effecting her but by that time everything would hit hard. The siren was clearly out of it and her speech was slurred. She downed what was left of her drink and slammed the glass on the table.

"Just keep them comming Moxxi, the night isnt over and its not like I have anywhere to be...." Lilith said as she set her elbow on the bar and held her head.

**DiaperedSakura25** · August 2nd, 13, 08:39 PM

"No way sugar, you're cut off. The last thing I need is one of the only six sirens in the entire universe getting drunk and trashing my bar." Moxxi said as she hid her concern behind a thin veil of humor. "Come on let's get that cute tush of yours off my barstool into a warm bed. I was about to give last call anyway." the scantily clad bartender sighed in order to try and mollify the Vault Hunter enough so she could get her out. As she sauntered around the bar and gently helped Lilith up she looked over at the poker table and called "Mordy, Axton, be a pair of dolls and get everyone out of my bar for me while I take our friend here to somewhere a little more comfortable. Feel free to crack a few skulls boys."

With that she tucked the wasted girl's arm over her shoulder and carefully escorted her up the stairs to her private apartment just above her business. "Just be glad I like to mix business and pleasure honey, or else I'd be dropping you off with Tannis." she murmured mostly to herself.

**Kokuei** · August 3rd, 13, 01:56 AM

Lilith scowled a bit at Moxxi cutting her off but it softened quickly, in the end Lilith really couldn't care either way. She stood up and faltered slightly as she stood and caught herself on the bar to steady herself. She didn't really want to accept the help from Moxxi but in her current state she really couldn't put up too much of a protest. She fumbled a bit with the keys when they got to her apartment and growled at Tannis being mentioned. The crazy doctor had been getting on the sirens nerves more and more everyday since Roland died. And loved to point out how much better things were with him then the siren in charge. With at least a few incidents almost getting a chunk of Sanctuary blown up.

"Unless you want a chunk of Sanctuary gone, that would probably not be the best idea" Lilith replied, her markings flicking lightly for a moment before going dark again.

**DiaperedSakura25** · August 5th, 13, 04:14 AM

The sexually charged woman laughed at that and nodded to herself saying "You're right, that woman is crazy. I remember I had her as a customer once and she gave 'crazy as shit' a whole new meaning. I'm open to anything but what she was asking for was expensive and yet she had all the cash." Walking Lilith into the apartment Moxxi left to check on the guest room, fluffing the pillow and pulling back the sheets, before she came back to be shocked by the site of a siren wetting her pants.

**Kokuei** · August 5th, 13, 05:48 AM

(was thinking about going for a drunken bed wetting, but I guess a drunken pants wetting works as well.

"That woman invented crazy.." Lilith slurs out.

As Moxxi leaves the room Lilith starts to take off her vest and removing her gear so she could start getting ready for bed. It took her a moment before the wetness running down her legs finally registered to her. She swore under her breath as she noticed and quickly started stumbling twords the bathroom.

**DiaperedSakura25** · August 5th, 13, 09:28 PM

Moxxi could not help but smirk at the sight of the red haired woman cursing to herself and trying, but failing, to cover the growing wet patch as she shuffled to the bathroom. Sauntering over to the door she leaned against it and asked "You need help getting those wet pants off of that sweet ass little girl?"

**Kokuei** · August 6th, 13, 12:48 AM

"No...I'm....fi...." Was all Lilith was able to get out before she was airborne. Her wet feet hit the tile of the bathroom floor and flew right out from under her. She fell right down onto her butt and you could hear her head smack against the door frame. "OWWWWWW! FUCK!!" Were the next words out from the sirens mouth as her hand went up to cradle her head. She was going to have a mark in morning, and her head was starting to throb in pain.

**DiaperedSakura25** · August 6th, 13, 05:35 AM

Opening the door quickly Moxxi crouched down to help Lilith up, careful to not touch her head for fear of hurting her. "Here doll, lets get you to bed. Looks like we don't have to worry about getting you to the toilet, seems like you're pretty empty now." Moxxi asked as she carefully walked her to the bedroom and plopped her on the bed, the drunk and now injured girl about to black oh as she sank into the mattress. "Haven't done this in a while." Moxxi said to herself as she unbuckled and peeled the already tight pants off of the sirens voluptuous form, thinking about her last lesbian encounter the whole time.

**Kokuei** · August 6th, 13, 06:59 AM

Lilith was trying to collect herself and try to get the world to stop spinning when Moxxi came and helped her up and led her to the bed. She tried to protest, she wanted to get out of these wet clothes and then try to sleep off this pain and sorrow. The siren was got a bit off guard when Moxxi set her down on the bed that she just kinda laid back for a moment. She started to squirm and protest when Moxxi started undressing her but the alcohol has left her without much strength to protest. As the whole scene unfolded, everything was starting to fade in and out, Moxxi's voice was a bit muffled, and the siren finally passed out.