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January 7th, 16, 12:54 PM
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I'll steal it
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A man walks into a bar and he orders a double cheeseburger and a beer. Suddenly, a clown walks in laughing, his pants down to his ankles and his hair was very green. He approaches the bar and asks the bartender "Where is the bathroom? I gotta 'throw a pie.' The bartender replies with rage "No get out of here". The man turns to him with a business card and said, "This is your lucky day. I am a clown attorney." The clown looked surprised at first. Though soon had a deep understanding as to what was the situation. A smile appeared on the clown's face, his eyes sparkled. The man could see this and says "We are very lucky. We can fight for our freedom of artistic expression." The bartender smiles, but not happily, he hated clowns. The man says "Don't think I am not aware of your fear. It strengthens me and encourages me to help you to understand the power of being a bigot - NOT!"
The bartender pulls on his apron and fixes his pants then explodes into a flurry of panicky sweat. He aims his irrational fear at the confused patrons who talk among themselves about what happened. One patron was scared for her baby clowns. The bartender looked afraid, realizing what he had done; started gulping scotch. One customer yelled "You bloody wanker!" Another then screamed "I spilled liquid in my pants!" "Congratulations." He slurred. "Another mess I can clean with my awesome undies." One puked all blood and guts over the floor and then he slipped on it, getting a concussion. All the commotion had caused everyone to freak out. The baby clowns were eaten by a man with a deranged look who was then beaten up by everyone and held at gun point while tied up. "Why can't we all get along?" One person asked. The bartender took a shot of whiskey, brought out a stomach pump and beat a package of ground chili peppers into a paste of very questionable things which Batman ate then quickly vomited a jaded message sending you to Beacon Academy where your mom is an instructor.
Meanwhile a giant baby tramples through the Forever Falls Forest pooping its diaper and looking for some breast milk. Then it finds Batman and Robin who direct it in the ways of survivalists to end that rant and a giant hunger for now. Unsure of what to do, Robin is ordered by Batman to watch the baby while Batman flies to the Watchtower in the BatJet. Batman requires a meeting with Giganta who is a giantess and is vital to feeding the baby as a glorified wet nurse and a caretaker. Batman arrives at the Watchtower heading to the bar to find J'onn to discuss the situation. Batman finds J'onn listening to music and interrupts to get the information on the red banana. Which is code for hot coffee ,code for meeting for some sex,another coded message that meant that a meeting of what to do about the giant baby that needs a caretaker before it gets a used diaper and a massive rash. Both agree that the Inner Circle needs to be informed at once so that they may find a way to contact the baby's parents and send a message they found their child. Batman suggested till then Giganta should be a caretaker for
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January 7th, 16, 04:52 PM
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"I'm the loneliest of all..."
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(Can't say I have an excuse for that, but it certainly was not the intent. Lost the context I guess. I am very sorry and wish it to be known such actions by myself were not intended and will not continue.. Im sorry.. )
A man walks into a bar and he orders a double cheeseburger and a beer. Suddenly, a clown walks in laughing, his pants down to his ankles and his hair was very green. He approaches the bar and asks the bartender "Where is the bathroom? I gotta 'throw a pie.' The bartender replies with rage "No get out of here". The man turns to him with a business card and said, "This is your lucky day. I am a clown attorney." The clown looked surprised at first. Though soon had a deep understanding as to what was the situation. A smile appeared on the clown's face, his eyes sparkled. The man could see this and says "We are very lucky. We can fight for our freedom of artistic expression." The bartender smiles, but not happily, he hated clowns. The man says "Don't think I am not aware of your fear. It strengthens me and encourages me to help you to understand the power of being a bigot - NOT!"
The bartender pulls on his apron and fixes his pants then explodes into a flurry of panicky sweat. He aims his irrational fear at the confused patrons who talk among themselves about what happened. One patron was scared for her baby clowns. The bartender looked afraid, realizing what he had done; started gulping scotch. One customer yelled "You bloody wanker!" Another then screamed "I spilled liquid in my pants!" "Congratulations." He slurred. "Another mess I can clean with my awesome undies." One puked all blood and guts over the floor and then he slipped on it, getting a concussion. All the commotion had caused everyone to freak out. The baby clowns were eaten by a man with a deranged look who was then beaten up by everyone and held at gun point while tied up. "Why can't we all get along?" One person asked. The bartender took a shot of whiskey, brought out a stomach pump and beat a package of ground chili peppers into a paste of very questionable things which Batman ate then quickly vomited a jaded message sending you to Beacon Academy where your mom is an instructor.
Meanwhile a giant baby tramples through the Forever Falls Forest pooping its diaper and looking for some breast milk. Then it finds Batman and Robin who direct it in the ways of survivalists to end that rant and a giant hunger for now. Unsure of what to do, Robin is ordered by Batman to watch the baby while Batman flies to the Watchtower in the BatJet. Batman requires a meeting with Giganta who is a giantess and is vital to feeding the baby as a glorified wet nurse and a caretaker. Batman arrives at the Watchtower heading to the bar to find J'onn to discuss the situation. Batman finds J'onn listening to music and interrupts to get the information on the red banana. Which is code for hot coffee ,code for meeting for some sex,another coded message that meant that a meeting of what to do about the giant baby that needs a caretaker before it gets a used diaper and a massive rash. Both agree that the Inner Circle needs to be informed at once so that they may find a way to contact the baby's parents and send a message they found their child. Batman suggested till then Giganta should be a caretaker for the sorry child
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January 7th, 16, 07:39 PM
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Senior Member
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A man walks into a bar and he orders a double cheeseburger and a beer. Suddenly, a clown walks in laughing, his pants down to his ankles and his hair was very green. He approaches the bar and asks the bartender "Where is the bathroom? I gotta 'throw a pie.' The bartender replies with rage "No get out of here". The man turns to him with a business card and said, "This is your lucky day. I am a clown attorney." The clown looked surprised at first. Though soon had a deep understanding as to what was the situation. A smile appeared on the clown's face, his eyes sparkled. The man could see this and says "We are very lucky. We can fight for our freedom of artistic expression." The bartender smiles, but not happily, he hated clowns. The man says "Don't think I am not aware of your fear. It strengthens me and encourages me to help you to understand the power of being a bigot - NOT!"
The bartender pulls on his apron and fixes his pants then explodes into a flurry of panicky sweat. He aims his irrational fear at the confused patrons who talk among themselves about what happened. One patron was scared for her baby clowns. The bartender looked afraid, realizing what he had done; started gulping scotch. One customer yelled "You bloody wanker!" Another then screamed "I spilled liquid in my pants!" "Congratulations." He slurred. "Another mess I can clean with my awesome undies." One puked all blood and guts over the floor and then he slipped on it, getting a concussion. All the commotion had caused everyone to freak out. The baby clowns were eaten by a man with a deranged look who was then beaten up by everyone and held at gun point while tied up. "Why can't we all get along?" One person asked. The bartender took a shot of whiskey, brought out a stomach pump and beat a package of ground chili peppers into a paste of very questionable things which Batman ate then quickly vomited a jaded message sending you to Beacon Academy where your mom is an instructor.
Meanwhile a giant baby tramples through the Forever Falls Forest pooping its diaper and looking for some breast milk. Then it finds Batman and Robin who direct it in the ways of survivalists to end that rant and a giant hunger for now. Unsure of what to do, Robin is ordered by Batman to watch the baby while Batman flies to the Watchtower in the BatJet. Batman requires a meeting with Giganta who is a giantess and is vital to feeding the baby as a glorified wet nurse and a caretaker. Batman arrives at the Watchtower heading to the bar to find J'onn to discuss the situation. Batman finds J'onn listening to music and interrupts to get the information on the red banana. Which is code for hot coffee ,code for meeting for some sex,another coded message that meant that a meeting of what to do about the giant baby that needs a caretaker before it gets a used diaper and a massive rash. Both agree that the Inner Circle needs to be informed at once so that they may find a way to contact the baby's parents and send a message they found their child. Batman suggested till then Giganta should be a caretaker for the sorry child under Wonder Woman's
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January 7th, 16, 07:49 PM
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#204
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"I'm the loneliest of all..."
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(Gosh that was tempting, but I'm going to be a good girl..)
A man walks into a bar and he orders a double cheeseburger and a beer. Suddenly, a clown walks in laughing, his pants down to his ankles and his hair was very green. He approaches the bar and asks the bartender "Where is the bathroom? I gotta 'throw a pie.' The bartender replies with rage "No get out of here". The man turns to him with a business card and said, "This is your lucky day. I am a clown attorney." The clown looked surprised at first. Though soon had a deep understanding as to what was the situation. A smile appeared on the clown's face, his eyes sparkled. The man could see this and says "We are very lucky. We can fight for our freedom of artistic expression." The bartender smiles, but not happily, he hated clowns. The man says "Don't think I am not aware of your fear. It strengthens me and encourages me to help you to understand the power of being a bigot - NOT!"
The bartender pulls on his apron and fixes his pants then explodes into a flurry of panicky sweat. He aims his irrational fear at the confused patrons who talk among themselves about what happened. One patron was scared for her baby clowns. The bartender looked afraid, realizing what he had done; started gulping scotch. One customer yelled "You bloody wanker!" Another then screamed "I spilled liquid in my pants!" "Congratulations." He slurred. "Another mess I can clean with my awesome undies." One puked all blood and guts over the floor and then he slipped on it, getting a concussion. All the commotion had caused everyone to freak out. The baby clowns were eaten by a man with a deranged look who was then beaten up by everyone and held at gun point while tied up. "Why can't we all get along?" One person asked. The bartender took a shot of whiskey, brought out a stomach pump and beat a package of ground chili peppers into a paste of very questionable things which Batman ate then quickly vomited a jaded message sending you to Beacon Academy where your mom is an instructor.
Meanwhile a giant baby tramples through the Forever Falls Forest pooping its diaper and looking for some breast milk. Then it finds Batman and Robin who direct it in the ways of survivalists to end that rant and a giant hunger for now. Unsure of what to do, Robin is ordered by Batman to watch the baby while Batman flies to the Watchtower in the BatJet. Batman requires a meeting with Giganta who is a giantess and is vital to feeding the baby as a glorified wet nurse and a caretaker. Batman arrives at the Watchtower heading to the bar to find J'onn to discuss the situation. Batman finds J'onn listening to music and interrupts to get the information on the red banana. Which is code for hot coffee ,code for meeting for some sex,another coded message that meant that a meeting of what to do about the giant baby that needs a caretaker before it gets a used diaper and a massive rash. Both agree that the Inner Circle needs to be informed at once so that they may find a way to contact the baby's parents and send a message they found their child. Batman suggested till then Giganta should be a caretaker for the sorry child under Wonder Woman's kind and gentle
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January 7th, 16, 09:34 PM
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Senior Member
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A man walks into a bar and he orders a double cheeseburger and a beer. Suddenly, a clown walks in laughing, his pants down to his ankles and his hair was very green. He approaches the bar and asks the bartender "Where is the bathroom? I gotta 'throw a pie.' The bartender replies with rage "No get out of here". The man turns to him with a business card and said, "This is your lucky day. I am a clown attorney." The clown looked surprised at first. Though soon had a deep understanding as to what was the situation. A smile appeared on the clown's face, his eyes sparkled. The man could see this and says "We are very lucky. We can fight for our freedom of artistic expression." The bartender smiles, but not happily, he hated clowns. The man says "Don't think I am not aware of your fear. It strengthens me and encourages me to help you to understand the power of being a bigot - NOT!"
The bartender pulls on his apron and fixes his pants then explodes into a flurry of panicky sweat. He aims his irrational fear at the confused patrons who talk among themselves about what happened. One patron was scared for her baby clowns. The bartender looked afraid, realizing what he had done; started gulping scotch. One customer yelled "You bloody wanker!" Another then screamed "I spilled liquid in my pants!" "Congratulations." He slurred. "Another mess I can clean with my awesome undies." One puked all blood and guts over the floor and then he slipped on it, getting a concussion. All the commotion had caused everyone to freak out. The baby clowns were eaten by a man with a deranged look who was then beaten up by everyone and held at gun point while tied up. "Why can't we all get along?" One person asked. The bartender took a shot of whiskey, brought out a stomach pump and beat a package of ground chili peppers into a paste of very questionable things which Batman ate then quickly vomited a jaded message sending you to Beacon Academy where your mom is an instructor.
Meanwhile a giant baby tramples through the Forever Falls Forest pooping its diaper and looking for some breast milk. Then it finds Batman and Robin who direct it in the ways of survivalists to end that rant and a giant hunger for now. Unsure of what to do, Robin is ordered by Batman to watch the baby while Batman flies to the Watchtower in the BatJet. Batman requires a meeting with Giganta who is a giantess and is vital to feeding the baby as a glorified wet nurse and a caretaker. Batman arrives at the Watchtower heading to the bar to find J'onn to discuss the situation. Batman finds J'onn listening to music and interrupts to get the information on the red banana. Which is code for hot coffee ,code for meeting for some sex,another coded message that meant that a meeting of what to do about the giant baby that needs a caretaker before it gets a used diaper and a massive rash. Both agree that the Inner Circle needs to be informed at once so that they may find a way to contact the baby's parents and send a message they found their child. Batman suggested till then Giganta should be a caretaker for the sorry child under Wonder Woman's kind and gentle supervision. Apache Chief
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January 7th, 16, 11:10 PM
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I'll steal it
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A man walks into a bar and he orders a double cheeseburger and a beer. Suddenly, a clown walks in laughing, his pants down to his ankles and his hair was very green. He approaches the bar and asks the bartender "Where is the bathroom? I gotta 'throw a pie.' The bartender replies with rage "No get out of here". The man turns to him with a business card and said, "This is your lucky day. I am a clown attorney." The clown looked surprised at first. Though soon had a deep understanding as to what was the situation. A smile appeared on the clown's face, his eyes sparkled. The man could see this and says "We are very lucky. We can fight for our freedom of artistic expression." The bartender smiles, but not happily, he hated clowns. The man says "Don't think I am not aware of your fear. It strengthens me and encourages me to help you to understand the power of being a bigot - NOT!"
The bartender pulls on his apron and fixes his pants then explodes into a flurry of panicky sweat. He aims his irrational fear at the confused patrons who talk among themselves about what happened. One patron was scared for her baby clowns. The bartender looked afraid, realizing what he had done; started gulping scotch. One customer yelled "You bloody wanker!" Another then screamed "I spilled liquid in my pants!" "Congratulations." He slurred. "Another mess I can clean with my awesome undies." One puked all blood and guts over the floor and then he slipped on it, getting a concussion. All the commotion had caused everyone to freak out. The baby clowns were eaten by a man with a deranged look who was then beaten up by everyone and held at gun point while tied up. "Why can't we all get along?" One person asked. The bartender took a shot of whiskey, brought out a stomach pump and beat a package of ground chili peppers into a paste of very questionable things which Batman ate then quickly vomited a jaded message sending you to Beacon Academy where your mom is an instructor.
Meanwhile a giant baby tramples through the Forever Falls Forest pooping its diaper and looking for some breast milk. Then it finds Batman and Robin who direct it in the ways of survivalists to end that rant and a giant hunger for now. Unsure of what to do, Robin is ordered by Batman to watch the baby while Batman flies to the Watchtower in the BatJet. Batman requires a meeting with Giganta who is a giantess and is vital to feeding the baby as a glorified wet nurse and a caretaker. Batman arrives at the Watchtower heading to the bar to find J'onn to discuss the situation. Batman finds J'onn listening to music and interrupts to get the information on the red banana. Which is code for hot coffee ,code for meeting for some sex,another coded message that meant that a meeting of what to do about the giant baby that needs a caretaker before it gets a used diaper and a massive rash. Both agree that the Inner Circle needs to be informed at once so that they may find a way to contact the baby's parents and send a message they found their child. Batman suggested till then Giganta should be a caretaker for the sorry child under Wonder Woman's kind and gentle supervision. Apache Chief Shall serve as
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January 7th, 16, 11:33 PM
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The Batman
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A man walks into a bar and he orders a double cheeseburger and a beer. Suddenly, a clown walks in laughing, his pants down to his ankles and his hair was very green. He approaches the bar and asks the bartender "Where is the bathroom? I gotta 'throw a pie.' The bartender replies with rage "No get out of here". The man turns to him with a business card and said, "This is your lucky day. I am a clown attorney." The clown looked surprised at first. Though soon had a deep understanding as to what was the situation. A smile appeared on the clown's face, his eyes sparkled. The man could see this and says "We are very lucky. We can fight for our freedom of artistic expression." The bartender smiles, but not happily, he hated clowns. The man says "Don't think I am not aware of your fear. It strengthens me and encourages me to help you to understand the power of being a bigot - NOT!"
The bartender pulls on his apron and fixes his pants then explodes into a flurry of panicky sweat. He aims his irrational fear at the confused patrons who talk among themselves about what happened. One patron was scared for her baby clowns. The bartender looked afraid, realizing what he had done; started gulping scotch. One customer yelled "You bloody wanker!" Another then screamed "I spilled liquid in my pants!" "Congratulations." He slurred. "Another mess I can clean with my awesome undies." One puked all blood and guts over the floor and then he slipped on it, getting a concussion. All the commotion had caused everyone to freak out. The baby clowns were eaten by a man with a deranged look who was then beaten up by everyone and held at gun point while tied up. "Why can't we all get along?" One person asked. The bartender took a shot of whiskey, brought out a stomach pump and beat a package of ground chili peppers into a paste of very questionable things which Batman ate then quickly vomited a jaded message sending you to Beacon Academy where your mom is an instructor.
Meanwhile a giant baby tramples through the Forever Falls Forest pooping its diaper and looking for some breast milk. Then it finds Batman and Robin who direct it in the ways of survivalists to end that rant and a giant hunger for now. Unsure of what to do, Robin is ordered by Batman to watch the baby while Batman flies to the Watchtower in the BatJet. Batman requires a meeting with Giganta who is a giantess and is vital to feeding the baby as a glorified wet nurse and a caretaker. Batman arrives at the Watchtower heading to the bar to find J'onn to discuss the situation. Batman finds J'onn listening to music and interrupts to get the information on the red banana. Which is code for hot coffee ,code for meeting for some sex,another coded message that meant that a meeting of what to do about the giant baby that needs a caretaker before it gets a used diaper and a massive rash. Both agree that the Inner Circle needs to be informed at once so that they may find a way to contact the baby's parents and send a message they found their child. Batman suggested till then Giganta should be a caretaker for the sorry child under Wonder Woman's kind and gentle supervision. Apache Chief Shall serve as a diaper changer
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January 7th, 16, 11:36 PM
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I'll steal it
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A man walks into a bar and he orders a double cheeseburger and a beer. Suddenly, a clown walks in laughing, his pants down to his ankles and his hair was very green. He approaches the bar and asks the bartender "Where is the bathroom? I gotta 'throw a pie.' The bartender replies with rage "No get out of here". The man turns to him with a business card and said, "This is your lucky day. I am a clown attorney." The clown looked surprised at first. Though soon had a deep understanding as to what was the situation. A smile appeared on the clown's face, his eyes sparkled. The man could see this and says "We are very lucky. We can fight for our freedom of artistic expression." The bartender smiles, but not happily, he hated clowns. The man says "Don't think I am not aware of your fear. It strengthens me and encourages me to help you to understand the power of being a bigot - NOT!"
The bartender pulls on his apron and fixes his pants then explodes into a flurry of panicky sweat. He aims his irrational fear at the confused patrons who talk among themselves about what happened. One patron was scared for her baby clowns. The bartender looked afraid, realizing what he had done; started gulping scotch. One customer yelled "You bloody wanker!" Another then screamed "I spilled liquid in my pants!" "Congratulations." He slurred. "Another mess I can clean with my awesome undies." One puked all blood and guts over the floor and then he slipped on it, getting a concussion. All the commotion had caused everyone to freak out. The baby clowns were eaten by a man with a deranged look who was then beaten up by everyone and held at gun point while tied up. "Why can't we all get along?" One person asked. The bartender took a shot of whiskey, brought out a stomach pump and beat a package of ground chili peppers into a paste of very questionable things which Batman ate then quickly vomited a jaded message sending you to Beacon Academy where your mom is an instructor.
Meanwhile a giant baby tramples through the Forever Falls Forest pooping its diaper and looking for some breast milk. Then it finds Batman and Robin who direct it in the ways of survivalists to end that rant and a giant hunger for now. Unsure of what to do, Robin is ordered by Batman to watch the baby while Batman flies to the Watchtower in the BatJet. Batman requires a meeting with Giganta who is a giantess and is vital to feeding the baby as a glorified wet nurse and a caretaker. Batman arrives at the Watchtower heading to the bar to find J'onn to discuss the situation. Batman finds J'onn listening to music and interrupts to get the information on the red banana. Which is code for hot coffee ,code for meeting for some sex,another coded message that meant that a meeting of what to do about the giant baby that needs a caretaker before it gets a used diaper and a massive rash. Both agree that the Inner Circle needs to be informed at once so that they may find a way to contact the baby's parents and send a message they found their child. Batman suggested till then Giganta should be a caretaker for the sorry child under Wonder Woman's kind and gentle supervision.
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January 8th, 16, 03:21 AM
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"I'm the loneliest of all..."
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A man walks into a bar and he orders a double cheeseburger and a beer. Suddenly, a clown walks in laughing, his pants down to his ankles and his hair was very green. He approaches the bar and asks the bartender "Where is the bathroom? I gotta 'throw a pie.' The bartender replies with rage "No get out of here". The man turns to him with a business card and said, "This is your lucky day. I am a clown attorney." The clown looked surprised at first. Though soon had a deep understanding as to what was the situation. A smile appeared on the clown's face, his eyes sparkled. The man could see this and says "We are very lucky. We can fight for our freedom of artistic expression." The bartender smiles, but not happily, he hated clowns. The man says "Don't think I am not aware of your fear. It strengthens me and encourages me to help you to understand the power of being a bigot - NOT!"
The bartender pulls on his apron and fixes his pants then explodes into a flurry of panicky sweat. He aims his irrational fear at the confused patrons who talk among themselves about what happened. One patron was scared for her baby clowns. The bartender looked afraid, realizing what he had done; started gulping scotch. One customer yelled "You bloody wanker!" Another then screamed "I spilled liquid in my pants!" "Congratulations." He slurred. "Another mess I can clean with my awesome undies." One puked all blood and guts over the floor and then he slipped on it, getting a concussion. All the commotion had caused everyone to freak out. The baby clowns were eaten by a man with a deranged look who was then beaten up by everyone and held at gun point while tied up. "Why can't we all get along?" One person asked. The bartender took a shot of whiskey, brought out a stomach pump and beat a package of ground chili peppers into a paste of very questionable things which Batman ate then quickly vomited a jaded message sending you to Beacon Academy where your mom is an instructor.
Meanwhile a giant baby tramples through the Forever Falls Forest pooping its diaper and looking for some breast milk. Then it finds Batman and Robin who direct it in the ways of survivalists to end that rant and a giant hunger for now. Unsure of what to do, Robin is ordered by Batman to watch the baby while Batman flies to the Watchtower in the BatJet. Batman requires a meeting with Giganta who is a giantess and is vital to feeding the baby as a glorified wet nurse and a caretaker. Batman arrives at the Watchtower heading to the bar to find J'onn to discuss the situation. Batman finds J'onn listening to music and interrupts to get the information on the red banana. Which is code for hot coffee ,code for meeting for some sex,another coded message that meant that a meeting of what to do about the giant baby that needs a caretaker before it gets a used diaper and a massive rash. Both agree that the Inner Circle needs to be informed at once so that they may find a way to contact the baby's parents and send a message they found their child. Batman suggested till then Giganta should be a caretaker for the sorry child under Wonder Woman's kind and gentle supervision.
Apache Chief Shall serve as a diaper changer albeit somewhat reluctantly as he has
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A man walks into a bar and he orders a double cheeseburger and a beer. Suddenly, a clown walks in laughing, his pants down to his ankles and his hair was very green. He approaches the bar and asks the bartender "Where is the bathroom? I gotta 'throw a pie.' The bartender replies with rage "No get out of here". The man turns to him with a business card and said, "This is your lucky day. I am a clown attorney." The clown looked surprised at first. Though soon had a deep understanding as to what was the situation. A smile appeared on the clown's face, his eyes sparkled. The man could see this and says "We are very lucky. We can fight for our freedom of artistic expression." The bartender smiles, but not happily, he hated clowns. The man says "Don't think I am not aware of your fear. It strengthens me and encourages me to help you to understand the power of being a bigot - NOT!"
The bartender pulls on his apron and fixes his pants then explodes into a flurry of panicky sweat. He aims his irrational fear at the confused patrons who talk among themselves about what happened. One patron was scared for her baby clowns. The bartender looked afraid, realizing what he had done; started gulping scotch. One customer yelled "You bloody wanker!" Another then screamed "I spilled liquid in my pants!" "Congratulations." He slurred. "Another mess I can clean with my awesome undies." One puked all blood and guts over the floor and then he slipped on it, getting a concussion. All the commotion had caused everyone to freak out. The baby clowns were eaten by a man with a deranged look who was then beaten up by everyone and held at gun point while tied up. "Why can't we all get along?" One person asked. The bartender took a shot of whiskey, brought out a stomach pump and beat a package of ground chili peppers into a paste of very questionable things which Batman ate then quickly vomited a jaded message sending you to Beacon Academy where your mom is an instructor.
Meanwhile a giant baby tramples through the Forever Falls Forest pooping its diaper and looking for some breast milk. Then it finds Batman and Robin who direct it in the ways of survivalists to end that rant and a giant hunger for now. Unsure of what to do, Robin is ordered by Batman to watch the baby while Batman flies to the Watchtower in the BatJet. Batman requires a meeting with Giganta who is a giantess and is vital to feeding the baby as a glorified wet nurse and a caretaker. Batman arrives at the Watchtower heading to the bar to find J'onn to discuss the situation. Batman finds J'onn listening to music and interrupts to get the information on the red banana. Which is code for hot coffee ,code for meeting for some sex,another coded message that meant that a meeting of what to do about the giant baby that needs a caretaker before it gets a used diaper and a massive rash. Both agree that the Inner Circle needs to be informed at once so that they may find a way to contact the baby's parents and send a message they found their child. Batman suggested till then Giganta should be a caretaker for the sorry child under Wonder Woman's kind and gentle supervision.
Apache Chief Shall serve as a diaper changer albeit somewhat reluctantly as he has a wife and
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