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**Wet-hypno-kitty** · October 29th, 19, 06:16 AM

Shannon let out a laugh that was far too boisterous for the situation. "I understand completely!" She laughed again until Hanzo came up. "Well it is nice to meet you Haru, I was just telling your husband that you are all invited to the neighborhood block party this weekend! We would love to get to know your family a bit better!" Her smile gave off a more "Stepford wives" vibe than than of a friendly neighbor.

Hana watched all of this from her spot safe inside the house. She felt back for McCree and Hanzo. But she was glad it wasn't her out there. The sooner they get this undercover mission over with and the sooner they can get back to their normal lives the better. Hana took a look over their new "home".

It was a modest single-family home, three bedrooms, two and a half bathrooms. Hana wasn't sure what lengths Winston had to go through to hook them up with this place but she wasn't complaining in that regard. It had a sizeable backyard and a privacy fence. It was already furnished, most likely with input from Satya with the way that things were arranged. Hana flopped on the cushy couch and turned on the tv. She didn't see a single videogame console. "Well, good thing I packed mine!" She grinned and went over to her box of personal items and plugged in her gaming system.

**HRE superfunnel** · October 29th, 19, 08:03 PM

Mcree nodded, "Well, we would love to get to know the neighborhood." Mcree smiled, "Well, we ought to get to unpacking and settling in. I suppose we will likely see yall at the block party." Mcreee moved to retreat into the house, "Lets go Haru." Mcree nodded at Hanzo

"It is nice to meet you too." Hanzo smiled a bit, "I imagine that we will be learning a lot about each other in the next few weeks." He smiled before glancing over at Hana setting up her gaming system, "It appears that our daughter is already settling in, we should do the same." He said as he started to follow Mcreee into the house.

Mcree groaned a bit as he shut the door behind Hanzo before glaring at Hana, "Why didn't you back us up?" HE sighed as he flopped down onto the couch, "Jesus christ that woman could talk.'

**Wet-hypno-kitty** · October 29th, 19, 08:23 PM

Hana shrugged as she connected wires to the tv. “You seemed like you had it handled. And besides, you are senior Overwatch agents, I thought you could handle the third-degree from some nosey neighbor.” She added that extra jab at him just to see how he would react. Hana finished plugging in her gaming system and sat back on the couch with McCree. “And I want to enjoy the last bit of freedom I have before we have to launch into this undercover mission.” She passed him a controller. One of the founding rules in Overwatch was “Don’t play video games with D.Va unless you have a death wish”. But she thought, since they were all in this hell-hole together, she would go easy on him in a friendly racing game.

**HRE superfunnel** · October 29th, 19, 10:18 PM

Mcree sighed and picked up the controller, he wasn't going to try to win but he was at least going to make an effort not to suck, "That is fair." Mcree sighed as he started to play the game. This assignment was going to ware him down and he was going to need a proper vacation after this mission was over.

Hanzo started to move his things into one of the rooms. Of course he was not going to share a room with Mcree, that would be absurd. They were only pretending to be married. "Why must America be so taxing." He sighed, not even a full day in the country and it was already tiring him out. "Remember you two, we need to be at the school tomorrow morning for Hana's walk through and orentation, why we need to be there too is beyond me." He groaned as he walked to the kitchen

**Wet-hypno-kitty** · October 29th, 19, 10:26 PM

Hana went easy on McCree. She felt bad for him too. They were all roped into this hell of a mission together, no use in making it more miserable. Though she still beat him by a lap and a half.
“Urgh! This is so dumb!” Hana growled after Hanzo mentioned the orientation tomorrow. “And don’t you both have jobs you need to start too?” She asked. Both Hanzo and McCree had been assigned to keep tabs on the comings and goings of teachers and students. For McCree as a janitor he would be able to gain access to otherwise locked areas inside the school. Hanzo would be a barista at a local coffee shop, a known hangout spot for students and teachers alike.

**HRE superfunnel** · October 29th, 19, 10:44 PM

Mcree groaned, "Don't remind me. Why the fuck am I a god damn janitor." He groaned, "THis is the stupidest fucking thing ever. How is a barista and a Janitor with a teenage daughter supposed to affored a three bed two point five bath house in near San Francisco!? This is the most absurd thing ever!" Mcree yelled before burying his face in the couch, "I hate my life, so goddamn much right now."

Hanzo sighed at Mcree's outburst, while this assignment and the background of it was in fact ridiculous, he had to try and keep himself composed. At least they had a credit card so they didn't actually have to worry about budgetary stuff.

**Wet-hypno-kitty** · October 29th, 19, 10:50 PM

“McCree stop whining. At least you don’t have to relive High school” Hana snapped, she obviously got the short end of the stick in the whole thing. “Can we just order pizza?” She looked to Hanzo pleadingly. Really she wanted McCree to stop whining and she knew pizza was a good way to do it.

**HRE superfunnel** · October 29th, 19, 11:48 PM

Mcree grumbled a bit and buried his face in the couch, his hat resting lazily on his head as he complained into the couch. The fact that he didn;t sleep on the plane at all more then likely compounded with his burning hatred for this mission.

Hanzo sighed and nodded, "Ill order some." He said as he pulled out his burner and started to tap in an order on a local chain's app, "What do you want for toppings Hana?" The archer said as he leaned on the counter

**Wet-hypno-kitty** · October 30th, 19, 01:23 AM

“Quit whining, you baby” Hana snacked McCree in the rib cage. “I’ll just have cheese, Hanzo” she smiled. In her mind they could either complain or actually get through this stupid mission without killing each other.
Hana got up and browsed through the kitchen. The place had been well stocked before hand with non perishable foods, silverware and basic amenities. It really wasn’t too bad. If Hana thought about it too hard she could consider this her chance at a normal childhood.
Growing up in Omnic-threatened Busan was every kid’s nightmare. Not knowing when the omnic of the sea will wake up again, not sure if your parents would come home from work. For Hana her parents just sent her away to a boarding school. She didn’t learn about their deaths at the hands of the omnic of the sea until she already had her first Starcraft title.

**HRE superfunnel** · October 30th, 19, 05:01 AM

Mcree sighed loudly as Hana hit him and soon he was fast alseep as the whiskey on the flight and the lack of sleep finally caught up with him and knocked him out.

Hanzo sighed at the antics of the other two members, "Easy you two." He said as he placed the order for the pizza, "Should be here in about twenty minutes." He said as he started to walk towards the couch, "This is going to be a long mission." He sighed, though, a part of him was kinda looking forward to just trying to live a normal life, after being raised to take over the family business for so long and then living life as an assassin, it would be nice to just relax for a bit.