Mommy's Little Baby Blue

[Bandit Keith]

Jubilee was rather chipper she awoke in Hanks parents home as well its the first time in a long time her and Hank has had time off in ages without it being do to some advent, medical reason or legal reason. Granted Shogo is of course here aswell as Shogo is her adopted baby and Hanks parents have seen fit to put Shogo as their grandbaby not only for they accepted Jubilee as an extended family member but also because Shogo sees Hank as his daddy. Despite this today is the day she can help gety Hanks parents dream come true in a sense as Hank had seen fit today to tag along to help get supplies for not only Shogo but also for a local daycare . But thats the thing with some cunning and deviousness as well as magic and a little luck Hank will be back to being the Elder McCoys bouncing bundle of blue fured joy soon enough.''Morning furball, hopefully you haven't been a coffee vampire and sucked the pot dry yet.'' Jubilee greeted in her own playful way

[Diaper Beast]

Unlike Shogo... Beast hadn't slept like a baby last night and was standing in the kitchen in his pajama pants and rubbing the corner of his eyes with one hand and nursing a mug of coffee with the other. Hank groaned lightly something close to good morning and looked over at Jubilee. "How are you so chipper?"

Hank stretched and groaned... his muscles aching from his poor sleep. "I may need to get a new mattress for my room. I don't think my childhood bedroom is as comfortable as it used to be." Hank stepped away from the coffee pot so Jubilee could pour herself some. "We're also out of milk... unless you want formula."

[Bandit Keith]

''Perks of being a daywalker I guess? I mean I never was chipper like this till it was a thing '' Jubilee offered as she never was a morning person as a human nor a dusk person as a Vampire but ever sense she was do to an advent made into what the vampires call a daywalker she has been a round the clock person

''I told you just let me use some magic and your room would be just as comfortable as it was but nope you refuse'' Jubilee commented as she got herself a mug of coffee and blushed abit at the joke more so do to the fact after all the varies deaging and at other times mental regressions she has acquired a liking for formula she can't quite shake

'' Funny you'd say that you likely know all the deaging and mental regression tends to after a while leave its mark on people.'' Jubilee commented being vague but clear enough as Hank hasn't been regressed or deaged yet so ahe commented on that just encase Hank forgot. Despite that she also was making Shogo a bottle and at the same time mixing a spoonful of the formula mix into her coffee in a manner thats obvious she knows she is doing it yet also that its normal with her making the comment mean simple the fact is atleast one thing of the former comment meant she has a taste for the stuff.

''Anyway on a lighter topic been thinking of taking up a part-time job at the daycare here till my time off is over ... It'd work out great you get away from me and Shogo for awhile each day'' Of course Hank could quite easily make any number of playful jokes in regards to Jubilee and daycare given she is the one most often deaged and mentally regressed out of the X-men

[Diaper Beast]

Hank quirked a brow at the repeated offer of magically redoing his room. "Yeah... not a chance. I've seen your sense of fashion." Hank couldn't even imagine the style of room he'd end up with. Likely something involving Ponies. Hank had no idea of more immature leaning thoughts that Jubilee had on her mind.

Hank adjusted his pajama pants just a bit and yawned. "Glad you and Shogo slept well." Given he hadn't heard any fussing from the boy during his night of trying to get comfortable. "Guess my old crib is more comfortable than my big boy bed." Hank glanced up with a smirk that quickly changed to one of disgust.

"Ugh... you'd never catch me drinking that stuff." Hank shivered just a bit and groaned in disgust. "I'd employee a wet nurse." It was obvious Hank hadn't slept well... given his rather risque joke. "Huh? You want to spend your time off taking care of kids and changing diapers? Isn't that hole filled by Shogo?"

[Bandit Keith]

''Really? I wouldn't dream of using my interests on you.'' Atleast her pony interests that is as she indeed has interests on changing Hanks life greatly in one manner

''Oh he did. better then me... Sometimes I miss needing padded when I sleep no waking up '' Jubilee commented as sure she knows its immature of her to think like that but she doesn't really care as Hank is a friend and both have plenty of dirt on the other already

'' How do you know if its any good?''Jubilee questioned'' You never tried it since you can remember I bet. '' Jubilee remarked on the matter though her cheeks heated up at the wet nurse comment as its no secret Jubilee is a Bi who swings way more towards females and so add that kinda joke given her track record in the more immature side of misfortune happens enough that its a pretty tempting ideal to add one on call for her in such cases granted she has one for Shogo anyway.

''And where pray tell would I find a wet nurse for someone my age or older? '' Jubilee asked in a partially joking and partially serious manner as lets face it , she is curious if Hank would know or have any ideal of where to get one for someone pasted the standard age of nursing.

''Har..har.. very funny... For your information, I want to for a change experience what its like being the worker at such a place and not the one being cared for at such a place '' Jubilee remarked seriously'' So who's cooking today? You,me or your folks?''

[Diaper Beast]

"Uh huh." Hank offered... clearly not buying that she wouldn't give him a childish bedroom if he did give her permission. Though he looked a bit surprised at Jubilee lamenting the fact she didn't wear diapers anymore to bed. "I'm sure Mom still has diapers around here somewhere." Hank comment casually to Jubilee as he adjusted his pajama pants once again and continued to drink his coffee.

"I... I suppose I don't know. It just seems like it wouldn't taste very good." Hank offered with a light shrug as he sat down the mug and took the bottle from Jubilee and sniffed a bit at the nipple. Hank quirked a brow just a little bit and looked strangely at Jubilee. "I... I was kind of joking. You can't even find them at all much anymore. It's kind of an outdated concept these days." Hank noted.

Depending how long that his Mom or Dad has been listening before they finally arrived in the kitchen they'd have possibly heard him talking about diapers and walk in on him in his pajama pants and holding a bottle of formula. "You know Mom... she loves to make breakfast. But I've already got my baba." Hank offered jokingly and playfully wagged the bottle meant for Shogo in front of Jubilee's face.

[Bandit Keith]

''I got one for Shogo on call'' Jubilee commented as she shook her at Hanks joking over the bottle matter '' Temp fate furball and it will bite you real soon '' Jubilee commented ready to use her devious mind if a misunderstanding is to happen


''Humm? '' Ms McCoy questioned as her head popped into the kitchen and blinked at her sons action'' Why didn't you say you liked that?'' Ms. McCoy questioned as she moved in her old desire of having her baby boy popping in her head as she headed to the icebox

[Diaper Beast]

"I don't believe in fate or karma." Hank reminded Jubilee and poked her in the belly with a clawed finger playfully. As usual Hank didn't believe in such silly concepts... and until recently even disputed the existence of such things as magic. But he'd come around a bit on that particular concept as of late. Though he still doubted aspects about it.

Hank blushed hotly as his Mom poked her head into the kitchen and took notice of him holding the baby bottle. "Huh? Liked what?" And then realized what she meant. "It's not what you think. This is for Shogo. It's way too small for me." Hank noted, handing the bottle back to Jubilee. "Morning Mommy... how are you today?"

Hank knew he had to keep the focus off him... and Jubilee was an easy target. "Hey Mom... you still have some larger diapers around here?" Hank asked with a smirk to Jubilee. "Jubilee was saying she misses the comfort of diapers especially for bedtime." Hank grinned deviously. "Might be a good idea... just in case she piddles."

[Bandit Keith]

''Tic for tac '' Jubilee remarked on the matter but as she was tossed under the bus for seemingly no reason she gently shocked Hank with her power'' How dare you I just said in a way it was nice not having to worry about waking up at night'' Jubilee started but then growled at Hank over what was likily a joke and gave him a ever greater shock that would result in something akin to a older cartoon scene of someone getting electrical charged with the hair or in this case fur standing on end with afew arcs still dancing in Hanks fur and quite possibly Hank might even be able to breath out almost an almost smoke like exhale

''Thats for insinuating I still have accidents outside of regression or recently gotten out of regression furball'' Jubilee hissed at Hank but she herself was caught off guard as Hank and her had some cloth tired around there necks to act as a bib or napkin would as sure its a commen thing to do at the X-mason mainly encase a threat comes up or the mansion gets attacked so as to not worry about getting ones clothes or fur dirty from a sudden alarm sounding or worse . She still hasn't gotten used to the Elder McCoys having her do that . Butr still they both had a bowel of homemade oetmeal put before them .


''Now Now no fighting you two or I'll have to spank you both '' Ms/ McCoy stated in a chiding tone over how Jubilee was acting as she knows in general when one of these two fight it usually results in them both wanting to be the victor

[Diaper Beast]

Of course Jubilee at the moment was unaware just how hypocritical Beast was being. Because last night Shogo had been in the care of Hank's Mom last night and had fussed quite a bit about having to wear protection to bed. He'd been pretty good about staying dry at night but it was still an important safeguard. And after much fussing, Edna had talked Hank into one of the huge Sesame Street pull-ups she'd found in Jubilee's things... if Shogo wouldn't fuss about them.

Of course none of them suspected some sort of magical pull-up. Pull-ups that Edna had noticed Hank was seemingly still wearing... given all the fidgeting and pajama pants adjusting that Hank was doing. Magical pull-ups that hadn't seemed to have any effect as of yet. But that Jubilee had just channeled a bunch of her powers through when zapping Hank. Edna didn't want to check Hank in front of Jubilee though, given she had promised not to let Jubilee know so he'd play along.

"Owww! Mommy Jubilee zapped me!" Hank offered fairly immaturely just before he was coaxed to sit down and had a makeshift bib tied around his neck. To which he showed no frustration or fussing over... even though Jubilee knew well enough that Hank hated being treated like a child. He beamed happily at the bowl of oatmeal and picked up his spoon eager to eat. "She started it..." Hank pouted a bit, not at all wanting the threatened spanking. "Like always." He stuck out his tongue.