This HAS to be a genjutsu right?

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Naruto was headed to the village stadium, sipping a soda in one hand the other behind his head. It was a beautiful day in the hidden leaf village and Naruto would be anywher else, on a mission, training, or just goofing off in general, he would so love to be just doing his own thing but low and behold all the ninja in the village were to report to the jumbotron at the stadium for some sort of reorganization thing "psshhh bout time they changed the system, maybe they'll promote me to jonin" he chuckled to himself tossing his soda as he entered the stadium.

[Potty in my pants]

Sasuke just left his house and was heading to the village stadium which Tsunade told the village to go to for something importantant and the woman sounded so serious then he'd ever seen her. "I can't think of anything at all the only thing I can think of Tsunade stepping down as hokage" the boy grumbled in annoyance and let out a sigh of frustration. "That's it I can't take it anymore"

He started to run to the stadium passing Naruto on the way soon enough sasuke arrived at the stadium and took a seat and started to look around. "I've never seen so many people in one place"

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Naruto grumbled as his dreaded rival bumped him on the way to the stadium "HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING SASKREEP" Naruto muttered in frustration. Walking a few steps the boy was mortified to discover that the altercation had caused him to spill soda on his crotch "ooohhh that idiot he's so gonna get it now" naruto grumbled entering the Colosseum as he took his seat next to sasuke

Ino backstage bit her lip in frustration, "good lord this is so wrong ..... how can tsunade make a declaration like this ...... if it wasn't for the fact it meant i got to be with sasuke ...... this is just all so wrong"

[Potty in my pants]

Sasuke looked at Naruto and smirked has if anyone looked close if they looked at Naruto they would think the boy wet himself that made sasuke almost blush as he woke up this morning with a wet bed. "Shut up idiot it's your fault for being in my way like always anyway i have a question you and the hokage are close so do you know what's going on?"

Tenten who stood behind Ino couldn't help but Chuckle as Tsunade informed her and Ino what's going to happen today. "I'll admit this is weird Ino... but I like it because I get Naruto" she blushed thinking about the blonde boy she developed a crush on which happened a few years ago at the chunin exams when he defeated Neji.

"I thought you would be happy getting sasuke after all you use to be one of his fan girls in the academy"

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Seeing him giggle naruto traced his gaze to his crotch, realizing he was chuckling at the wet stain he beamed bright red and grasped his crotch to block the stain "gggrrrrr HOW SHOULD I KNOW she never told me anything ......" Naruto then gasped in realization "which means ....... it must be punishment related ..... she always is open with me unless it's a punishment, she likes to surprise people with punishments so she never lets me know ahead of time since I'm a bit of a blabbermouth....." Naruto cringed and bit his lips "but on THIS scale ..... every dude in town is here ....." Losing his train of thought the ninja grabbed sasuke's collar "ANYWAY QUIT PEAKING AT MY CROTCH WHAT ARE YOU GAY

Ino cringed biting her lip "tch i mean THAT'S the only thing keeping me in this whole mess, the ability to fawn over sasuke naked ....... glad your so into this though, you must be dieing to cuddle and feed a certain someone, he'll likely be a playful one, god just the thought of Naruto submiting into a giggling drooling teddy hugging mess .... not my cup of tea but you ..... i guess it pays for you to be into this sort of stuff" ino shrugged

[Potty in my pants]

Sasuke glared at Naruto for his comment and slapped his hand away "no you idiot I'm not gay you ask me that all the freaking time I'm starting to think your the gay one moron and I was remembering that this isn't your first accident" he smirked remembering konhoa's event last year which was a race and Naruto ended up pooping his pants in front of everyone.

Lenten blushed at Dino's words."Wow hold on now ino I'm not into that stuff... completely it's just that I've been having a crush on Naruto for a while now and what's going to happen is going help us bond plus me having a mommy kink it's not so bad besides your going to have to treat sasuke the same way it's the new law honey" she crossed her arms.

[shotytime]

Naruto got flustered, he honestly didn't know how to feel about sasuke, his tight but, his raven hair, his piercing red eyes. Naruto shook his head trying to push his feelings out of the front of his mind "HEY THAT WAS THE MILK YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES TO ME," he jumped on to sasuke beginning a scrap as Tsunade came on stage

"oh for .... ahem this is actually perfect PEOPLE OF THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE I, LADY TSUNADE, YOUR HOKAGE HAVE COME TO A DISTURBING CONCLUSION, MEN ARE TO DANGEROUS TO HAVE THERE RIGHTS LEFT UNCHECKED." She smirked puting a spotlight on the two boys "behold raw unchecked men in there natural state"

Ino scoffed "oh please .... I've seen those mags under your bed ...... besides that's exactly why I'm sticking with you on this mommy thing, hoping some of your love for it will rub off on me if i learn from the master"

[Potty in my pants]

Sasuke saw Naruto blush and couldn't help but blush himself finding the idiot cute. "Whatever moron no need to scream jeeze he suddenly froze as Tsunade spoke and the spot light was on them and unlike Naruto he hated the all the attention the uchia quickly pulled Naruto right in front of him

The boys/men started to boo at Tsunade words some demanding an explanation some actually crying knowing what it meant and now knowing why all the girls/woman are on stage with scrolls in there hands.

Lenten chuckled. "Well if you want to watch what I do to my baby/ future boyfriend I suggest the following four us find a house to move into and I may have a mommy kink ino I know you like boy's who cross dress and take pictures to put into a scrap book and it's hidden in your closet back at home" she smirked.

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Ino grimaced as she began to sweat bullets, she wrestled her hands over Tenten's mouth, "DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE ABOUT THAT, if anyone ever found out about that book ....... i wouldn't know what to do if i was outed as a pervert" she gripped her head and bit her lip

What the CRAP I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IT'S NOT FAIR" before anyone could protest properly the girls used there combined chakra to form a mighty seal that could even beat the nine tailed fox, it put a seal on all men preventing them from ever using jutsu again, and severly weaking them. Despite the combined tantrum the deed was done and all the men shuffled out of the stadium to wait for there new mommy assignments.

"This can't be happening......... BABYS they want us to be BABYS grrrr this is all your fault emo butt" naruto glared at his rival

[Potty in my pants]

Tenten almost jumped as ino quickly covered her mouth but ino released her hands and gripped her head in frustration. "Look ino the woman of konha are going to have there own baby boy to take care of and probably going to do what I'm which have fun with there kinks as we can practically do what we want with our baby's heck you can have sasuke dressed in cute clothes and if does anything punish your baby it's that simple anyway about my suggestion about the four of us moving in to a house together"

Sasuke eyes widened in shock no way that was the new law boy's being treated like baby's that's the most humiliating thing he's ever heard...but it would solve his bed wetting problem. Sasuke suddenly fell on the floor feeling all his chakra leave his body. Sasuke glared at Naruto. "HOW IS THIS MY FAULT LOSER"