Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Nanny (Private with AJbestpony)

Kobayashi had done it again. You could smell the beer in her breath from miles away, as she stumbled along the middle of the sidewalk, bumping into pedestrians, vomiting on what she could have sworn was a trash can, and roaming past her apartment, and through most of the city, leaving, and entering the woods. A half-empty bottle still clutched in her hands, she waded through ivy, shrubs, and ferns, until she stumbled upon a massive stone structure. She couldn't tell what it was, her drunken brain making the picture all fuzzy, but something atop it caught her eye. A sword. Was it the fact that it was elegantly crafted, the peculiarity of its presence, that attracted her attention. No, it was instead the only thing her broken, drowned brain could notice about it:
"Shii... neeee..."
She hastily climbed up the... statue? stone igloo? well, whatever it was, she eventually got to the top. Against her better judgement, which was on hiatus for the time being, she tossed the bottle behind her, shattering on whatever she was standing on, and lifted the sword from its resting place.

[AJbestpony]

Tohru, daughter of the Emperor of Demise, had just emerged from a vicious battle which had left her mortally wounded. She had managed to retreat into the human world before she could succumb to her wounds, but as she was too weak to fly or move, there was little she could do but lay there and bleed out.
That was what she assumed would happen. Then a drunken, pink-haired human had stumbled upon the scene. Amidst her inebriated stupor, she had actually climbed onto the green dragon's back and physically removed the sword from her back.
At once, Tohru felt as though she would pull through. "Um... thank you," she told the newcomer.

"Oh... wha... thisss... no probbemm..." She said, clumsily falling off of the massive creature's back, sliding down her front, and rolling in front of her, standing up, and picking up the sword, inspecting it, "Sooo... whad were you doing with thiss... looks kinda... I dunno, painfuhl"
She was unfazed by the presence of the dragon, believing she was having some kind of lucid, alcohol-induced dream.

[AJbestpony]

Tohru had no idea what was up with this happy-go-lucky human, but she was genuinely curious. She decided to change into her own humanoid form, covering herself with a bedsheet. "My kind generally thinks little of your kind, but I must thank you for saving my life, human. I now owe you a debt which must be repaid. What favor might I do you in return?"

"Oh shidd... uhhh... were you a preddy lady a secind ago?" As she asked, she stumbled backwards and fell, accidentally cutting her finger on the blade of the sword. It was a small boo-boo at best, but the pain and surprise was enough for her to deposit the absurd amounts of beer that she consumed into her pants, "Augh! Stupidd sword... Well, id won matter when I geddup. So... uhhh... what kinda favor are you talkinggg aboud?"

[AJbestpony]

Tohru chuckled a little at the human woman's antics, though she was surprised when she saw her wet herself, and quite heavily at that. However, that quickly gave her an idea. "I have just the thing in mind. But to do that, we will have to return to civilization first." She then moved to give the pink-haired woman a helping hand.

"Civilisation, whuh... m-mine or yours.. andd whass yours like?" She slurred out, as she was dragged along by the strange, scaled woman, "An... could you pudd me down, Im notta big fan of beingh dragggedd..."
She threw up again, the mild amounts of motion making her feel sick to her stomach. As she was dragged along, she pressed her legs together, the once warm urine getting colder rapidly from the night breeze.

[AJbestpony]

Tohru had not intended on staying in the human realm for long, so she figured she may as well take this pink-haired drunk back to her own realm. After all, as her Father was the Emperor of Demise, Tohru was a princess, and thus, she had plenty of resources at her disposal to repay the debt she owed this human. "Mine, of course," she replied. "Stand still, please, if you can. I need a moment to open up a portal to my universe."

"Alrighd preddy ladee," She said, giggling and hiccuping, playing with her fingers, as she waited for the dragon to open a portal to... somewhere. Wow, this dream was wild! "So... uhhh... whad exacktly are you? Imuh... I'm not too sure, everythingss all fuszzy..."

[AJbestpony]

Tohru again giggled at the pink-haired woman's behavior, and then she opened up a gateway to her world. She stepped through at once, arriving in her parents' castle. "Home, Sweet Home," she commented with a smile.

Just then, a dragon maid in human form approached her, "Princess Tohru! Thank goodness you are alright. We had heard reports that you had been slain in battle. And... who is that human?"

Tohru smiled and said, "Relax, Elfina. It will take more than a vicious battle to do away with me. In answer to your question, this is a person whom I am currently indebted to. However, she does not appear to be in full control of her facilities. As such, I will be looking out for her for the foreseeable future."