Diapered Karaoke

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Tony laughed as he came on stage, "Welcome to Diapered Karaoke. Today, you are going to hear singers sing, while undergoing cruel and unusual punishment. As you know, the first round is a marathon of singing, with each singer taking a piece of the song. After their piece is done, I ask you, the audience to give them a score of 1 to 10 on your keypads. At the end, their score will be combined with their score from our Sing-O-Meter to determine their final score. Now lets us begin, with James. They will be singing, Bop to the top from Highschool Musical."

Music began and the song began. James stood tall on his podium singing into a microphone.

"I believe in dreamin shootin for the starahhh." Hot water shot out of the microphone on him.
e number one youve got to raise the bar
Kickin and a scratchin, grindin out my bestowwww." He was shocked by his shock belt.
Anything it takes to climb the ladder of success
Work our tails off every day"



(Read more: Ashley Tisdale - Bop To The Top Lyrics | MetroLyrics )

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Sarah, one of the other contestants who had been roped into this, nervously continued on.

"Yeah, were gonna bop bop bop, bop to the top
Slip and slide and ride that rhythm
Jump and hop, hop til we drop
And start agaaaaaain." - She yelped as she suddenly found someone pouring cold water down the back of her panties
"Zig zag zop, pop like a mop
Scoot around the corner
Move it to the groove til the music stops"

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Phil gulped as the light turned to him, seeing out of tune.

"Do the bop bop bop to the topppppp." He cried out as freezing cold water struck his face.
"Dont ever stop, bop to the top" He stuttered his teeth clacking before crying out in pain as a boot came out from the bottom of the podium, hitting him straight in the nuts.
"Gimmie gimmie, shimmy shimmy" He whimpered in pain.

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Jennifer groaned as she was once again picked. She really hoped this was all worth it.

"Shake some booty and turn around
Flash a smile in their direction" -She suddenly found herself doused with a dulled pepper spray, which was at least strong enough to make her start crying. This of course made the song sound jumbled.
"Show some muscle, do the hustle
Yeah, were gonna bop bop bop, bop to the top -A large robotic hand came out of the floor and began repeatedly spanking her wet bottom very hard.

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Thomas went next, beginning to sing.

Wipe away your inhibitions
Stomp, stomp, stomp, do the rumppppp He began to get shocked loudly
Andddd strut your stuff
Bop, bop, bop, straight to the top : The floor broke under him, causing him to fall a foot into the ground.

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Lily was last as she nervously gulped. Thye usually saved the worst stuff for last.

"Going for the glory
Well keep stepping up and we just wont stop
(Stop)" - She gave a loud scream of pain and suprise as she suddenly found herself suddenly tackled by a sumo wrestler. It was actually quite impressive that she was able to sing under all that fat.
"Til we reach the top!
Bop to the top!"

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Tony laughed and said, "And thats it for the first round Now audience, vote for your favorite, and their scores will be combined with their technical score."

James, Thomas, and Phil got up, walking to the stage, lining up.

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Sarah, Jennifer and Lily did the same, lining up in an orderly fashion so that they might await their dark and terrible fate.

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Tony smiled and went up to James first saying, "James, your number one, head up to the winner's bracket."

He then went to Sarah and said, "Your number two. Congrats, go on up with James."

Jennifer was next, "Your number three, you stay down here, but back out of line."

Phil was number four. He backed up as well.

"Now our last two contestants," He said, standing between Lily and Thomas. "One of you is going on, and one of you is out. Now, Lily," He paused and said, "Your going on, congrats. Thomas, get." Thomas left the stage in a hurry. "Lily go up to the loser's bracket, we'll see you later."

He then went to the middle of the stage and said, "Jennifer, Phil come here."

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Lily sighed and did as she was told. At least she was still sort of part of the show. At least she'd get some kind of prize out of it. That was at least something that made this all worth it.

Jennifer nervously followed him up to the stage, unsure of what was going on. "What's happening? I thought I was bottled out."